The Deal, The Make Over, The Boyfriend
By: TheDisasterousChibi
Chapter Theme:
"If you can't love me honey go on just pretend
I've saved something special for the very end
If you can't love me honey go on just pretend
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend..."
-- "Bad Boyfriend" by Garbage
Chapter Two: The Deal
The Social Suicide's name was Sesshoumaru Taisho…
'Has this guy not heard of a hair brush'
Kagome thought to herself while observing the boy in front of her. Every one in the school knew Sesshoumaru Taisho, he was the cold hearted, selfish, egotistical, painter who despite being rich beyond belief, like his half brother Inuyasha, did not give a rat's ass about his appearance, no one really knew what he looked like because his untamed hair hid his face from everyone.
"Please take a seat Mister Taisho and also please refrain from making members of the staff cry in the future." Mr. Jin said to the Junior.
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen today you will be serving detention with me for various reasons, today's detention however, along with this week's detention will have to served on Saturday…" Mr. Jin's ears were bombarded with the outraged cries from the students in the room most came from the twins.
"Please everyone settle down and let me finish." after few more minutes Mr. Jin had the room quiet once again.
"Now were was I… Oh yes your detention has to be served on Saturday. Normally no detention are given until after the first week of school but…uhmm…Oh yes the teachers have been informed not to give out any more detentions this week but all of you still need to serve your own detention on Saturday. So I will se you all bright and early on Saturday, Your all dismissed."
"Great just what I need Saturday detention and its only Monday, man this just shoot down my week." stated Naraku who was making his way out of the room with the rest of the group.
"Come on it's not so bad Naraku just..." came the consoling voice of Kagome who was trying to make him feel better before she crashed on to the floor.
'Oh my butt's going to feel that tomorrow'
"Hey buddy aren't you going to apologize you just knocked her flat on her lovely shaped ass." Miroku said to the retreating figure who did not even glance behind to see whom he had just bumped into. The figure turned around showing the group of friend that the culprit was none other then Sesshoumaru.
"She should not have been in my way." came the cold monotone reply to Miroku's question, with that said Sesshoumaru began to walk away when Kagura and Inuyasha blocked his path.
"Look Inu-baby it's Kagome and her merry band of rejects." Kagura said to Inuyasha as she laughed at her own joke, Inuyasha, who was so oblivious to anything but the girl hand, that was just above the waist band of his pants, did nothing but nod.
"Half-breed you and your worthless bitch are in my way." Sesshoumaru's icy voice stopped Kagura's rather annoying laughter.
"What did you say you, take it back you bastard, Kagura is not worthless or a bitch." was Inuyasha's out raged reply to his brother's mocking of his new girlfriend.
Kagome and her friend were stuck between either telling Kagura Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru to move the fuck out of the way or waiting and seeing how it would end. They choose the later.
"You know Inuyasha, he's right your bitch's worthless." said Naraku who was demonstrating his 'love' for his sister.
"That's rich coming from you a good for nothing delinquent, should I tell mom what you just said except leave out the part were you said it and make it Kanna-chan instead." came the devious reply from Kagura who knew her mother hated all her siblings but her because that's the way she had manipulated her mother to think. Kagura had been spinning tales about her two brothers that left her mother horrified.
"Kagura your quarrel is with us, leave Kanna out of this, she's just a child." came the barely calm reply of Onigumo, who's eyes and body language told of unspeakable anger.
"Come on guys come on we should leave, I have to pick up Shippo and Souta and you need to pick up Kanna." said Kagome, who was basically hidden by the tall frame of Sesshoumaru, to the enraged twins who up to this point, along with Miroku and Sango, had been silent.
"Inuyasha you are still in this Sesshoumaru's path." came the reply from the slightly forgotten youkai in front of Kagome. Kagome's temporary and highly effective youkai shield looked as cold as ever but Kagome could see that he was annoyed and his patience was at it's end.
"Shut your mouth you bastard no one cares about you much less what you say" Inuyasha responded to his brothers request.
"Inuyasha what has gotten into you." came the surprised question from Sango who had never seen Inuyasha insult his brother with out necessity, considering Sesshoumaru's heart is made of marble it was not the worst thing he had ever or would ever say to his half brother.
"Oh so now your talking to me Sango, here I thought that you and Miroku wouldn't betray your precious Kagome by speaking to me. It's not any of your business what I say to that pile of ugly shit. Is that why you hide your face Sesshoumaru because your so ugly huh… is that why your mommy left you cuz you had a face not even your mother could love" these remarks only caused Kagura to resume her abuse on everyone's ears with her shrill voice.
Until now Kagome was still holding on to the hope that maybe Inuyasha would see that Kagura didn't love him like she did.
'But no he only thinks with his dick, ok Kagome don't get mad don't get even destroy and trample his heart like he did yours.'
"Inuyasha don't you dare talk about my boyfriend like that" Kagome's statement was followed by total and complete disbelief filled silence. Kagome's face drained of color and simultaneously resembled a cherry all in the span of one minute.
