ummm...yeah, this is chapter two...uhhhh....HI!! I hope you people like this, I worked darn hard. hmmm...I hope this amuses someone, I'm always checking for reviews, I love them so much. I just read the ONE review, and it made me all happy. so very happy.
It had been three weeks since Gaz had picked up that stray dog from off the streets. and so far, he had had to buy six new pairs of boots, two new shirts and a new trenchcoat. and blue smiley-faced shirts were NOT easy to find. He hated Vampire Piggy.
Professor Membrane didn't much like Vampire Piggy either, he was always dragging in mud and for the first time in his life he had to clean, and that annoying dog was always barking when he was trying to do creepy experiments and discover cures.
Gaz was really attached to Vampire Piggy though. They did everything together, and Mr. Elliot didn't seem to notice when Gaz brought him to skool. She didn't know what would happen if she didn't have Vampire Piggy.
But one day...
"Fascinating" Zim said, he was spying on Gaz through his secret camera system, normally he would spy on Dib but he wasn't doing anything paranormal.
"whatcha doin master?" Gir asked when he walked in the base.
"I'm spying on Dib's little sister"
"don't you usually spy on Dib?"
"yes, but he's not doing anything unusual"
Gir nodded and drank his slush.
"hmmm, this is incredible! she seems to enjoy this filthy beast so much...hmmm...I could use this against them..."
"awwwwww, it's a puppy!!"
"yes, yes, a puppy"
"ISZ SO KOOOOOOOTT!!!"
"GIR! this isn't about adorability, this is about the mission!"
Gir smiled and stuck his tongue out.
"hmmmm...If I captured this filthy beast, and held him at a ransom then I could rule the world!"
"how?" Gir asked
"DON'T QUESTION MY THEORIES!" Zim screamed
Gir grabbed out his pig and started to play with it.mmyep.
Gaz sat in the living room playing Game Slave 2 with Vampire Piggy.
"You taught your dog to play Game Slave 2?" Dib asked when he saw that Vampire Piggy was playing Game Slave 2.
"yeah, so?" Gaz said
"well, Vampire Piggy ate my Swollen Eyeball club membership card! and I have to wait a month for a replacement card!"
"and he ate your brother's medication!" Professor Membrane said when he walked in the room.
"well...I guess that's okay" Dib said
"listen, he's just doin what he does, if you were alone in the streets for weeks, maybe even months, how do you think you'd act? HOW!?"
"Gaz, I don't think we can handle having a dog in this house..." Professor Membrane said
"hey wait! I don't have medication!" Dib screamed in the background
"WHAT!? You can't get rid of Vampire Piggy! We do everything together! We HAVE to keep him!"
"but Gaz! he ate my Swollen Eyeball membership card! that cost $10.50!" Dib complained
"man, you're an idiot" Gaz said
"IT'S A $20 VALUE!" Dib argued
"Gaz, I understand this is hard to do, but it has to happen, I put an ad for him in the newspaper, someone's coming to get him tomorrow" Professor Membrane said
"YOU DID WHAT?!" Gaz screamed
"don't worry you'll get over it" Professor Membrane left the room
Get it over it maybe, live with it no.
That night...
Gaz snuck out of her bed, she quickly put on her boots and jacket. She grabbed a bag she had packed earlier that day. She walked silently into the living room woke up Vampire Piggy.
Vampire Piggy started barking.
"shhhh" Gaz said to him,"we have to be quiet" Gaz put Vampire Piggy's leash on him and walked out the door.
She walked with Vampire Piggy to the bus stop, and they waited for a few minutes. The bus came, Gaz put her money in the slot and took a seat.
"AHA! Gir, now not only can we hold the filthy dog beast ransom, but we can include Dib's pathetic little sister"
"Tell me a story" Gir said
DUM, DA DA DUM DUM DUM DUM...OOOHHHHH
sorry, umm...I like creeeeepy music, hmmm, I leave you hanging no? well...you'll have to wait for the next chapter!! until then, look at my favorite stories, I've got some nive ones that I think you people would like. If you want to IM me I have AOL instant messanger, I do get so very lonely...I want to talk to more zim fans...
If you didn't already know, I read the fics of those who review. so if you want to have your fanfics read...
