Wow, I'm on a roll! So many of my fics have been updated this week! And even more have been started! There's a Holly Naruto fic , Naruto x the x Zoldyak, one where Naruto is kinda like that zombie fungus and can take over peoples minds, a dark Naruto, and Insane Naruto, Naruto, son of the Kyuubi, A Naruto one piece crossover, another Hunter x hunter Naruto crossover and a few others. I've also started a story with one of my friends, but it's not a fanfic... hehe. Sorry.

Other news about my pathetic life... um... I saw my cousins from California and they were here for about a week! So that was less typing time... huh... whatever. I went shopping! Like, cloths shoping and I actually found stuff I like! That's almost never happened before! And I saw my cousin who came back from collage for a bit! She's going to go back soon, but what ever.

Have any of you seen that new anime about bread? Yakitate! Japan. It's hilarious!

My updates are going to be even slower - I know, that should be impossible - but school is coming up soon (crying), but it's not all bad! My school has an Anime Club! And I'm the president this year! Yay! But I will have less time to write...

Anyways, on with the story!

Chap. 1

"Naruto, get up." Iruka said lazily. This was his fifth time trying to get the lazy boy up. It worked the first few times, but now it isn't for some reason. Little did he know that this Naruto wasn't even the real one. About twenty minutes earlier Naruto had created a shadow clone and switched with it. In those important twenty minutes that he saved, he ate raman.

"Narut - you know what, never mind. Does anyone know what angle you need to throw a kunai to hit a target a hundred feet away and what the different variables are?" Iruka asked, bord out of his mind.

"Sensei, it's…"

With Naruto

"Raaaamaaaan, oh raaaamaaan. Delicious little noodles in - what? Who are you?" Naruto said. Of course he already knew who it was, but that'd seem suspicious to the man in front of him.

"You do not have the privilege to know my name. I just came to tell you to stop that infuriating noise. It is damaging my ears." The boy said, looking down on our favorite little All Knowing. The boy had a pale face and long brown hair. His eyes were a light lavender - almost white. He had a heavy looking jacket on as well as the normal hitai-ate on his forehead, covering the caged bird seal.

"If I tell you my name, will you tell me yours?" Naruto asked. Neji looked at him like he was crazy.

"No." Naruto smiled like a lunatic. This was going to work out for him. Only a few more steps until Neji told him (Naruto) his (Neji's) name. Hey, this was the best option there was. Much better than the 'Annoy him until he leaves' option or the 'pretend you met him when you were younger' path. The first one would make sure that Neji would ignore him for forever and the pretending one would make Neji suspicious. There were about seven hundred other ways this could go, but that's just too many to name. But just so you know, a lot of them including pranking and some ended up with Neji as a prankster as well. Yeah… he wanted Konoha to survive for a while longer.

"Great! So, I'm Uzumaki Naruto! Who are you?" He knew this would work. It only has one path to follow! Because of the Hyuga clan teachings, Neji would give his name and Naruto would be able to convince him to be friends!

"... Hyuga Neji. Now, I must go. My team and I have a mission." He turned and walked away, fully aware that the younger boy was following him. And not liking it one bit.

He continued to ignore the boy until they got to the meeting place. Lee was doing pushups with just one finger, a arm behind his back to keep a bolder stable, and a bolder on his back with Neji's other teammate on top of that bolder sharpening one of her weapons. Tenten saw Neji first and jumped down - knowing what was about to happen when Lee saw the Hyuga.

Lee looked up and his eyes twinkled. He lowered the arm from his back to the ground and placed it's pointer finger on the ground. Then he pushed. The bolder when flying into a few trees and hit the ground with a large thump. Lee jumped up and ran to his rival.

"YOSH! How are you today my youthful friend? And who would this young and youthful boy be?" He asked, looking at the whiskered blond behind his teammate. Neji sighed while Naruto answered.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto! Believe It! And there's no one more Youthful than me! 'Ttebayo!" Naruto said challengingly. Neji just sighed even more while Tenten looked impressed. Lee was… thrilled.

