Heyy, this chapter is Puck's Introduction... very short and yes i know it is even shorter than the first chapter, but nether-the-less read and review because they will get longer... :P

WARNING: this story contains Mpreg / girl!Kurt (eg. Kurt has a vagina instead of a penis) / HalfBoy/HalfGirl-on-Boy love / Sexual References / Birthing Scenes and all round awesomeness!

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Glee... Ryan Murphy does. :(

Far From Normal
Puck's Introduction

Noah Puckerman is… different. His childhood has been far from normal.

At the tender age of eleven he lost his virginity to his step-cousin Iesha, who just so happened to be apart of the Cheerios…

Although, at the age of six, his innocence was lost the day he walked in on his Mum and the Pizza Delivery guy having… well, lets just say they were wrestling… and the Pizza Delivery guy was winning.

At the age of eight, he got his first glimpse of a girls breasts, whom was much older than him. He was spying on her through a small crack in the public toilets, and later on that day, when he got home, he touched himself for the very first time to thoughts of said girl.

At the age of nine and a half, he got his very first handjob (it was awesome), and then at the age of ten he got his very first blowjob (Even better), both by the same fourteen-year-old girl whom was very experienced in the category.

At fifteen, he had sex with a woman twice his age, which started his well-known Cougar-fetish…

And finally, at the age of sixteen, he is the most experienced sex-addict in the whole of Lima, Ohio. Sometimes having three or more girls in his bed everyday. He is… a stud. There is no other words that could describe him. And that, everyone knew, and it was no secret that he had banged at least half the population of females in Ohio already.

As I said, his short life has been far from normal… but changes the day he saw Kurt Hummel cry.

Very short I know and I'm incredibly sorry :( but its just buliding up :)

The next chapter is entitled 'How It All Started' ;) Can't wait to see what you think. :)

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-Jaddddy :D