Woo! Chapter 2! Out so fast! What is happening? Oppsie normally takes a long time to update?
I know. But I started this before the FIRST chapter was out so... yeah. NOW! For replies to the Guest Reviews.

DerpyGamer24: Well it's about to turn to 'LOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE' because I'm writing more! Obviously… xD And Yes, I tried to copy it exactly.

That's it… wow…. Well onto the chapter!

"What do you think is going to happen?" Chica asked.

"I don't know." Bonnie said. They could see inside the sound-proof room that Mr. Fazbear, the owner, and Mike were talking about something. Mike then exited the room.

"So, what's going to happen?" Bonnie asked.

"Well, Mr. Fazbear is going to close the restaurant down. I have to work overtime without pay to help you raise the bears until they magically turn back to normal." Mike explains. "Which reminds me, one of us needs to go and get supplies."

"Not it!" Bonnie, Chica and Mike said at once, leaving a very confused Foxy to figure out what was going on.

"Oh HELL NO!" Foxy shouted once he realised.

"Yes. Now go." Chica ordered.

"But... fine." Foxy sighed as he trudged off, bringing a sack of potatoes with him. He is emotionally attached to the potatoes now.

But why?
Because the Author demands it Chica. When an Author wants something, it happens! Like this in 3… 2… 1…

Goldie, suddenly, woke up.

"Fuck you Author. I was having a nice dream." He said, breaking the fourth wall without going in italics. Feel free to gasp now.

Yes, yes! Fuck you too!

"Anyway, putting scolding the Author aside. Why am I so small?" Goldie asked.

"Um…" Chica said.

"Er…." Bonnie commented.

"You see…" Mike attempted.

"TALK SOMEONE!" Goldie shouted, waking up Freddy who had fallen asleep long ago. No one had time to react as four girls came running in.

"MIKE! WE'VE BEEN TURNED INTO GIRLS!" One of them shouted. She had orange-red hair held back with a green headband and dark green eyes. She wore

"AND SO HAS VINCENT!" Another screamed.

"SHE'S HOT TOO!" One of them yelled, making the other three girls stop their panicking look at her. "Well it's true." She had blonde hair in a small pony tail and blue eyes. She wore.

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIE!" The last one cried.

"FUCK SHE'S COMING!" The third one yelled, and in came a girl in a purple dress and high heels. Not to mention long purple hair, purple-tinted skin and purple eyes, holding toast. Mike almost started drooling.

Almost.

"Ok, ok, ok." Mike said. "Who ARE you?"

"Dude. I share a fucking apartment with you." The first one said.

"Jeremy?" Mike asked.

"Yes shithead." Jeremy said.

"I'm Fritz." The third one said, AKA, the one who thinks Purple Guy is hot. Let the shipping commence.

"I'm Phone Guy bitches." The second one smirked.

"A-and I'm D-Daniel." The last one stuttered.

Aw…. I made him so innocent and cute! :3 I'm dying of my own creation

Shut up and get back to the story

NO ONE FUCKING CARES, MIKE!

There was silence… until Chica slapped Scott (Phone Guy), Fritz and Jeremy, making the scream in pain.

"You three should know better than to swear in front of kids. And in a kids pizzeria too!" Chica scolded. The three former-men rubbed their bruises and muttered a small 'sorry'.

"Ok, ok, ok. Lemme get this straight." Bonnie spoke. "Freddy and Goldie have been turned into babies or toddlers, if there's a difference, Foxy is attached to a sack of potatoes and Mike's friends slash night guards at other Fazbear pizzerias have been turned into girls?"

"A-actually, I work at a H-haunted House." Daniel corrected.

"No one cares." Vincent spoke, caused Daniel to whimper and for Fritz to drool.

"Finally, a fucking explanation." Goldie said, causing Chica to pick Goldie up and put him in a corner telling him not to move from that spot.

God damn it Goldie.

Foxy came swaggering in with black sunglasses on.

"I got the supplies." He said, being a badass but holding the sack of potatoes.

"Great!" Chica said, who was eying the two bears. Goldie was still in his corner, not knowing what was soon going to happen.

"GOLDIE RUN!" Freddy shouted. Goldie noticed the yellow bird come closer to him.

"Screw this, I'm out!" Goldie shrieked, teleporting away quickly.

"YOU LEFT ME GOLDIE! WHYYYY!" Freddy whined as he ran (well, crawled) away as quickly as possible.

We interrupt this FanFiction to bring you an ad.

Foxy, Bonnie and the Night Guards are all in a line singing elevator music. Accapella-ly.

Now, we bring you, Chaos.

Freddy pouted as he is sitting in a corner, wearing a diaper. Foxy and the Sack of Potatoes are making sure Freddy doesn't move from the corner while the others are trying to find Goldie.

"I hope the Toys are having a better day." Freddy thought.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND then I leave it there.

So, in the next chapter, the Toys will be introduced, WOO! This is going to fail so, so badly….

Apart from that, I'm excited for the next chapter honestly.

SO YOU SHOULD BE TOO!

Just kidding, just kidding… you are allowed to be disappointed.