YES!!! I FINALLY GET TO UPDATE!! HOPE YOU LIKE THIS CHAPTER!!!!
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Title: Wufei's Training Class
Author: Solo_02
Pairings: 1x2, 3+4, 5x?
Rating: R
Warnings: yaoi, lime, intended lemon, language, AU, violence, drugs, and songfic
Dedication: To my buddies, Nikki_7, Nasa, and Kaynoah_8_13
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't care, don't sue, and don't give a jolly-well- damn whether you like it or not
Notes: Kim, Never Knew, Criminal, and the Kiss by Eminem, and Chop Suey by Systems of A Down
Guns: 380 semiautomatic pistol, 38 revolver, magnum 44 pistol, AK-47, Mac- 11, nine, revolver, AK-74, 10 revolver, 357 Magnum
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_Downstairs_
Duo: *giggles*
Trowa: *sighs* What did you do this time?
Duo: *can't stop laughing*
Heero: tell us. . .
Duo: ok, ok, ok. I sent him this email that said lol=laugh out loud and I put a lot of hahaha's in them.
Quatre: *looks suspiciously at Duo* And just how many?
Duo: well . . . *whistles*
Heero: *pulls out 38 revolver* how much?
Duo: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I sent him 2,020 copies.
Everyone: *dumbstruck*
_Next Day_
Wufei's Room: *Printers still going*
*Everyone is gone out accept for Wufei and Lori* *Wufei had had enough!*
Wufei: THAT'S IT! *storms into Lori's room*
Lori: What the?!
Wufei: *knocks her unconscious* ONNA! YOU WILL DIE! ALL ONNA'S SHALL DIE! *goes outside with Lori and some rope*
He ties the rope on the highest tree branch and hangs Lori on it.
Lori: *wakes up* AHHH! *starts to gag and choke a little* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Wufei: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm gonna kill you!
Lori: You wouldn't . . .
Wufei: Oh yes I would! *takes sword from Lori* . . . very nice. . .
Lori: . . . give me my sword _now_. . .
Wufei: hm . . . I think I'll keep it. I like this sword.
Lori: GIVE IT BACK!
Wufei: I believe you do not understand. I'm _keeping_ this sword. * ties a gag around Lori's mouth and starts to pull her higher up the tree* BURN IN HELL! YOU DEVIL OF ALL ONNA'S! *maniac laugh*
Afterwards, Wufei walks into the house.
Wufei: YES! YES! DING DONG THE ONNA'S DEAD! THE ONNA'S DEAD! THE ONNA'S DEAD! *sings in the little munchkins tune from the Wizard of OZ*
He leaps up and down, strips down to his boxers and sticks in the 'System of A Down' Cd. Then he begins to sing and dance off key to the song*
Wufei: I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST! IN. . . MY. . . SELF RIGHTOUS SUICIDE! I . . CRY . . . WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE!
He slides into the kitchen in his boxers and _HANES socks_ and grabs a wooden spoon as a microphone*
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Gomen (Sorry). I know this chapter is short, but that's all that I could think of right now. PS. Hanes socks are the socks to slide across the kitchen floor in. Believe me, I've done it before. It's so much fun! What will happen next, I wonder! The suspense!!! Well until the next update! Goodbye!!!
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Title: Wufei's Training Class
Author: Solo_02
Pairings: 1x2, 3+4, 5x?
Rating: R
Warnings: yaoi, lime, intended lemon, language, AU, violence, drugs, and songfic
Dedication: To my buddies, Nikki_7, Nasa, and Kaynoah_8_13
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't care, don't sue, and don't give a jolly-well- damn whether you like it or not
Notes: Kim, Never Knew, Criminal, and the Kiss by Eminem, and Chop Suey by Systems of A Down
Guns: 380 semiautomatic pistol, 38 revolver, magnum 44 pistol, AK-47, Mac- 11, nine, revolver, AK-74, 10 revolver, 357 Magnum
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_Downstairs_
Duo: *giggles*
Trowa: *sighs* What did you do this time?
Duo: *can't stop laughing*
Heero: tell us. . .
Duo: ok, ok, ok. I sent him this email that said lol=laugh out loud and I put a lot of hahaha's in them.
Quatre: *looks suspiciously at Duo* And just how many?
Duo: well . . . *whistles*
Heero: *pulls out 38 revolver* how much?
Duo: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I sent him 2,020 copies.
Everyone: *dumbstruck*
_Next Day_
Wufei's Room: *Printers still going*
*Everyone is gone out accept for Wufei and Lori* *Wufei had had enough!*
Wufei: THAT'S IT! *storms into Lori's room*
Lori: What the?!
Wufei: *knocks her unconscious* ONNA! YOU WILL DIE! ALL ONNA'S SHALL DIE! *goes outside with Lori and some rope*
He ties the rope on the highest tree branch and hangs Lori on it.
Lori: *wakes up* AHHH! *starts to gag and choke a little* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Wufei: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm gonna kill you!
Lori: You wouldn't . . .
Wufei: Oh yes I would! *takes sword from Lori* . . . very nice. . .
Lori: . . . give me my sword _now_. . .
Wufei: hm . . . I think I'll keep it. I like this sword.
Lori: GIVE IT BACK!
Wufei: I believe you do not understand. I'm _keeping_ this sword. * ties a gag around Lori's mouth and starts to pull her higher up the tree* BURN IN HELL! YOU DEVIL OF ALL ONNA'S! *maniac laugh*
Afterwards, Wufei walks into the house.
Wufei: YES! YES! DING DONG THE ONNA'S DEAD! THE ONNA'S DEAD! THE ONNA'S DEAD! *sings in the little munchkins tune from the Wizard of OZ*
He leaps up and down, strips down to his boxers and sticks in the 'System of A Down' Cd. Then he begins to sing and dance off key to the song*
Wufei: I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST! IN. . . MY. . . SELF RIGHTOUS SUICIDE! I . . CRY . . . WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE!
He slides into the kitchen in his boxers and _HANES socks_ and grabs a wooden spoon as a microphone*
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Gomen (Sorry). I know this chapter is short, but that's all that I could think of right now. PS. Hanes socks are the socks to slide across the kitchen floor in. Believe me, I've done it before. It's so much fun! What will happen next, I wonder! The suspense!!! Well until the next update! Goodbye!!!