The game started up with a phone call from...Sid! (yes, a Crosby Mii)
"Madison's look-alike, we have some tragic news here on Crazyplace Island."
There he stood, at a grave site, in front of a crowd of mourning Miis.
"Mario has passed away. We just don't know how we're going to move on without him."
Oh no, I thought. Don't kill yourselves, too!
That was just the beginning. The news was no less affected.
"This is Mii News for the 14th of July, Two-Thousand-Eighteen.", my Guentzel Mii said. A blue space on the bottom of the screen flashed in, saying:
"Local Beloved Mii Passes."
"A well-known and loved Mii, Mario L., has unfortunately passed away yesterday." They cut to a slideshow of the casket, the funeral, then the burial.
"We asked some islanders for their thoughts on the matter."
My Misty Mii said:
"This is all my fault!"
My Kessel (Phil) Mii said:
"Why? Just, why?!" It cut back to Jake.
"Thanks for watching. For your Mii News for July 14th, this is Jake Guentzel, signing off."
I went to the cafe. Same song and dance.
"I feel so bad for Mario's family. I hope they can accept it soon enough.", my Malkin Mii said.
"It's okay. As long as he's in that 'Great Igloo in the Sky'.", said my Brock Mii.