Like I said before, I don't own Invader Zim. Something I forgot to mention! This was after the whole "Tak incident". The things misspelled in Izy's POV are meant to be like that. Remember, she's not very smart. If you don't know what POV means don't feel stupid. I didn't know either until recently. It means Point Of View. Hope you like it!

Izy's POV:

Me was makin some waffles when I heard mastah crying. I went upstairs and saw my mastah hugin a short mastah. Someone knocked on the door and, since mastah was busy with her new boyfriend, I opened it. I saw a cute green doggy.

"Hi piggy!"
"Hi doggy!"
"Um... Do you know where my mastah is?"
"He's inside! Do you want to come in?"
"Weeeeell... I got things to do... Tacos to make..."
"I have waffles."
"OKAY!"

The green doggy came in and saw our mastahs huggin.

"Awwwwww! They in love!"

I tapped on mastah's shoulder.

"Are you ok?"

She wiped the water outta her eyes.

"Yeah... I'm ok... Izy, go play with your new friend."
"OKAY! Come on doggy, I'll show you where the waffles are!"
"YAY WAFFLES!
"Mastah, hold this for me..."

I threw a sharp thing I found in the kitchen. It was about to hit my mastah, but the doggy's mastah catched it.

"WATCH IT! KIM COULD'VE GOTTEN HURT!"

Then a human with a biiiiiiiiig head climbed in through the window.

Dib's POV:

I followed Zim's stupid robot dog to a new house next door. It looked sort of like Zim's base. I can't believe I didn't notice it until now. I climbed in through the window.

"Ha! I followed your robot here, Zim, and now I can... Huh?"

I was about to take a photo of Zim when I saw he was holding a knife, pointing at another alien sitting on the sofa. I knew Zim was evil, but not this horrible! The Irken was a girl. I knew because she had curled antenna and long eyelashes, just like Tak. She was pretty tall... Counting my hair, I only got to her shoulder! She looked at me terrified. I had to do something, so I threw my camera at Zim's hand. I was hoping it would knock the knife out of his hand. Since my aim wasn't the best, I hit him in the head. He screamed and dropped the knife.

"That wasn't exactly what I was gonna do... But it worked!"

Zim growled and tackled me. I kicked him off and pinned him to the ground. Then I looked at the girl alien.

"I'll hold Zim off while you run!"

She tilted her head in confusion. Zim slipped away and sat on my back.

"Don't worry, Kim! I got him... He would've tried to kill you!"
"YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS ABOUT TO KILL HER WITH A KNIFE!"
"That's ridiculous!"
"Oh is it, Zim?"

We started wrestling until the girl alien grabbed me by my neck, pulled me off of Zim, and held me against the wall with only one hand.

"LET ME GO! ZIM WILL KILL YOU!"
"Zim? Kill me?"

She started laughing. Zim laughed too.

"Okay... Is there something I'm not getting here?"

Zim stood up, a little bruised and panting like crazy.

"Silly Dib human, we're on the same side!"
"Wait... She's on your team?"
"Yes!"
"Then who's on my team?"
"NOBODY!"
"But... Your team has two people... And mine only has one..."
"So?"
"SO THIS IS UNFAIR!"

The girl alien slapped me. I rubbed my cheek.

"Ow..."

Zim laughed. I glared at him and screamed.

"You're not going to get away with... Whatever it is you're planning!"

The alien smiled at Zim.

"So, Zim, you didn't introduce me to your friend..."
"Friend? Zim knows nothing of the word 'friend'... Zim only knows enemy..."