SPORK: Good morning Deningrad! On todays show we'll have a live update of the dragon strike, we'll be interviewing the most unimportant characters in the game…what were their names again? The bardey brothers?…Oh that's right there names were the Bardel brothers We'll be interviewing those…things, We'll be having another live update of the LOD talent quest in Lohan , we'll be announcing the answer to the mystery question and we'll also be having a poll of which cast member should be kicked out and replaced, but first a word from our sponsor!!
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SPORK: Thank you for that sexy I-I mean interesting!!! Yeah interesting that's the ticket, interesting commercial…..whatever, now reporting live from Lohan heres Teehee McditzinFurter with live coverage of the dragon strike! Teehee!!
TEEHEE: Like, thanks spork! Teehee ,like now we are like looking at like, all these like, dragons who are like on strike Teehee!!! Lets ask like this like guy ,like what he thinks about this like Strike thingy. Like guy? Teehee!
DART: Who me?
TEEHEE: Yeah, like you. Like how have you been affected by this like, Dragon strike?Teehee!
DART: *sniff,sniff* Well, I was just walking past minding my own buisiness and sucking on my lollipop when this dragon ,it- it came up behind me and-and (bursts into tears) HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP!!!WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
TEEHEE: Like, whatever and YOUR meant to be the leader of the Dragoons?
DART: *sniff,sniff* yes.
TEEHEE: (giggles insanely) Yeah, like right! Your like the biggest loser!!!
DART:grrrrrrrr!!! BLAZING DYNAM-
TEEHEE: Okay like, sorry!!!
(Dart walks away still sobbing in anguish for his lollipop)
TEEHEE: Let's like hear it from ,like a dragon's perspectictive or, some junk?Teehee!! Like dragon?
DIVINE DRAGON:(sucking on the lollipop) What?
TEEHEE: Like, why are you on like, strike? Teehee!!!
DIVINE DRAGON: Because they don't respect me enough , I am underpaid and underloved ,and also because Albert keeps on calling me a weenie.
ALBERT: You are a weenie, you weenie!!
DIVINE DRAGON: Bring it on biatch!! I got all night to spend kickin' your bootay!!
ALBERT: Wassup?!?
DIVINE DRAGON: Wassup?!?
(Albert and the Divine Dragon bite each others heads off and both drop dead)
TEEHEE: Um…like whatever.
SPORK: Thankyou Teehee! Now we will be interviewing the guys who got their asses totally kicked by Dart ,the Bardel brothers!! ( TWEEDLEDEE=younger brother TWEEDLEDUM=older brother)
TWEEDLEDUM: We really don't appreciate this racism against our kind.It hurts right here. (Tweetledum beats on the outside of his heart)
SPORK: It's not racism against the Winglys it's just you guys really do suck!
TWEEDLEDUM: Oh, okay then do carry on.
SPORK: Tweedledee, why do you hate the humans so much?
TWEEDLEDEE: Cause those bastards killed my sister a couple of years ago!!
SPORK: That WAS a couple of years ago ,can't you just get over it?
TWEEDLEDEE:OH ,so now I'M dwelling in the past am I ?!? Oh no, sure it's okay you can kill my sister you no it's not like I care about my siblings, I mean sure why don't you just kill ME to?!? Go on KILL ME!!!! KILL ME!!!!
(Tweedledee starts taring the place apart ,sending wingly energy balls all over the place and then starts laughing maniacally)
TWEEDLEDEE:DIE!! ALL OF YOU DIE!!REVENGE, SWEET SWEET REVENGE!!!!
BARDEL SISTER: But big bwudda I'm not dead? Why are you being a big meany?
TWEETLEDEE:…oh shit.
SPORK:( looks seriously pissed off) Thankyou, Bardel brothers!!!!! For your TIME on todays SHOW!!! NOW we will be having LIVE coverage of the LOD talent quest IN LOHAN!!!!!! But first ,a word from our sponsor!!
TWEETLEDEE: Um.. Spork what are you doing with that microphone wire? Spork?Spork?!SPOOOOOR-
ALBERT: Are you one of the more 'intellectual' types. Do you need different forms of entertainment other then stupid video games? Well then ,come to to Alberts book club in Loan where I'm sure, you'll have a splendid time reading books by David Cockerfield and Charles Dickons!!
KORK: HALOO!!! WE AT BIIIGGG TOWN LOOKING AT TALENTED PEOPLES DO THINGS!!!
SPORK:…Kork what are you doing here? I thought PestilencE fired you, because your such a pathetic loser?
KORK: I COME BACK ,COZ' ME NO ASK FOR MONEYS WHEN ME DO WORK THINGY!!!
PESTILENCE:…What? Where on a budget here!!
SPORK: Whatever.
KORK: AS ME WAS SPEAKING, WE NOW SEE LAVITZ DO CHEERLEADING THINGY (baton twirling) YAYYYYY!!!!
LAVITZ: (Comes on stage wearing a matching blue skirt and top, wielding 2 batons that were set alight for affect) Okay people, like I'm Lavitz and like I'll be spinning batons for my talent so like enjoy it! Teehee!!!
PLOS: You fairy!!!
LAVITZ: Excuse me but, here we refer to me as any normal person or I shove my flaming batons up your ass? Okay?!?
PLOS: (sits down) yes ma'am!
LAVITZ: Okay! (Lavitz put on the music to some new pop craze by Christina Aquilera and starts off slowly twisting the batons around his fingers then getting faster and faster as the song progresses)
AUDIENCE:*groan*
(suddenly Lavitz's hair catches on fire whilst twirling the stick over his head.)
LAVITZ: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!! My beautiful hair *sniff, sniff* now I'll have to wear a wig like the guys off Pricsilla ,queen of the desert *sniff, sniff*
(Lavitz runs off stage crying)
AUDIENCE: YAY!
KORK: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
END OF TALENTED PEOPLES ,LET'S GO EAT FLUFFY WHIP!!!!!!
SPORK: shuddap Kork you loser!!!
KORK: sorry, BACK TO YOU SPORK! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
SPORK: Ahem! Now we will be having the answer to the mystery question and the answer was…….1.5! The winner of this mystery question was Cordis ,Cordis your prize is that you get to shake hands with PestilencE if you ever see him, lucky you!!! Now we will be having our poll on who should go choose out of:
A: Rasputin(first episode of Deningrad radio)
B: Kork( first and second episodes of Deningrad radio)
C: Pizzak Rapp (first episode of Deningrad radio)
D: Spork( first and second episode of Deningrad radio)
E: Teehee Mcditzinfurter (second episode of Deningrad radio)
SPORK: Write who you think should leave in the Review section. Oh well that's it from us at Deningrad radio tune in next week and see our new segment in the show 'Roses poetry corner' goodnight!!
PestilencE: Special thanks to Freddy the Magical Elf if your into Final Fantasy or just want something to read check out her stories there really cool ,my sister Chocoracer123 um…whatever…these stories are…..alright. , LOD for making such a cool game, all of you for reading this crap and anyone else who helped in the making of this story.
AUTHORS NOTE: If you read this story ,you might wanna read the other episode of Deningrad radio so you understand this one a little more. And I don't know why I called the Bardel brothers Tweedledum and Tweedledee so please don't flame about that, please review thanx!!!
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