This was created by a friend of mine (we shall call her Zess!) so I don't own the akatsuki or the story.
The Akatsuki: The Real Death Of Zetsu
The Akatsuki gets to go to the zoo. All went as a pair because most couldn't be trusted alone. The pairs were Pein and Konan; Sasori, Tobi,and Zetsu; Kakuzu and Deidara; Itachi and Hidan. Konan dragged Pein into the gift shop. Kakuzu yelling about money while Deidara suggested bird exhibits. Hidan suggested carnivorous animals and Itachi suggested weasels. Itachi and Hidan agreed to go to one than the other. Now Sasori, Tobi, And Zetsu decided where to go.
Sasori- How about scorpions?
Tobi- No, they scare me badly.
Tobi began to cry loudly and the only way to get him to stop was for Sasori to ask him where he would like to go.
Tobi-Bunnies,bunnies,bunnies,bunnies,and chibi penguins!
And he began to giggle loudly. It creeped Zetsu out and to avoid hearing it for hours he told Tobi he was afraid of bunnies and chibi penguins.
Tobi- I didn't know Zetsu was afraid of bunnies and chibi penguins. Tobi's a good boy and doesn't mean to scare Zetsu. Let's go where Zetsu wants.
And Tobi began to grin ( a little too creepily for Zetsu ).
Zetsu- Well I like the Potanical Garden.
Tobi- Ok, Zetsu. Lets go Sasori!
And Sasori was forced to follow. When they got to the Potanical Garden all split up and looked around. Zetsu got tiered and sat in some flowers to take a nap. Tobi found Sasori and begged him to buy him some sugar because he was hungry. Sasori did it just to shut Tobi up. Tobi than took too long and Sasori gave him some money and left. Tobi looked for the sugar and bought some and a little bottled water. Tobi looked around and decided that the plants would want some sugar watter too. so he bought more and started to pour it everywhere. He dropped the sugar packet and watter bottle then grabbed Sasori and begged for him to take him to the bunnies and penguins. Sasori said yes to get some peace and quiet. Still in the Potanical Garden, Zetsu woke up and found that he couldn't breath. He looked for some help and as he got up he heard a crunching noise and looked down. he saw a slightly damp empty packet of salt and an empty water bottle. He found the rest of the Akatsuki and told them the salt was killing him. They rushed him to the hospital but they said they couldn't treat plants and he died a painful death with the unknown killer next to him saying he hoped he felt better and asked if he wonted any sugar. Another funeral was made and he was buried next to the poor sushi, Kisame.