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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "Well this is just perfect." Naruto said resting his head on the wheel of the car.
"We thought you were the one who was preparing for this little venture." Gaara replied.
"I told you to bring everything you needed." Naruto countered.
"Bullshit," Temari snapped, "All you did was show up on our doorsteps saying something about a roadtrip."
"But it was still your choice to come." Haku put in.
Temari just turned around and faced the spot where Haku was sitting and began to stare unblinking.
"Sorry?" Haku whispered, "Please don't hurt me."
"Alright, here's the deal," Naruto said, rubbing his temples, "Each of us only has about two pair of clothes except Sasuke, all of us brought money so we can pool it and buy the neccessities, the real problem though is alcohol, I thought we could count on Shikamaru for it."
"Dude, screw that," Shikamaru replied, "There is no way in hell that was gonna steal from the upper classman, they would've broke my neck."
"Well," Sasuke started, pulling something leather ou of his pocket "I stole Itachi's wallet before I left, but I don't really know if that'll do any good."
"Wait a second," Haku said, "Let me see that."
Sasuke handed the small package to Haku who started to sift through it, emptying the contents onto the seat as he went,
"Where is it?" He muttered to himself.
Finally seeming to come to what he was looking for he removed a small laminated plastic card from a slot.
"His driver's liscense?" Naruto asked.
"For I.D." Haku explained.
"You're really no too bright are you." Temari said, sighing.
"Actually, if you'll recall, I got a three point-"
"That was a rhetorical question." Temari snapped.
"Bitch," Naruto muttered.
"Point is none of us look like him." Sasuke said.
Everyone in the car stared at Sasuke for a while until he finally snapped,
"Oh no, I know what you're thinking and it's not going to happen."
"Oh don't be so sure," Haku replied, holding up the liscense next to his face, smiling. "Hey Temari, you got you're scissors?"
"Of course." she answered.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "I hate you all." Sasuke said from under the curtain of falling hair.
"Oh quit your bellyaching!" Temari replied, grasping his chin, "Now hold still."
"Now if you cut the bangs a little bit more there yea, good." Haku said, giving occasional input to Temari.
"Now take off a bit more on the back." He continued.
"Y'know, you think I'd know what I was doing," Temari snapped, "Considering I'm majoring in cosmotolegy, but if you think you can do better than me please say so, because um, I'm totally open for suggestions,"
Seeing Temari with a sharp object in her hands was enough to scare anyone but it was particularly troubling for Haku considering he had been on her bad side since they were in high school, and knowing her temper, she would stab him in an instant, so getting on her bad side was exactly in best interest if he was going to maintain his current bill of health.
"Okay okay," Haku said, "Just take it easy, jeez."
"Y'know, I'm not sure if this all worth it," Shikamaru said,"I mean, even if we do all of this and it all works would it really be worth it, it's all just too trouble-"
"M'kay Shika," Naruto interrupted, "You're being a negative nancy, alright, don't be a stick in the mud, it'll be fine, and I don't know about everyone else here, but I feel like getting hammered, like come on, anyone who agrees with me raise their hand."
Slowly hands started to go into the air, Haku was first, then Gaara staring at the ground, Temari with a sadistic grin, even after several minutes of grimacing Sasuke grudgingly raised his hand.
"Alright fine," Shikamaru said, "But just for the record, I'm going to be as far away from you guys when you try to pull this over on the nearest convenience store."
"Duly noted," Naruto replied, "So how's it coming along Temari?"
"Pretty good, I think I'm just about done here," She put a few more cuts on Sasuke's hair and took a step back.
"You're a spitting image of your dear older brother." Haku said, snickering.
"I hate you all, again." Sasuke muttered.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The five other teens watched the stop n' go with baited breath, waiting for Sasuke to come out with the liquor.
"Do you think he'll make it?" Gaara asked.
"Nah." Naruto replied.
"Wait, well then why did you send him in?" Temari cut in.
"I thought it would be really, really, really funny to see what happened." Naruto said between breaths, put emphasis on every word.
"Shut up, here he comes," Haku snapped.
Sure enough the raven came out carrying a large brown paper bag, him obviously straining under the weight.
"Shit who's that?" Shikamaru asked, pointing to a short man coming out of the store wearing an apron, "Oh crap, it's the clerk we're busted, Naruto, start the car!"