Next chapter summary: Dib goes on a search to find Gaz, and finds out why not all dogs go to heaven
It had been three weeks since Gaz had picked up that stray dog from off the streets. and so far, he had had to buy six new pairs of boots, two new shirts and a new trenchcoat. and blue smiley-faced shirts were NOT easy to find. He hated Vampire Piggy.
Professor Membrane didn't much like Vampire Piggy either, he was always dragging in mud and for the first time in his life he had to clean, and that annoying dog was always barking when he was trying to do creepy experiments and discover cures.
Gaz was really attached to Vampire Piggy though. They did everything together, and Mr. Elliot didn't seem to notice when Gaz brought him to skool. She didn't know what would happen if she didn't have Vampire Piggy.
But one day...
"Fascinating" Zim said, he was spying on Gaz through his secret camera system, normally he would spy on Dib but he wasn't doing anything paranormal.
"whatcha doin master?" Gir asked when he walked in the base.
"I'm spying on Dib's little sister"
"don't you usually spy on Dib?"
"yes, but he's not doing anything unusual"
Gir nodded and drank his slush.
"hmmm, this is incredible! she seems to enjoy this filthy beast so much...hmmm...I could use this against them..."
"awwwwww, it's a puppy!!"
"yes, yes, a puppy"
"ISZ SO KOOOOOOOTT!!!"
"GIR! this isn't about adorability, this is about the mission!"
Gir smiled and stuck his tongue out.
"hmmmm...If I captured this filthy beast, and held him at a ransom then I could rule the world!"
"how?" Gir asked
"DON'T QUESTION MY THEORIES!" Zim screamed
Gir grabbed out his pig and started to play with it.mmyep.
Gaz sat in the living room playing Game Slave 2 with Vampire Piggy.
"You taught your dog to play Game Slave 2?" Dib asked when he saw that Vampire Piggy was playing Game Slave 2.
"yeah, so?" Gaz said
"well, Vampire Piggy ate my Swollen Eyeball club membership card! and I have to wait a month for a replacement card!"
"and he ate your brother's medication!" Professor Membrane said when he walked in the room.
"well...I guess that's okay" Dib said
"listen, he's just doin what he does, if you were alone in the streets for weeks, maybe even months, how do you think you'd act? HOW!?"
"Gaz, I don't think we can handle having a dog in this house..." Professor Membrane said
"hey wait! I don't have medication!" Dib screamed in the background
"WHAT!? You can't get rid of Vampire Piggy! We do everything together! We HAVE to keep him!"
"but Gaz! he ate my Swollen Eyeball membership card! that cost $10.50!" Dib complained
"man, you're an idiot" Gaz said
"IT'S A $20 VALUE!" Dib argued
"Gaz, I understand this is hard to do, but it has to happen, I put an ad for him in the newspaper, someone's coming to get him tomorrow" Professor Membrane said
"YOU DID WHAT?!" Gaz screamed
"don't worry you'll get over it" Professor Membrane left the room
Get it over it maybe, live with it no.
That night...
Gaz snuck out of her bed, she quickly put on her boots and jacket. She grabbed a bag she had packed earlier that day. She walked silently into the living room woke up Vampire Piggy.
Vampire Piggy started barking.
"shhhh" Gaz said to him,"we have to be quiet" Gaz put Vampire Piggy's leash on him and walked out the door.
She walked with Vampire Piggy to the bus stop, and they waited for a few minutes. The bus came, Gaz put her money in the slot and took a seat.
"AHA! Gir, now not only can we hold the filthy dog beast ransom, but we can include Dib's pathetic little sister"
"Tell me a story" Gir said
DUM, DA DA DUM DUM DUM DUM...OOOHHHHH
sorry, umm...I like creeeeepy music, hmmm, I leave you hanging no? well...you'll have to wait for the next chapter!! until then, look at my favorite stories, I've got some nive ones that I think you people would like. If you want to IM me I have AOL instant messanger, I do get so very lonely...I want to talk to more zim fans...
If you didn't already know, I read the fics of those who review. so if you want to have your fanfics read...
Next chapter summary: Dib goes on a search to find Gaz, and finds out why not all dogs go to heaven