KABUKI JOE!

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A/N: I DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT OWN SUPERNATURAL

(AND AS ALWAYS, PLEASE, READ & REVIEW! THANKS!!!)

Sam stared at his brother, who was still recovering from several shades of red.

"Dean, are you all right?"

"Dude, if we get out of this one," Dean frowned, "I'm definitely gonna need to see a shrink!"

"What do you think it wants?" Sam asked as he cocked his head toward the direction the creature had exited.

"Who cares?" Dean spitted out as he struggled with his binds. "When I get loose, that thing's going down!"

"Dean, calm down, will you?" Sam spoke in a hushed tone. "It hasn't hurt us, at least not yet."

"And 'not yet' being the operative word here." Dean retorted.

Sam was about to say something with the shape shifter returned. This time as an elderly woman, who looked to be in her eighties.

"Are you two doing all right?" It asked in a sweet old lady's voice.

"Fine," Dean answered sarcastically, "if you enjoy being all tied up."

"Yes, well about that," she smiled sweetly as she walked in to another room. "I didn't want to take a chance. Both of you are hunters, and only would be getting in my way."

"Getting in your way of what?" Sam's curiosity started getting the best of him.

The creature came out carrying a bowl of hot soup that made both of the boys' mouths started to water.

"I'll answer all of you questions as soon as I get back." It smiled at them. "Mr. McKinley has been feeling ill. And I promised him a nice bowl of soup."

"Who's Mr. McKinley?" Sam inquired.

"He's one of my tenants in G-2." It replied. "The dear old man hasn't been feeling well lately. And I've missed playing a game of Pinnacle with him on Sunday evenings."

"Your tenant?" Sam repeated.

"It probably offed the real land lady, and took her place." Dean snarled at the shape shifter.

"No, I'm the original land lady." It mused. "I inherited from my father, who inherited it from his, who inherited from his, who won it in a poker game."

"Yeah, well he probably cheated." Dean grumbled.

"Oh, I never cheat!" The old lady pouted.

"You?" Sam's eyes widened. "You won this in a poker game?"

"Yes, indeed." It smiled.

"So, just how old are you anyway?" Sam asked finding this fascinating.

"Let's see," the old lady tapped her bottom lip in deep thought. "I believe, I'll be turning 386 next June."

"Yeah, and you don't look a day of 200." Dean smirked.

"P-Shaw!" It said as its hand pushed against the air, bringing it downward. "You sure know how to make this ol' gal blush!"

It started to leave the room when Sam asked. "When are you coming back?"

"I'll be gone for a couple of hours, Dearie." It smiled at them. "I have other tenants that I need to check on as well."

"A couple of hours?" Dean gasped. "You're leaving us tied up for a couple of hours? What if Sammy or me has to use the can?"

The shape shifter paused for a moment, and looked at Dean.

"You might be right about that." It said as it put down the soup, and went in to another room.

Dean and Sam could hear it rummaging through some things, and then they heard two metal objects clanging against each other.

When the shape shifter returned, it was carrying what looked like two old fashioned bedpans in each hand.

Before Dean could say anything, it was all ready standing in front of him, pulling his boxer down, and placing one of the metal object between him and his chair, causing him to not only gasp at the feeling of something cold against his bare bottom, but also by the sheer embarrassment of it.

The shape shifter turned towards Sam, offering him the same treatment.

"No, that's all right." He shook his head vehemently. "I'm good."

The shape shifter smiled, and patted both brothers on the head.

"I'll be back." It said as it walked out the door.

Sam watched his brother in silence, whose face was now a beet red in color.

"Dude, are you okay?" Sam asked.

Dean just released a whimper, as he placed his head on the table's surface.

TBC

A/N: Thanks to all who have read and review this story. I'll try to explain how the boys got in their predicament soon, I promise.

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