Bakura's Journal
By Liz
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
Thankies to all people who reviewed!! ^_^
Okies, here's the story people........I got bored.........Bakura is cool...........so I write chapter 2! Happy??? I am!!
^_~
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...I'm alive!
My hikari didn't kill me after all! But he is making me write more in this thing. Oh well. I guess I'll just have to insult people more! Haha!
Even though I am not dead, Ryou still got mad. He locked me in his room and bolted the window shut.
...
I would have gotten out of it if he hadn't moved all his stuff out.
My hikari can be so annoying.
Anyway...as I was saying...I'm stuck in my hikari's room and I'm not aloud to leave. Why you may ask? Please refer to first entry and read the thing about Jounouchi and some bookcase.
...I hear noises...
Is it Ryou? Is he coming to get me! Yes Ryou! I'll be good I promise!
...It stopped.
Ryou? Hikari? Let me out!
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I hear talking. Ryou? I know it's you! Don't make me threaten you!
Oh crap! His dad's home! Um...quickly! I must hide!
Okay...I'm in the closet. They won't find me here...yes...I'm hidden...they shall not find me...
Footsteps...closer...
Ryou's dad is yelling at Ryou and wondering why my pretty hikari threw all his stuff out of his room...
Yes Ryou...I wonder why?
I can see him now...Oh father! I have a yami! He lives with me! Please don't be mad! He may like knives and bombs and killing but deep down he's a really nice person!
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HA!
Ah yes! And then the explanation of why I was locked in his room...
Father please! I have to keep him under control! Remember that nice bookcase you bought me for my last birthday? Well...don't be upset...but my yami threw it out the window...
Please...keep ME under control? Yami no Bakura listens to NO ONE!! Hahaha!
That statement just went against why I'm hiding in a closet.
They are in Ryou's room now. Hikari's father is yelling about the basement being cluttered with his stuff that should be in his room. Ha...stupid hikari. It's his own fault he's being yelled at.
But then again I kinda helped didn't I?
But...It's not like I asked Ryou to drag everything out of his room and lock me inside it to teach me a lesson about having to be nicer to people.
...did I?
Oh well. Being in this nice little closet gives me some time to plan my world domination. Yes...back to this matter.
Number of shiny gold items currently in my possession...two.
Number of shiny gold items currently still needed before world domination...five.
Let's see...who would be the easiest to steal from...
Hmm...
I know! Isis! She's pathetic right? What one does she have...the Tauk right? That stupid necklace thing. It's not like that has any powers right? Right?
...okay new plan.
I steal from Shadii! He sucks right?
Oh wait...he has two. No! Curses curses curses curses!
Alright then...Malik! Malik would make the...ah screw this. I couldn't steal from Malik...he's too...Malik-ish.
Then there's the pharaoh...the one I've been trying to steal from the longest...yes...the pharaoh...
Oops...seems I let my evil laughter get carried away. Ryou and his father are now staring at me.
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Augh! It's now three hours later and I'm in Ryou's closet again. Ryou's outside in his room crying because his father yelled at him. Stupid weak pathetic hikari.
And I feel sorry for him!
I feel sorry for HIM. Is there something wrong with me? I do not feel dammit!
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...curses.
Fine...fine! I'll admit it! I care for my sad little hikari happy now you stupid journal thing?
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Why don't you answer me!?
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You dare mock me inferior journal!? Answer the almighty Bakura!!!!
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Fine! There is a fire in the corner of this closet just asking for you!!
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Ryou's asking why he smells smoke. Uhh...I didn't make that fire...here Ryou! Lemme put it our for you!
...he left. Bye Ryou! HA! Now where were we Journal? Ah yes! If I shake you violently will you answer me??
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What did I ask you anyway? Oh well...you will live...today.
HAHA!
That thing is ringing again. This time Ryou answered it...
Oh! Let's listen to the conversation!
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Okay, he's done. The conversation went something like this:
~Ryou: My yami is very sorry Jounouchi-kun.
...Inaudible mumbling...~
Like hell I'm sorry....
~Ryou: Yes...we're both very sorry Jounouchi-kun...okay...I'll tell him...Ja ne!~
Then he hung up.
Tell me what Ryou? What? What!? I can take it! I'm a man!
Well...I was a man...now I'm a spirit zombie-like man.
...Ryou's calling me. I think he's going to let me come out! Yay!
What Ryou? We're going to the arcade? YAY!
Umm...what was that Ryou said? "Ja ne" or something...
Yeah...okay...Ja ne I suppose.
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Liz: Fine THERE!! I POSTED chapter 2! HAPPY!?
Yami: I wasn't in it!! v_v
Liz: Too bad. This is a Bakura ficcie!
Bakura: Yeah! SO THERE!!
Yami: What about me??
Liz: You have your stories.
Yami: Those are evil!
Liz: Too bad.
LOOKIES!! In the bottom left hand corner of your screen! There's a little box that says "GO" Click it and SUBMIT A REVIEW and make me and Bakura happy! -^_^-
Bakura: ^_^
Yami: What about me?
Liz: No one cares about you.
Yami: v_v
Liz: ^_^ Just kidding! Well, REVIEW!!