Naruto fumbled around the console for the keys, jamming them into the ignition slot on the column, outside the car Sasuke visibly picked up the pace. Sasuke reached the car passing the alcohol in through the open window, reaching for the handle when the clerk reached up to him and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Um sir," he started, "You forgot your liscense."
The man lifted up his other hand and sure enough there was Itachi's driver liscense.
"Oh thanks man," Sasuke said, taking the card, "My brother would have killed me if I lost this."
"Brother?" The man said, beffudled.
In the moment it took the man's mind to process what was going on, Gaara opened the door and pulled Sasuke inside. "Punch it." Gaara said, turning to Naruto.
"Don't have to tell me twice," he grunted, putting the car into first gear and peeling out.
"You know what," Temari said, "It's official, I fucking hate you Sasuke."
Sirens cut a swath through the air as a cop did a u-turn chasing after the speeding students.
"Just effing great," Haku yelled, panicking, "I'm not going to prison, you know what they do to pretty young guys in prison, they rape them, and I'm a young pretty boy!"
"Maybe we should just pull over, they might let us off with community service or a fine." Shikamaru said calmly.
"Fuck that," Naruto said while weaving in and out of traffic, "My Grandpa didn't plop down 300,000 dollars just to have this thing get it impounded, I'll show yoiu what this thing can do, demonstration, fourth gear."
The car gave an obvious lurch and all the students were pressed to their seats and the speedometer's needle passed the number 125.
"Is this absolutely safe?" Haku asked, grabbing the nearest thing which happened to be Gaara's inner thigh.
"Fifth gear, pedal to the medal." Naruto muttered out. Pushing the car to it's limit Naruto turned around and slowly the sirens were starting to move back, but bigger problems were about, there was now four cops tailing them.
Sasuke picked up on this and asked desperately,"Naruto, we can outrun them, right?"
"Oh yeah," Naruto replied, "Car tops out at 215, only worries are a roadblock, or how long we can keep this up."
"Look the border!" Shikamaru yelled.
Sure enough a nearby sign said,'you are now leaving Massachusetts'
They passed the sign and nearby rest area and officers in the rear view mirror came to stop. Everyone released a collective sigh of relief and Gaara finally noticed Haku's hand on his thigh and both blushed, retreating their hands.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "Well this is just perfect." Naruto said resting his head on the wheel of the car.
"We thought you were the one who was preparing for this little venture." Gaara replied.
"I told you to bring everything you needed." Naruto countered.
"Bullshit," Temari snapped, "All you did was show up on our doorsteps saying something about a roadtrip."
"But it was still your choice to come." Haku put in.
Temari just turned around and faced the spot where Haku was sitting and began to stare unblinking.
"Sorry?" Haku whispered, "Please don't hurt me."
"Alright, here's the deal," Naruto said, rubbing his temples, "Each of us only has about two pair of clothes except Sasuke, all of us brought money so we can pool it and buy the neccessities, the real problem though is alcohol, I thought we could count on Shikamaru for it."
"Dude, screw that," Shikamaru replied, "There is no way in hell that was gonna steal from the upper classman, they would've broke my neck."
"Well," Sasuke started, pulling something leather ou of his pocket "I stole Itachi's wallet before I left, but I don't really know if that'll do any good."
"Wait a second," Haku said, "Let me see that."
Sasuke handed the small package to Haku who started to sift through it, emptying the contents onto the seat as he went,
"Where is it?" He muttered to himself.
Finally seeming to come to what he was looking for he removed a small laminated plastic card from a slot.
"His driver's liscense?" Naruto asked.
"For I.D." Haku explained.
"You're really no too bright are you." Temari said, sighing.
"Actually, if you'll recall, I got a three point-"
"That was a rhetorical question." Temari snapped.
"Bitch," Naruto muttered.
"Point is none of us look like him." Sasuke said.
Everyone in the car stared at Sasuke for a while until he finally snapped,
"Oh no, I know what you're thinking and it's not going to happen."
"Oh don't be so sure," Haku replied, holding up the liscense next to his face, smiling. "Hey Temari, you got you're scissors?"
"Of course." she answered.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "I hate you all." Sasuke said from under the curtain of falling hair.
"Oh quit your bellyaching!" Temari replied, grasping his chin, "Now hold still."
"Now if you cut the bangs a little bit more there yea, good." Haku said, giving occasional input to Temari.
"Now take off a bit more on the back." He continued.