Before anyone could say anything Kagome grabbed Sesshoumaru's hand and made a hasty exit, Sesshoumaru who for once was glad he did not speak much, beacuse at this moment the fiery young priestess had left him completely speechless, it was a good thing that his carefully disheveled hair covered his face. Grabbing the clawed hand of her "boyfriend" chose and escape route.
'Thank god he didn't deny it' was the only thing Kagome thought of as she held Sesshoumaru's hand and ran like a marshmallow from a boy scouts fire place. Sesshoumaru recovered his voice and began his interrogation of the delusional miko
"Human would you care to explain to this Sesshoumaru what in that damaged mind of your led you to say what you just said"
"Well...y…yo…you…see he…she…they…look I'm really sorry but I have an idea…well more like a business proposition for you Sesshoumaru, one that will make your brother suffer for everything he has ever done to both of us." Kagome's stuttering voice gained strengthened as a wave of determination hit her.
This guy could be the answer to her, out of character, revenge and destruction filled prayer to the Kamis.
"Alright human I'm listening you have five minutes to convince me to help you." an intrigued and if were willing to admit it to himself, slightly excited Sesshoumaru responded.
"Okay here's the deal, Inuyasha hates me now that Kagura is his girlfriend and since I can't have ramen out law, I'll settle for the next best thing; you."
Sesshoumaru simply stood there.
"Sesshoumaru did you not see what happened in there his mouth almost hit the floor, if we could convince him that were a happy bubbly..."
At this Sesshoumaru gave her the patented "Killing Perfection Death Glare of Doom"
"...Okay, maybe not bubbly but at least in love..."
This time the glare was one of disgust and was that utter horror she saw in his eyes.
"Hey don't give me that look Mister!" said the aggravated Kagome who was ready to commit mass murder on the youkai population.
"Miko… If you and I do this I have conditions; one, you can not go back on this until it is done no matter what, and two, no one will know of this but you and I, now if you find these conditions exceptable do we have an accord. So, can you keep a secret Miko?" Sesshoumaru mockingly asked the azure eyed girl, for he knew that her dreams of revenge depended on him helping her.
"Hey I have some condition of my own, if we do this we have to make it look real that mean dates, hand holding, kissing, the whole shebang, and I get to give you an extreme make over. That means hair, clothes, every little thing that I see fit to change about your appearance to make you an Adonis." Kagome replied in an equally mocking tone, because she too came to realize something Sesshoumaru needed her just as much as she needed him to gain their revenge.
"Human I will agree to a make over under the condition that I can put limits to your madness." Sesshoumaru said after debating the human woman worth.
"Alright honey you got yourself a deal. Now lets get your make over under way. Oh… shot I left my wallet in my locker." Kagome said as she started forward heading back to the school to retrieve her money.
Before she could take another step forward Sesshoumaru's porcelain skinned hand grasped Kagome's wrist
"Don't worry yourself, money shall be my responsibility in this pact."
"Umm...O…okay if your sure it's not a problem I could pay half you don…" a pleasantly surprised Kagome was interrupted by Sesshoumaru's authoritive "No"
'Guess chivalry isnt dead after all its just hidden under a dirty glacier'
"All right were of to the mall." with that said Kagome linked arms with Sesshoumaru as they made their way to his car.
'Kami what have I gotten myself into…' was the thought of the new couple.
To Be Continued...
Preview To:
Chapter Three: Sesshoumaru's Tourture...Er...Make Over Part I
'A garbage can?'
Maybe
'A Toyota?'
Possibly
'A Ferrari?'
'Come on who'd a guessed that Mr. 'I-don't-give-a-shit-about-what-I-look-like' would have a car like this.'
These were Kagome's thoughts as she stood open mouthed staring at the sleek saphire Ferrari that Sesshoumaru had climbed into and proceeded to ignite the engine, with a soft purr it came to life.
"Get in before this Sesshoumaru comes to his senses." Sesshoumaru's demand startled Kagome whose mind was still trying to solve what Sesshoumaru plus Ferrari equaled, it was mind boggling to say the very least. Kagome entered the car by jumping over the door and landing in the seat.
"Was that truly necessary miko?" Sesshoumaru asked, very glad he was able to keep his amusement from completely entering his otherwise frigid voice.
"Duh I've always wanted to do that!" Kagome said with a huge grin on her face, suddenly though she frowned, "Boy do I ever have my work cut out for me." mumbled Kagome.
"Miko this Sesshoumaru can hear you, and must remind you of the terms of agreement; there are LIMITS to what you may do" stressing the word limits to remind the girl that she had agreed to.
"Yeah, Yeah, just drive, lets go to my house first so that I can start Operation: Fluffy." sending a mischievous grin, that Naraku would have been proud of, in Sesshoumaru's direction, her eyes sparkled with the thoughts of what was to come.