By Liz
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
Thankies to all people who reviewed!! ^_^
Okies, here's the story people........I got bored.........Bakura is cool...........so I write chapter 2! Happy??? I am!!
^_~
*****
...
...
...I'm alive!
My hikari didn't kill me after all! But he is making me write more in this thing. Oh well. I guess I'll just have to insult people more! Haha!
Even though I am not dead, Ryou still got mad. He locked me in his room and bolted the window shut.
...
I would have gotten out of it if he hadn't moved all his stuff out.
My hikari can be so annoying.
Anyway...as I was saying...I'm stuck in my hikari's room and I'm not aloud to leave. Why you may ask? Please refer to first entry and read the thing about Jounouchi and some bookcase.
...I hear noises...
Is it Ryou? Is he coming to get me! Yes Ryou! I'll be good I promise!
...It stopped.
Ryou? Hikari? Let me out!
...
I hear talking. Ryou? I know it's you! Don't make me threaten you!
Oh crap! His dad's home! Um...quickly! I must hide!
Okay...I'm in the closet. They won't find me here...yes...I'm hidden...they shall not find me...
Footsteps...closer...
Ryou's dad is yelling at Ryou and wondering why my pretty hikari threw all his stuff out of his room...
Yes Ryou...I wonder why?
I can see him now...Oh father! I have a yami! He lives with me! Please don't be mad! He may like knives and bombs and killing but deep down he's a really nice person!
...
HA!
Ah yes! And then the explanation of why I was locked in his room...
Father please! I have to keep him under control! Remember that nice bookcase you bought me for my last birthday? Well...don't be upset...but my yami threw it out the window...
Please...keep ME under control? Yami no Bakura listens to NO ONE!! Hahaha!
That statement just went against why I'm hiding in a closet.
They are in Ryou's room now. Hikari's father is yelling about the basement being cluttered with his stuff that should be in his room. Ha...stupid hikari. It's his own fault he's being yelled at.
But then again I kinda helped didn't I?
But...It's not like I asked Ryou to drag everything out of his room and lock me inside it to teach me a lesson about having to be nicer to people.
...did I?
Oh well. Being in this nice little closet gives me some time to plan my world domination. Yes...back to this matter.
Number of shiny gold items currently in my possession...two.
Number of shiny gold items currently still needed before world domination...five.
Let's see...who would be the easiest to steal from...
Hmm...
I know! Isis! She's pathetic right? What one does she have...the Tauk right? That stupid necklace thing. It's not like that has any powers right? Right?
...okay new plan.
I steal from Shadii! He sucks right?
Oh wait...he has two. No! Curses curses curses curses!
Alright then...Malik! Malik would make the...ah screw this. I couldn't steal from Malik...he's too...Malik-ish.
Then there's the pharaoh...the one I've been trying to steal from the longest...yes...the pharaoh...
Oops...seems I let my evil laughter get carried away. Ryou and his father are now staring at me.
...
...
...
...
Augh! It's now three hours later and I'm in Ryou's closet again. Ryou's outside in his room crying because his father yelled at him. Stupid weak pathetic hikari.
And I feel sorry for him!
I feel sorry for HIM. Is there something wrong with me? I do not feel dammit!
...
...curses.
Fine...fine! I'll admit it! I care for my sad little hikari happy now you stupid journal thing?
...
Why don't you answer me!?
...
You dare mock me inferior journal!? Answer the almighty Bakura!!!!
...
Fine! There is a fire in the corner of this closet just asking for you!!
...
Ryou's asking why he smells smoke. Uhh...I didn't make that fire...here Ryou! Lemme put it our for you!
...he left. Bye Ryou! HA! Now where were we Journal? Ah yes! If I shake you violently will you answer me??
...
What did I ask you anyway? Oh well...you will live...today.
HAHA!
That thing is ringing again. This time Ryou answered it...
Oh! Let's listen to the conversation!
...
Okay, he's done. The conversation went something like this:
~Ryou: My yami is very sorry Jounouchi-kun.
...Inaudible mumbling...~
Like hell I'm sorry....
~Ryou: Yes...we're both very sorry Jounouchi-kun...okay...I'll tell him...Ja ne!~
Then he hung up.
Tell me what Ryou? What? What!? I can take it! I'm a man!
Well...I was a man...now I'm a spirit zombie-like man.
...Ryou's calling me. I think he's going to let me come out! Yay!
What Ryou? We're going to the arcade? YAY!
Umm...what was that Ryou said? "Ja ne" or something...
Yeah...okay...Ja ne I suppose.
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Liz: Fine THERE!! I POSTED chapter 2! HAPPY!?
Yami: I wasn't in it!! v_v
Liz: Too bad. This is a Bakura ficcie!
Bakura: Yeah! SO THERE!!
Yami: What about me??
Liz: You have your stories.
Yami: Those are evil!
Liz: Too bad.
LOOKIES!! In the bottom left hand corner of your screen! There's a little box that says "GO" Click it and SUBMIT A REVIEW and make me and Bakura happy! -^_^-
Bakura: ^_^
Yami: What about me?
Liz: No one cares about you.
Yami: v_v
Liz: ^_^ Just kidding! Well, REVIEW!!