"Y'know, you think I'd know what I was doing," Temari snapped, "Considering I'm majoring in cosmotolegy, but if you think you can do better than me please say so, because um, I'm totally open for suggestions,"
Seeing Temari with a sharp object in her hands was enough to scare anyone but it was particularly troubling for Haku considering he had been on her bad side since they were in high school, and knowing her temper, she would stab him in an instant, so getting on her bad side was exactly in best interest if he was going to maintain his current bill of health.
"Okay okay," Haku said, "Just take it easy, jeez."
"Y'know, I'm not sure if this all worth it," Shikamaru said,"I mean, even if we do all of this and it all works would it really be worth it, it's all just too trouble-"
"M'kay Shika," Naruto interrupted, "You're being a negative nancy, alright, don't be a stick in the mud, it'll be fine, and I don't know about everyone else here, but I feel like getting hammered, like come on, anyone who agrees with me raise their hand."
Slowly hands started to go into the air, Haku was first, then Gaara staring at the ground, Temari with a sadistic grin, even after several minutes of grimacing Sasuke grudgingly raised his hand.
"Alright fine," Shikamaru said, "But just for the record, I'm going to be as far away from you guys when you try to pull this over on the nearest convenience store."
"Duly noted," Naruto replied, "So how's it coming along Temari?"
"Pretty good, I think I'm just about done here," She put a few more cuts on Sasuke's hair and took a step back.
"You're a spitting image of your dear older brother." Haku said, snickering.
"I hate you all, again." Sasuke muttered.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The five other teens watched the stop n' go with baited breath, waiting for Sasuke to come out with the liquor.
"Do you think he'll make it?" Gaara asked.
"Nah." Naruto replied.
"Wait, well then why did you send him in?" Temari cut in.
"I thought it would be really, really, really funny to see what happened." Naruto said between breaths, put emphasis on every word.
"Shut up, here he comes," Haku snapped.
Sure enough the raven came out carrying a large brown paper bag, him obviously straining under the weight.
"Shit who's that?" Shikamaru asked, pointing to a short man coming out of the store wearing an apron, "Oh crap, it's the clerk we're busted, Naruto, start the car!"
Naruto fumbled around the console for the keys, jamming them into the ignition slot on the column, outside the car Sasuke visibly picked up the pace. Sasuke reached the car passing the alcohol in through the open window, reaching for the handle when the clerk reached up to him and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Um sir," he started, "You forgot your liscense."
The man lifted up his other hand and sure enough there was Itachi's driver liscense.
"Oh thanks man," Sasuke said, taking the card, "My brother would have killed me if I lost this."
"Brother?" The man said, beffudled.
In the moment it took the man's mind to process what was going on, Gaara opened the door and pulled Sasuke inside. "Punch it." Gaara said, turning to Naruto.
"Don't have to tell me twice," he grunted, putting the car into first gear and peeling out.
"You know what," Temari said, "It's official, I fucking hate you Sasuke."
Sirens cut a swath through the air as a cop did a u-turn chasing after the speeding students.
"Just effing great," Haku yelled, panicking, "I'm not going to prison, you know what they do to pretty young guys in prison, they rape them, and I'm a young pretty boy!"
"Maybe we should just pull over, they might let us off with community service or a fine." Shikamaru said calmly.
"Fuck that," Naruto said while weaving in and out of traffic, "My Grandpa didn't plop down 300,000 dollars just to have this thing get it impounded, I'll show yoiu what this thing can do, demonstration, fourth gear."
The car gave an obvious lurch and all the students were pressed to their seats and the speedometer's needle passed the number 125.
"Is this absolutely safe?" Haku asked, grabbing the nearest thing which happened to be Gaara's inner thigh.
"Fifth gear, pedal to the medal." Naruto muttered out. Pushing the car to it's limit Naruto turned around and slowly the sirens were starting to move back, but bigger problems were about, there was now four cops tailing them.
Sasuke picked up on this and asked desperately,"Naruto, we can outrun them, right?"
"Oh yeah," Naruto replied, "Car tops out at 215, only worries are a roadblock, or how long we can keep this up."
"Look the border!" Shikamaru yelled.
Sure enough a nearby sign said,'you are now leaving Massachusetts'
They passed the sign and nearby rest area and officers in the rear view mirror came to stop. Everyone released a collective sigh of relief and Gaara finally noticed Haku's hand on his thigh and both blushed, retreating their hands.