Chapter 2: A Beer For All!

The Sixth Day

Authors Note: P.S. I wasn't sure what Stewie called Quagmire, So.
Disclaimer: the events in the following FanFiction are fictional (dah) and i dont own any characters listed :)

Day 2

"Brian, Brian, Wake up!" Stewie said, pushing Brian

"Not this again," Brain thought, looking at Stewie, "What do you want!"

"Well, Brian, Peter wants to take you down to the 'Drunken Clam',"

"Umm... Why?"

"Something about you being the only talking dog around Quahog,"

-Cutaway-

"Hey Peter!" Quagmire yelled

"What Quagmire?" Peter Replied

"I've got a talking dog; I'm taking her to the 'Drunken Clam' tomorrow,"

"Well I'll bring Brian then,"

"Just as long as he doesn't smell her ass, Giggity!"

"Okay,"

"So I'm going to the 'Clam' because Peter wants to show me off?"

"Pretty much," Stewie laughed

One hour later

"Hey Brian did Stewie tell you?" Peter asked

"Yeah, he did Peter,"

"Well, let's go,"

"Peter its Nine o'clock-" Peter cut him off midsentence

"Yeah, so what?"

"-in the morning..." Brian finished his sentence

"So?"

"Okay, fine..."

Brian followed Peter to his car

"Hey, Peter, don't you think I should drive."

"No,"

"Remember what happened last time?"

-Cutaway-

Peter is driving his car, drunk; he is driving it all over the road

"I'm singing in the rain," he sung, off tune with the radio

"Peter slow down or you'll kill us both!" Brian screamed

"No!" he said stubbornly

"Peter look out! A tree!"

Peter swerved just in time, and didn't hit the tree

"I know wh-"Peter was cut off as he hit a different tree

Brian flew out the wind shield onto the grass, while Peter face planted the steering wheel, two seconds later the airbags exploded

"Yeah whatever, you drive then... smartass," he said giving Brian the Keys

They got in the car. Ten minutes later they arrived at the 'Clam'

"So where's this Bitch?" Brian asked puzzled

"Quagmire said he'd be here soon"

Quagmire came out of a street, holding a leash; Brian saw the female canine and dropped his jaw

"Hey Quagmire," said Peter

"Hey Peter," Quagmire replied

"So this is the Bitch?" Brian asked

"Yeah," Quagmire replied, the female Canine stood on her back legs and she slapped Brian. "Oh yeah, her name is April," Quagmire lent down and whispered into Brian's ear, "I wouldn't call her Bitch if I were you..."

"Could've told me that before..." Brian said, rubbing his cheek

They entered the 'Drunken Clam', Cleveland and Joe were already inside

"Hey, it's Peter and Quagmire!" They both said

They sat down, and all started chatting

"You want a drink?" Brian asked April

"Yeah okay, I'll have a Beer,"

"Wow, this is my type of woman," Brian thought

After a few hours of chatting, Brian noticed Quagmire trying to sneak out

"Quagmire, where are you going?" Brian asked

Quagmire started to stutter

"I'm going to the toilet," he said, his eyes shifting back and forth

"You seem tense," Peter said, then he pointed in the other direction "and the toilets that way,"

Quagmires eyes kept shifting back and forth

"I got to go, Giggity," he said running out the door

Brian pulled out a headset and dialed home

"Sorry April," he said kissing her on the cheek, "I got to go,"

April blushed, the phone picked up as Brian exited the 'Clam'

"Hey Louis," Brian said to the headset

"Oh hi Brian, what's wrong?" Louis asked

"Sorry Louis can you put me on with Stewie?"

"Well, okay Brian,"

Brian heard footsteps and a door, Brian started tapping his foot

"Stewie, Brian wants to talk to you,"

"Oh goodie, I want to tell him about my finger painting," Stewie snatched the phone from Louis "Brian guess what-"

"Stewie, get on your Laptop,"

"Okay, what are we doing today?" Stewie sounded excited

"I need you to track Quagmire's phone,"

"Okay,"

Seconds later...

"I'm in,"

"Where is he?"

"Around the corner of the 'Drunken Clam'."

Brian was confused, he poked his head round the corner and saw Quagmire, he was on his phone, a beam came from the sky and pulled him into the air

"Oh my God!" Brian gasped, following Quagmire with his eyes

Above the beam was a giant UFO. Brian returned to the 'Clam' everyone inside was gone, including April

"Oh my God!" yelled the 'Greased up Death Guy' running out, from inside the Bathroom, and out the door

"April are you here?"

No one answered, Brian left for home

Griffin's House

"Brian where's Peter?" Louis asked at the door

"He got 'Beamed Up',"

Brian walked around Louis, and sat down on the couch, he started watching the TV, Then Stewie sat next to him

"Did you follow Quagmire?" Stewie asked

"No,"

"Why?"

"He got Beamed Up,"

"Hmm... like in Star Trek?"

-Cutaway-

Captain Kirk is standing on a ledge which is falling apart,

"Beam me up, Scotty," he said "Scotty... Scotty?"

There is a shoot of the inside of the Star Ship Enterprise

The whole crew are lying on their control desks, Blood dripping from their noses.

"Scotty!"

Captain Kirk falls as the ledge gives way

"No, not like Star Trek..."

"Well, what did you do?"

"It was late, so I came home,"

"What about the..." Stewie looked around and then nudged Brian, "Bitch?"

"I don't know, I got back to the 'clam' and she was gone, as well as the rest of the people,"

"Even Peter?" Stewie asked

"Yeah,"

"Wow, I'mm surprised the 'Beams could carry the Fat ass' weight!" Stewie said acting surprised

"Okay, I'm tired," said Brian as he slumped off the couch, he went to the kitchen pulled a chicken leg out of the fridge and checked the time, it was 9 o'clock,
"Wait that can't be right" he thought shaking it off, as he left for his bedroom, he ate the leg and fell asleep with his television on.

END OF DAY 2

Authors Note:

Okay i would be suprised if a Family guy Episode actually ended like that but hey, R&R all you gotta do is click on that button you dont need to write something nice but at least write something