A/N: LOL. I honestly do think that Zoro has a thing for his haramaki. And I can totally see this happening. Reviews and headcanons are appreciated!

DISCLAIMER: One Piece is Oda-sensei's.


May 13, 9:45am

Zoro lost his haramaki and I'm supposed to help look for it, but I just have to write this down now. It's too hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

You know how Zoro's typically calm, concentrated... you know, chill? Well, right now, the very same swordsman is flipping the deck upside down, throwing a tantrum and screaming bloody murder, "WHERE THE HELL IS MY HARAMAKI."

The Great Roronoa Zoro. Pirate hunter Zoro. Is throwing a tantrum ten feet from where I am.

We divided into two teams 'cus, as amusing as it was, it was sort of getting out of hand. Team Keep-Zoro-From-Damaging-Sunny-Too-Much is currently trying to pacify him with Gomu Gomu No's and shitty marimo's and some extra limbs here and there. My team, Team Look-For-Haramaki is all over the ship wishing the darned thing would just show up because it's been an hour and we have nothing.

I suppose I should get out there and help already. This green, itchy thing I'm sitting on isn't very comfortable anyw-

Oh.

Oops.