Chapter 2: Peach's Disgusting Food
Twilight Okami: Disclaimer Time!
Peach: Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the show!
Lucas: Hey, I wanted to do the Disclaimer!
Peach: Well you're crap if you couldn't!
Lucas: YA PI-
Midna: If Roger got to Looney Tunes he smash a piano and die!
Lucas and Peach: …..
"Hello, Bonjour, Chess and so on! Welcome back to…" Midna pauses.
"RA, RA, RA RA, RA! ROMA ROMA, MA, MA!!" The Audience sings.
"…. Um, Super Smash Bros Gamer! I'm your host, Midna!!" Midna greeted.
"GOBBLE, GOOBLE!!" The Audience cheers.
"….." Midna and Chopper quiet.
Then, Mario comes on the stage with a gash, wounds, scratches and a black eye. Everyone laughs at Mario's sight, and Bowser laughs harder.
"Oh, Mario! You come back! How are you?" Midna asked.
Mario mutters curses under his breath and tremble. Midna turns to Anna, who is on the judge table, calling someone.
"DO YOUR CRAP TORTURE TRAINING YOH, YA SHIT!!!" Anna screamed on the mobile phone and put it away.
"… What is the first score you give to Mario, Anna?" Midna calls to Anna.
"Hmph, that was funny, violent, bloody, and great for the starting of this show! 4.5 is my score" Anna stated.
"Great and now for the next contestant! She is a princess who keeps getting kidnapped and is Mario's love interest! I give you the pink-Barbie-doll, Peach!" Midna introduced.
"Don't I need a doctor for my wounds to be checked?" Mario begged.
"Heck, no! There is no doctor or nurse in this show!" Midna replied
"OMG, I'm next! YAAAY!!" Peach cheers for no reason.
"O_o" All Smashers speechless.
"Well this is a challenge like Master Chief! And it is for you to cook these ingredients-!" Midna pauses.
Chopper is dressed in waiter clothes, and shows a sign that has the ingredients on it and this is it.
Ingredients:
Salmon, Poo, Wasabi, Pizza, Fudge, Monkey Brains, Water Melon, Red Wine, Chicken and Garlic.
Make:
A mega staking of food, and eat it all, then vomit it at the creator of Mario, Star fox, Pikman, Donkey Kong and Zelda, Shigeru Miyamoto!
"O_o… please tell me that this is all a dream! I can't eat that and vomit at my creator!" Peach called sadly and sacredly.
"Sorry Barbie, but ya got to or Anna…" Midna pointed to Anna.
Anna gets out the Silencer gun, and taps it on her shoulder with a demanding look. Peach gulped at Anna, then sigh.
"Oh shit, might as well!" Peach groaned and then went to the kitchen with Chopper following.
Peach first put the poo in the chicken, then put Wasabi on the chicken, after that, raps the salmon around monkey's brain, with garlic in it, makes a hole in the water melon and put the pizza in it then last but least put red wine on the fudge, and she combines all the food together!
"Now, eat it!" Midna demanded.
"…. Oh, crap, here goes!" Peach sighs and eats it all and looks green. "HOLLY SHIT!!" Peach panics.
Midna brings in Shigeru Miyamoto and Peach vomits on him as she runs around. The whole Audience gasps, and Shigeru looks at Peach with anger, for he's fashion cloths was destroyed.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT PEACH!?" Shigeru demanded.
"OMG, Shigeru Miyamoto!! I'm SOOOOOOOOOO sorry!!!" Peach panicked.
"AGGGGGGGGHHH!!" Shigeru shouts and gets out a scythe and charges at Peach.
"HOLLY SHIT AND CRAP!!! AHHHHHHH!!!" Peach runs and of course, screams like a girl.
After five minutes of serious slashing and dicing, Peach comes in with blood coming out of her scars, and crying like a baby. Everyone from the Audience laughs at Peach. When Shigeru Miyamoto came, he gave a snort and left.
"Ouch, that's sad when you eat something disgusting and get badly bashed… What's your score Anna?" Midna called out.
"BLOOD, BLOOD AND MORE VIOLENCE!!! OH YAAAAA!! That was soooo hilarious how you eat something REALLY disgusting and vomit at your own creator!! 4.5, only five if more violence…" Anna replied.
"O_o" Peach pretty much speechless.
"Well then, we'll be back on…" Midna pauses.
"TOTAL DRAMA ONI ISLAND!!" Brad declared.
"Agghhh, I THOUGHT WE SAID THAT THIS WAS SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER!!" Midna shouted.
"No, this is Total Drama Oni Island!" Brad argued.
"No ya shit, THIS IS SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER!!!" Midna shouted back.
"NO THIS IS TOTAL DRAMA ONI ISLAND YA CRAP!!" Brad shouted.
"Sheesh, would ya stop fighting with him Midna and kill him all ready!" Anna shouted out loud.
"WHAAAAAT!!" Everyone shouted at Anna.
"For Shaman sakes, we can't keep fighting, just fight each other, or shake hands and agree on something!" Anna groaned, irritated.
"O_o… Ok, I think I'll leave…" Brad said and ran out screaming like a girl.
"Dam, I wanted violence involved…" Anna muttered.
"O_o, um, anyway we'll be back on…" Midna paused.
"OKAMI TRUTH AND DARE!!!" The Audience cheered.
"No, Okami Truth and Dare is not on! It's…" Midna paused.
"DRAGON RE-" The Audience gets interrupted.
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER YA ALL!!!" Midna screams.
"….." The Audience silent along with the Smashers.
Author's Note: He, he, MORE violence I see is coming in and with humor, along with embarrassment!! BWHHAAA!! Thanks to my two first reviewers, gamerofloz and Twilight Smash (Along with Twilight Smash for adding to favorites!" Thanks everyone!