BEWD was walking down a city street of the beloved New York and he decided to take a shortcut through an alley because he could see his favorite chili dog stand on the other side of the alley. However, being the simpleton that he was, he had forgotten about the fact that Obelisk the Gang Member had a gang in the Big Apple. "BITCH, ARE YOU WALKIN' THROUGH MAH ALLEY!?"
Obelisk came up behind him and kicked him in the….actually, wait…..DO DRAGONS HAVE BALLS!? Now I've gone and broken the fourth wall because of card anatomy. I am such a god damn nerd. Anyway, Obelisk kicked him in the dragon balls. BEWD dropped to the ground, moaning and asking for his mommy. "I'm gonna make good money off kicking your ass. Slifer says it's time for you to pay your debt for getting him 2 months in the Shadow realm. You know he was raped in there by those goddamn Ojama brothers?"
"Did they hurricane him?"
"You bet."
"OH CARD JESUS."
LE MEANWHILE
"Jig" said a Jiggly Puff
"ly" Said another
"Puff" Said yet another
"Jig-Jigjig-Jiggly Puff"
All of a sudden Slifer crashed through the ceiling and ate those little marshmallow Pokémon bastards.
"That was a good lunch."
Meanwhile, in the previous alley
"I don't feel like beating you up, kid, so I'm gonna run. But if Slifer sees you, you will probably die."
Obelisk the Thug left BEWD to relish in the moment of not getting the shit beaten out of him. But then a slutty Photon Wyvern approached BEWD.
"What now? I've already been almost beaten up by a gangster. I don't need to be raped by a NYC hooker."
"I was just going to offer you a BJ. You look like you need some pleasure and relaxation."
"Okay, but make it a quickie."