A/N: -GASP- You...you liked it? HOLY CRAP. I already have seven reviews, cha! Sweet! But I wanna thank my first reviewer, Diana-san! Thank you for making me motivated to continue the story! Well, without any further ado, I give you...THE SECOND CHAPTER!
"10 yards" Kurenai whispered into her microphone. "Good job, has he caught on at all?" Silence. Kakashi started laughing. "Yea, right." They sat in silence as they watched their target walking right into the trap.
'sniff sniff' Naruto was transfixed on the wonderful scent of the ramen sitting only a few feet away from him. It hadn't even crossed his mind why there would be ramen in the middle of the forest. He just kept walking towards it, unaware of the jounins watching him.
He finally reached the ramen, it had seemed like an eternity! He quickly picked it up, triggering a trap, and having a net fall on him. "WHAT THE HELL?" Kakashi walked out of the shadows. "Good Morning Naruto." Naruto glared at him. "What's so good about it?" Kakashi smiled, He figured that Naruto would react like this. "Your going on a trip" Naruto looked at him stupidly, "A trip?" Kakashi merely nodded.
It probably hadn't been necessary to capture Naruto, but after an incident with Sasuke...they thought it would be easier.
A few hours earlier...
Kakashi had found Sasuke training by himself. He walked over and told Sasuke about the trip. Sasuke's response was a scoff and an 'I have more important things to do' speech. The jounin sighed but told him that it was necessary that he went. Sasuke had owled at him, giving him the 'fuck off before I kill you' look. "Sasuke, your going whether you want to or not." "No" Kakashi sighed, he really didn't want to do this but he had no choice.
He pulled out a little stuffed bunny. Sasuke's eyes widened when he realized that it was his stuffed bunny, Taku. He couldn't sleep without it. How did Kakashi know about his little bunny friend? Apparently, he had to come and wake Sasuke up once, and saw him sleeping with it in his arms. (Cute, ne?)
Kakashi pulled out a kunai and held it to the fake bunny's throat. "Come quietly or the bunny gets it." Sasuke glared at him, "You wouldn't dare." Kakashi applied pressure to the kunai and started to cut the bunny's neck. "Kya!" Sasuke was running at him, very angrily.
Kakashi held the bunny up as high as he could. "Your coming, or you'll never see Taku again" Strangely enough, Kakashi was enjoying this. He grabbed Sasuke's fist before he got his jaw broken. Sasuke growled, "Fine, just give him...it back" Kakashi handed him Taku back. As Kakashi turned his back to capture...er...convince his next victim, he heard Sasuke say,"Tell anyone and I'll kill you."
Kakashi laughed, partially because Sasuke had brought Taku onto the bus taking them to the camping grounds. And partially because they had tricked Gaara and his siblings into coming as well. It was a pretty funny sight, everyone was cramped in they're seats with luggage piled on top of them. Naruto's ass was in Gaara's face. Gaara was just seconds away from desert coffining him. Temari was trying to calm him down. Kankuro was trying to look like a bad-ass, listening to heavy metal music he really didn't like. Lee and Gai kept hugging each other and screaming about youth. Neji's face was pushed up against a window because Tenten was afraid of Gaara and hugging him VERY tightly.
Sasuke had been forced to sit on the floor, making sure to hold onto the bag containing Taku very close. Sakura and Ino were fighting over how Shikamaru's hair looked like a pineapple versus an artichoke. Chouji was...eating...the seat.
After what seemed like an eternity, they finally got to the camping grounds. They all ran out of the bus, trampling Sasuke.
As the teams walked around, the jounins unloaded all the supplies, which, soon enough, would be lost in the raging waters.
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"Ugh, there are bugs everywhere!" "Ahhh! Someone get me a mirror!" "I don't see any ramen stands!" "..." "Why the fuck are we here?" "This is troublesome" "I'm hungry" "I think I saw a cat!" "Oooh, bugs!" "Anyone have a taco?" "It's YOUTHFUL here!" "He's looking at me! Save me Neji!" "Get off" "A-are t-t-there any w-wolves h-h-here?" "Fuck society, I am a man, I'll wear makeup when and where I want to!"
"MY LITTLE PONY, yeah!" Everyone turned and stared at Deidara. He put his hand down,(he had shot it up when he shouted) "what?" They continued to stare. "Dude, I think your in the wrong chapter...or story." Deidara looked around. "Ummm...well, this is awkward. yeah" He looked around. "I'll just...go then, yeah" He disappeared.
Then they all forgot he was ever there! THE END! No...just kidding, hahahaha.
"That was...weird" They all nodded in agreement.
Later, they had set up camp. They were all sitting around the campfire, listening to ghost stories.
"Then, when he looked in the cupboard...THERE WAS NO RAMEN!" Naruto screamed at his own story. They all sighed as Naruto passed out, they decided that they would listen to Gaara's story instead. "...Then I killed them all!" Everyone was staring at him, O.O. The story was definitely creepy. Most of them were shaking, Gaara's crazy laughing wasn't helping either.
"Ok guys, time for bed, we're going river rafting tomorrow." Kakashi announced as he zipped up his tent. They all moved to their tents and went to sleep. Well...they tried to anywayz...since Gaara didn't sleep, he was still laughing. Temari had to shove a stick up his nose to get him to stop.
AN: XD, Deidara and Gaara are so funny! I was watching elimidate when I wrote this. Lol, I hate that show. Anywayz, next chapter will be RIVER RAFTING! so R&R! THANK YOU!