"Uh… hi Maaka…" stuttered Seras, struggling to her feet. She dusted off her skirt and looked around, only to find she had, indeed, attracted attention.

"Oooh Usui-Kun, you're such a player!" shouted Maki, Karin's self-proclaimed best friend.

"W-what? No! You've got it all wrong!!" yelled Kenta, wiping the blood from his own nose for once. He turned, looking for support.

"No way! He's scary looking," laughed Seras, thinking she was helping, "... Maaka! Tell her she's wrong!"

Karin did not respond. Instead, she drooled on Kenta's foot. She was out cold.

Suddenly, the bell rang. Kenta scooped up Karin and ran out the door. Saved by the bell.

X-X-X-X

"Father Anderson, we can't allow them to multiply."

Father Alexander Anderson, a tall, scary man, smiled wickedly, and replied. "Aye, we can'nae let the Protestant heathens spread their filth."

Maxwell nodded. "This latest international escapade seems to be the sow's latest method of recruitment. What troubles me is, why Japan?"

"It don' matter," spoke Anderson, his glasses reflecting the moon's glare. "I'll slay the heathens no mater where they are."

X-X-X-X

Kenta carried Karin through the park cautiously, recalling Ren's demonic anger from the last time he had dared to carry his sister. The sun was setting, and Kenta did not like the dark, despite the fact that his best friend was a vampire.

Suddenly, Karin shuddered. Kenta almost dropped her in surprise, wondering if she was finally coming to. Karin slowly opened her eyes, gazing dreamily into Kenta's. It was as if somehow, she was awake, but also asleep. Karin's eyes flashed yellow, and before Kenta could react, she was on top of him, pressing her mouth to his neck, as if kissing him. Kenta relaxed, even lifting his neck closer to her waiting fangs… when suddenly, he noticed a tall figure clad in a red trench coat emerge from the shadows. His gloved hand aimed a silver pistol. And fired.

"Am I dead?" Kenta wondered. He opened his eyes. "No, I'm still in the park... where's Karin?"

X-X-X-X

Karin opened her eyes.

"Good! Your'e awake!" grinned Seras, sitting backwards in a chair, with her face WAY too close to Karin's.

Karin screamed, flailing her arms wildly. There was a loud "THUD" noise. Karin sat up and looked around. Seras was lying face up on the floor, looking rather angry .

"...Sorry!" said Karin quickly.

"YOU DAMN BETTER BE YOU LITTLE ... " Seras paused, and realized Karin was crying. " ... I mean... It's... um... stop it... " now Seras was crying too.

Suddenly, Allucard walked in. He looked down at Seras and smiled calmly, concealing the demonic pot of boiling hatred brewing inside. "Aww, look at that. Two little girls crying their hearts out. Would you like a nice tea party...?" he continued to smile.

Seras cowered under her chair, but Karin smiled and said "Sure! Iv'e got a dress you can borrow!"

Karin was less than two seconds from death and didn't even realize it. But just as Allucard was realizing what she had said, in walked Integra Hellsing.

Integra instantly realized what was about to happen, and instantly was angry at Alucard for letting his temper slip. "Why not, Allucard?" she said slyly, "Perhaps you can gather some information from her?"

X-X-X-X

"How do you like it?" Smiled Karin innocently. "It's the only extra outfit I had with me."

Allucard wanted to tell her how he liked it, but Integra was still in the room. The frilly waitresses' dress would have burst into flames if Karin had offered him one more cup of imaginary tea.