Next chapter of the stupid randomness...but it's so short...so I'ma upload the next chapter once I finish editing it.

Aren't you all lucky? 2 updates in one night? Sometimes I think I spoil you...

Disclaimer: Uh...nothing creative so we'll go with the classic: I don't own any of this shit so (beep) off!

D.C.: So, here's the mansion you'll be staying at

-Everyone stares at the giant white mansion surrounded by at least a total of a hundred acres. The acres were made of flat land, a forest behind the mansion, and a small private lake-

Everyone: …Wow

Ash: How did you afford this?

D.C.: I didn't. VIZ, the company that sponsors you guys, paid for it. There's just a slight catch…

Drew: There's always a catch

D.C.: Shut up! –throws shoe-

Drew: Ow…that hurt

D.C.: That's the point

Drew: -throws shoe back-

D.C.: -ducks and the shoe hits Paul- Okay, stop with the shoes. Now, the catch is…I have to endure the torture with you – however, seeing as I'm the only host willing to do this and I'm the Authoress, my torture isn't as severe and I don't have to suffer the consequences. The only rules I have to follow are #'s 1, 3, 4, and 11

Inuyasha: Great. We have to deal with sugar-high DemonChild

Pokemon and Inuyasha Cast (PIC): Is that bad?

Inuyasha: Hell yeah

Inuyasha Cast (IC): -groan-

PC: -defeated sigh-

D.C.: Muahahahahaha!! –evil lightning flash-

PC: O.o

I.C.: T-T

D.C.: So, any questions?

Gary: -raises hand-

D.C.: Yes, Gary, what is it?

Gary: Can I go kill myself?

D.C.: Absolutely out of the question – you have to endure the horrors your co-hosts must endure this summer

Gary: Damn

D.C.: This reminds me – New rule: NO SUICIDE!!

Inuyasha: Well, can we kill each other?

D.C.: Read rule #2

Inuyasha: -reads rule- Dammit

D.C.: Meh heh heh, sorry to be such a kill-joy, but VIZ would sue if I let you guys slaughter each other

D.C.: Oh yeah, also, I must confiscate a few things -snaps fingers-

-Poof!-

Tetsusaiga, Tokijin, Tensaiga, Hiraikotsu, Miroku's staff-thingy, Kagura's fan, Kagome's and Kikyo's arrows, Koga's sword, Hakudoshi's spear-thing, Bankotsu's halberd, Jakotsu's snake-sword, the jewel shards, and Jaken's staff disappears

IC except Kanna: What the hell?!

D.C.: Heh, heh, heh, sorry. But I don't exactly trust you guys with weapons…

Kagome: What about Kanna's mirror?

D.C.: Huh? Oh, she's the only one of you guys I trust :)

Kanna: Heheheh…evil mirror…

Paul: So do strange things like this happen often?

May & Drew: Oh yeah

D.C.: And things will get stranger!

Misty: Oh joy

Brock: Did someone say Joy? –drools-

Misty: -hits with Misty Mallet- No!

Brock: Ow…

D.C.: Which reminds me -snaps fingers-

-Poof!-

Everyone's Pokeballs disappear and reappear in a room with walls of six-foot steel reinforced with iron spikes where the weapons are being held...except for Pikachu

P.C.: -groans-

Sango: So now what?

D.C.: Now…you claim your rooms! Oh, btw, every room has a set of twin beds, meaning that you will all get a roommate. Here –gives everyone a map-

Drew: And this is for…?

D.C.: This mansion is huge – these maps will help you find your rooms. The guys' maps are blue and the girls' are pink. Have fun – and don't kill your roommate. Now…begin! –blows whistle-

Koga: Where'd she get the whistle?

Inuyasha: Same place she put our weapons…

D.C.: If you don't hurry up, you two will end up roommates

Inuyasha & Koga: O.O –they run off-

D.C.: Well...this is turning out to be some fun. -talks to herself for a while-

-Several minutes later...-

D.C.: Shit! I forgot--I need a room too! Damn, I hope I'm not stuck with a whiner as a roommate! (runs away)

Hahahaha. Yes, there will be character hating nearly everyone :D

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