Cayde: Yo guys Cayde here and welcome back to another chapter! Don't forget to leave a review or comment and also check out my other story Hyperdimension Neptunia Time Neptastrophe! Without further ado lets get into the story!
"What."
"I said how would you like to become a magical boy!"
"So for once in my life i'm going to ask the reasonablist thing to ask...WHO and WHY in their right minds would think to accept something like that."
"Well if you need an example, my master Illya who accpeted me with open arms after she took me in from my awful master who so ever abusive." She said crying fake tears.
Cayde looked at her with lifeless eyes and a smile as he tilted his head looking at her.
"I-I'm sorry did you say "willing"?"
"Why yes I did!" She said proudly.
Cayde then pointed towards the TV as Ruby turned to what looked like the very first episode of the show and where Illya so called "took her in' moment.
"So about that contract..." She said moving slight towards him.
"Hell no!"
"But your the only I can rely on!"
"I don't care!"
"But I need to get home!'
"Do it yourself!"
"I love you!"
"I don't!"
Ruby then looked shocked and floated down onto his pillow and started crying.
"(How the hell is she crying?)"
Ruby continued to cry smacking his pillow like a child.
"You won't till I say yes will you?
"That's exactly it."
"Way to put it bluntly! He said shocked at how she said so casually.
"Ugh, fine I'll...accept."
"Really?! That's great news-"
"But."
He then grabbed her and looked down at her with cold eyes.
"If I end up in some weird outfit...I break you."
"Your first mistake was grabbing onto me."
Cayde grew confused to what she was talking about until he looked down, his eyes widen as he tried to let go but couldn't.
"Your mine now cutie~ Now let us-OW!
Cayde had slammed her to the ground put his foot on her face and started pulling.
"OWOWOWOWOW! Stop please if you continue like my guts will-OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" She yelled as magic energy then started spewing out.
"1...hour..of toture..."
"Kinda glad the author skipped some parts of how I tried to get you off cause they weren't pretty at all."
"i know you even tried fu-"
"Shut up."
"So are you ready?"
"I guess just get this over with please."
"Excellent, now just say your name and end with "I'm a magical boy!" Mocking Cayde's voice.
"I regret everything"
Cayde decided to go outside in the backyard some if anything went wrong his room wouldn't go with it. He checked outside to make sure no one was watching him and stood in a plain field of grass.
"Welp, here goes...I'm Cayde Einzbern and i'm magical boy."
"No, not like that! You need to say louder and with more passion!"
"I'm not bout to go screaming saying I literally believe in magical girls and ponies! it's already wierd enough i'm holding and talking to you like i'm crazy!"
"You want to get this over?"
"Yes."
"Then hurry and say it believe, imagine your trying to save someone you really care about like Illya in your other st-"
"STOP SPOILING MY OTHER STORY DAMNIT!"
"Yell from the depth of your lungs Cayde! Let it out with a bursting passion~!"
"...I'm, Cayde Einzbern, And I'm A Magical Boy!
Just then a light appeared around him as the background start making weird shapes.
"The hell is up with the back ground?!
"Oh don't worry about that."
Just then Cayde's clothes disappeared as he was now naked as his muscular toned body was shown to the world as new clothes started appearing. He had a space like hoodie that had red then faded,blue and the natural space color with stars around it, a black t-shirt, his pants had the same effect as his hoodie as he shoes looked the same but changed design matching the outfit.
"And for the finishing touch!"
His scaly scarf matched along with it as then a hat appeared on his head in space like texture with the words "Magical Boy" on it. The dramatic changing scene came to an end as Cayde was left in shock by the new appearance he took off his hat releasing his spiky and looked at the hat before throwing it up in the air and prepared to bat it away using Ruby as the bat. He whacked it away as it disappeared into nothing.
"Well that takes care of that."
"Oh my goodness look at you! Your really ready for some action now!"
"Sure am, better be worth to."
"I promise you it will as it is already night time!"
"Huh?"
Cayde looked up to notice that it was in fact already dark as the moon shinned down on them.
"*Sigh* Isn't this romantic, we're both underneath such beautiful scenery as new partners, don't you won't to say something?"
"Yeah actually."
"Oh and that is..?"
"Why in the living hell is it dark?! Did that transformation really take all day?!"
"It appears so but enough dilly dallying our new adventures awaits!
"That's cool and all but where are going?
"To your school."
"Oh that's cool it's summer break anyway- I'm sorry did you say school?"
"Yes, in fact I did. One the cards happened to land there and since it's closer and you apparently don't like school, I though we my as well get it over with. Not only that I've kinda had a bad history with schools now."
"You know for once we might actually get along, partner." He said looking at her.
Although Cayde couldn't see it he could she actually smiled warmly at him without all the funny jokes she makes.
