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Ayla asking the Legionnaires that all-horrifying question.
02. Brainiac 5
"Hi, Brainy?"
"Oh, hello Ayla." Brainy said, looking up from his lab table. He had on a white lab coat, gloves, and protective goggles. He was busy working on something that Ayla couldn't possibly comprehend.
"Can I ask you something? I tried asking Garth but he wouldn't give me a straight answer." Ayla explained.
"Well of course it figures your brother wouldn't be able to answer. Not to dismiss his intellect, of course." Brainy explained.
"Thank you, Brainy." Ayla said, beaming.
"So, what can I help you with Ayla?" He asked, but he was paying more attention to his work as he began pouring the contents of one vial into another.
"I was wondering where do babies come from?" Ayla asked.
Brainy's eyes bulged out of his head and he suddenly began pouring the vial into a beaker filled with orange liquid, which caused it to turn pink and the beaker to shake violently as it overflowed.
"Where do babies come-"
BOOM!
The resulting explosion threw Brainy throw the north wall.
"Oh my gosh! Brainy!" Ayla screamed, running towards where Brainy had landed. "Are you okay?" She asked. Obviously he wasn't, as his entire face was blackened, save for the area protected by the goggles.
When he got up, he had on the weirdest smile as he took off the goggles. One eye was dialated, the other closed.
"I'm just fine and dandy, thank you very much. And I'll take Kathy Lee and Regis to block." He said.
"Who's Kathy Lee?" Ayla asked.
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"Huh?" Ayla asked.
"Why thank yew kindly, Brent." Brainy started speaking in a Southern accent. "Now, ah'll have you know that on those days when ah hayve a heavy flow ah tend to run out of-
"BRAND A NAPKINS." he suddenly said in a computerized voice.
"Do tell, Betty Sue." Brainy said, back in his normal voice.
"Uh, I think I'll ask Tinya. Sorry Brainy." Ayla said, slinking away as Brainy continued a conversation with no one in particular.