Hello! Okay, even though I say mean things about Rosalie, I think she's awesome! XD
23 ~ Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale ~
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to "Roxanne" by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
3. Call her "Hoe-salie" at least once, to her face.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn't go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie's ugly face.
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
6. Call her "Ice Queen" behind her back and to her face
7. When she argues the above claim, respond with "Whatever, bimbo."
8. Claim that being a human isn't so great
9. Whenever she argues anything, respond with "Whatever, bimbo."
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment
11. Buy her a Rolls Royce for Christmas
12. Smash every mirror she owns.
13. When she asks you why you did it say that maybe she's not as pretty as she thought.
14. Sing 'your so vain' whenever she walks into a room
15. At her next wedding to Emmett ask her whether it was the same dress she wore to kill Royce.
16. 'Accidentally' scratch her M3 with your key as she walks past.
17. Blame Bella. Sit back and watch the ensuring chaos
18. Scream hypocrite when she walks past. Tell her that she hated Bella when she had nothing to offer but was best buddies when she thought she could get her hands on the baby.
19. Be sure to remind her that even though she's known him longer, she's Edwards least favourite sister.
20. Cut off ALL of her hair.
21. Ask her whether she's a paedophile.
22. If she gets confused say she wouldn't get it 'cause she's blond.
23. OR If she gets confused say (very slowly) that she only saved Emmett because he reminded her of a baby.
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