"YOSH! COME WITH ME NARUTO-KUN! LET US SEE YOUR YOUTH!" Lee shouted. Naruto smiled widely before taunting Lee.

"Well… I don't know… you might not be able to stand all my youthfulness. I wouldn't want my new friend knocked out!" He said, mischief in his eyes. Lee smiled even more.

"Well, you'll have to survive my Youthfulness first! Let us go Naruto-kun! Tenten-chan, please tell Gai-sensei that I have gone to test the youthfulness of a new friend and that we will be at the normal training ground!" He then turned to Naruto. "Yosh! Lets be off Naruto-kun!" Lee said before rushing off to the training ground at full speed, forgetting that he was faster than most if not all genin. Naruto ran normally until both Tenten and Neji looked away before running as fast as Lee. He reached the training ground in just half a minute after the boy with a bowl-cut. Lee seemed to dismiss this fact - he was too excited to wonder how a boy could keep up with him - and challenged Naruto to a dual of only taijutsu. Naruto agreed and went to stand in his place, trying to decide which path he should follow. Lee bounced over to his own spot and got into position. Naruto saw the way he wanted it to go and got into the correct stance. This was a variation of the academy taijutsu stance and it allowed flexibility and movements that otherwise would be impossible. His foot was just a little bit further to the right then normal and his left arm pulled back a tiny bit. It was a stance created by Naruto and could only be used by an All Knowing. The reason was that you had to know exactly what your opponent would do. Even if you didn't have the physical ability to move that way normally it would still let you. Naruto - being one of the most creative All Knowing ever - decided that he would have to help the other All Knowings because they tend to be weak and are targets for strong people. Now, Naruto wasn't weak in any way, shape or form, but he is kind.

Lee was the first to move. Naruto dodged an attack to the right of his head and moved his body so that it looked like it crumbled before sending strength to his legs and hitting Lee in the stomach. Or he would have if Lee wasn't so fast.

Since before the fight, Naruto knew he had no chance except for one to win, but he didn't want to win with tricks. He decided on the only one where he would be completely destroyed - not literally, Lee wouldn't kill him - but it would also be the one to increase his strength the most. To anyone that didn't know Lee who watching, the fight was completely one sided. To his Lee's team. however, the boy was doing pretty well. After all, Lee was specializing in taijutsu. Sadly, no one saw their fight.

Naruto dodged another punch - this one sent to the gut - and tried to counter attack. Doing this left him just barely open enough for one fast KO blow that Lee took. Naruto was down the next second. The fight lasted only thirty seconds.

"Good job my Youthful Friend! That was a Great Fight! Though I would like to know, what stance was that? It seemed to be a academy one at firsted - just with the wrong positioning - but you seemed to move differently than the normal stance would allow. I would love to know what Youthful idea you have come up with!" Lee was almost shouting at the end of his little speech. Naruto giggled a little - though he would reject ever doing that if anyone asked - and answered Lee.

"It's my own stance. I didn't like how the Academy had people do it since that stance was just too predictable so I added some adjustments! As it turns out, what I came up with allows for more movement and any hard hits that would normally knock a person down just has the force transferred into the ground! The best part is that - since it looks so poorly put together - people don't think that you can actually fight that well!" Naruto said, excited to be able to brag about his own style. Hey, no one ever listens to what he says because they think he's an idiot. Can you blame him? No. The answer's no.

"That AMAZING Naruto-kun!" Lee said as he started jumping around and talking about the Youth that his little friend had shown. Naruto giggled again - still gonna reject it.

"Thanks Lee-sempai!" He said, making Lee's already shining eyes glitter with stars in them. "Um, people are coming over here. Neji-san, Tenten-san, and someone else. Um, was is Gai-sensei?"

"Hai! Yay! Now I can tell Gai-sensei about your amazing amount of Youth!" Lee said, complimenting Naruto without even meaning to. Naruto grinned. The more time he spent with this team the more likely he would be able to get Neji to become an All Knowing. Plus, he could finally make friends without people rejecting him. Too bad he didn't know about Lee being a look and act alike to the Sensei.

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