"By the way how are we gonna get there?"
"By flying a course~"
"Ah cool, so when do we-Wait what?"
"This is so freaking COOL!" Cayde yelled as he flew at high speeds passing cars above them in the night sky.
"Quite relaxing isn't it?"
"You have no idea this can put anybody sleep not only that it's a full moon with a great amount of stars who wouldn't enjoy this though?
"Well i can't disagree with you on that. Oh it seems where here~"
Cayde looked down and noticed the school underneath him.
"Cool now how do we get down?"
"Down?"
"Yeah"
"I don't know you did this all on your use your imagination. She said poking him in the head.
Cayde then began to think down...when he felt himself descending...at a fast pace, a little to fast.
"Crap how do I stop!"
"How about thinking about stopping..."
"Your not helping!"
He began to think of himself stopping as the ground was becoming a whole lot closer until he stopped thinking altogether when he finally felt himself stop. He opened his eyes and saw his face meters away from the ground before he moved and planted his feet down.
"My for your first time you did really good, Probably Illya standard good."
"Hehe thanks anyways where's the card?"
"it's not here."
"What do mean it's not here you said it was?"
"No dear, it is "here" but not physically here."
" I don't get it?"
"It's another dimension sperate from this one, we call it the mirror world."
"So it's everything here but it's not?"
"Ok your more dense than I thought, imagine this school is reflecting itself in a mirror but you can still go into but everything isn't backwards but just a copy."
"Uh so it's the school just different somehow?"
"Yes that's precisely it, now are you ready?"
"Hell yeah let's do this!"
"I love the motivation, okay let's go!
Just then something appeared below Cayde it looked like a pitfall that was surrounded by a magic circle.
"Yo Rub what's going?"
'Your surprisingly more calm than Illya was the first time, don't worry though were just jumping over to the mirror world."
Then the world seemed to have flipped literally as instead of normal color it was just all blue as the ground was the only thing illuminating light at the moment.
"Woah...Cool"
"Yes it is"
Ruby then removed herself from his hand and started looking around.
"What'cha lookin for?"
'Well usually around this time one of the champions is suppose to appear and were suppose to fight"
"Yeah I don't see anything. You think someone else beat us to the punch?"
"They couldn't have I remember being the only one coming here."
"Yeah speaking of which how did you get here Ruby?"
"Well it all started wh-"
"Look out!"
Cayde lunged at her as something fast went by her the moment Cayde grabbed her.
"The hell was that?!" He looked around and noticed something on top of the arch of the school. It looked like a little girl as she jumped and landed perfectly as a smoke cloud was created. She stayed like that before standing up to reveal someone they both knew.
"That's impossible I thought they were unfused the last she used that card?!
"Wait a sec are you telling me that...
The smoke cleared as is a young girl with pale skin color and white-rose like hair. At her Archer form her clothing consists of a feminine version.
"Illya and Kuro are fused again?!"
Cayde and Ruby stared surprised at the fact they were fused again into one person but then something caught their eye as a card was visible in her hand.
"Wait so your telling me that she took out whoever was here?"
"It would appear so and she doesn't look to happy either."
"What makes you say that?"
"Well it looks like she isn't taking the card more like letting us take it."
And she was right Illya walked forward a good distance away from the two until let the card fall as Cayde and Ruby watch it hit the ground. When it did they looked back up to find she was gone and something started sparking out of the card, it gew bigger before an explosion happened knocking both Cayde and Ruby away. Cayde recovered quickly grabbing Ruby and hold onto her not so tight but tight enough.
"My don't you have a gentle grip, this would make any girl want ravage you even more~.
"The hell are you talking at a time like this?" Cayde said looking at her as a sweat drop appeared on his head.
"How about I tell you later?"
"Prefer you not for some reason."
They both looked back the smoke screen as they saw two glowing pairs of red eyes staring as the figure took a step the ground shook underneath them.
"Oh God no don't tell me."
"Y-Yes I believe it is.."
The figure then walked from the as its giant sword was stabbed into the ground as a big bulky figure came into view.
"Ah shit..
"It's Berserker!"
Berserker then roared it's might roar as Cayde to shield himself from going flying due to his voice.
"Goddamn don't you need some breath mints." He said fanning away the bad stench in the air. Berserker then grew madder and stomped his foot before yelling again picking up his sword.
"I think you made him mad."
"Not his fault he can't accept the truth, whatev c'mon Ruby let's kick ass and go home!
"Right!"
Cayde grabbed Ruby and got into a fighting stance as Berserker was already charging towards them about to bring his sword down upon them.
"Oh hell yeah! Let's go Berserk, i'm all riled up and got my blood boiling for a fight!
Cayde: And that's a wrap thanks for reading and I'll see you in the next chapter! Bye!
