Something a little less brain cell-killing.
On day in the unsunken Hyrule, Lonk went to le place where the things called Cuckoos where. I went too because I'm a speck of dust that follows people around. Oh noes m y identity is revealed oh well anyway back to Lank. So Lank went to that place and then he saw a dead girl do Lenk went over to her and says to hiseldf "Oh noe I think she is ded!"
So he takes a fairy our of a bottle and the fairy revived the girl and she sat up and then she was linke "AGH no I was ded but oh my goodness Wat is this guy next to me? AAAH it's that fairy boy except he looks different oh no what happened."
So Lunk rooked confuse but then he says "My name is Lonk wats yers?"
And The dead girl who is not ded anymore says to him "Oahi don't you remember me I'm Malon."
And Lank says "Melon? Yer a melon? But yer hair isa red!"
And Malon says "NO IM MALON. M-A-L-O-N." And she slapped Lenk.
And then Melon says "anyway you looks familiar are you the same hero who went back in time to save Hyrule and then came back to warn the princess about the fate and then something dumb happensds and so Hyrule gots flooded?"
And Lunk was like, "Oh! Is that how you died? Is there other people?"
So Malon see "Yest and yes."
And then Lonk decided to skip all the way with Meolon to the forest Becuas Melon neededd to strech her legs. then they went in, and they turned into skill kids and the end.