2nd kNight (Hehe. I made that up last night!)

Good Morning, Diary!!!!!! It was a lovely morning until the gate opened, revealing the bug eyed love pigs. It was Valentines Day and to make my day worse, Aidou was still bragging about my peanut he ate last night! I threatened to put him in a man thong right before the gate creaked open. Aidou ran out quickly.

"Aidou. Behave yourself. Do you understand?" I said in my best manly voice. I pulled out the thong from my pocket just enough so he could see it.

"Yes, Dorm president Kuran."

"Thank you very much, Kaname-senpai." The brat thanked, trying to see what was in my pocket. And then she ran away. She began the contest.

Rule one: Get the most home made bomb sets from the ladies as possible.

Rule two: Remain alive after making bombs.

Rule three: Trade bombs with competition.

Rule four: Blow up competition.

Rule five: Live. (hardest one of them all)

Losers (if alive) run around the school in the man thong. More than one loser? Too bad! Share it!

The event was chaotic. I hade been receiving many bombs from the bug eyed (sometimes no eyed) girls when Aidou started asking girls for their steroids when Yuuki rudely interrupted.

"Aidou-senpai! Please only except the girl's love, feelings, and explosives! Or in this weird case, diarrhea." she scolded.

"Fine, fine." he looked over to Ruka who was holding a huge pink box. No way! It was the Explodinator 3000!!! She looked as ugly as ever, she probably didn't even know it's power!!!! Aidou obviously did, because he made some weird annoying sound. Zero noticed it's power too. Oh, man. This could get ugly (maybe even uglier than Yuuki!). Aidou walked up to stand next to Ruka, looking at the detail in the package. Gr… I need that bomb!

…

I was comparing how flat-chested Ruka was and began comparing her to Aidou. He was definitely bigger, no doubt. But Ruka can make her butt jiggle more than he…

"Please!" To pipsqueaks squeaked together, offering me pathetic starter kits.

"I'm sorry. Both my hands are gone, so I can't receive these." Translation: GET BETTER MERCHANDICE! Or at least a peanut… is that to much to ask?

"T-That's okay. We should be the ones who should explode!" Dang straight! What? Did they share a brain? They talked together the whole time!

"I'm really sorry (about my whole freaking life!)" I was off to go cut myself some more but noticed Yuuki holding back some hippos. Good. She needs trouble in her life after she sat on my peanut!

"Thank you for all your hard work, Yuuki." I know how troublesome it must be to go out of your way to ruin my life.

"H-hai!" Is it possible for someone's annoying voice to be so high on the frequency chart that it can barely be heard? Another haunting question I shall loose sleep over.

"Don't get hurt." I will prune-ify you someday! Mark my words! I smiled evilly.

"O-okay?" Stutter much? I'll get you a DVD for that. 'Solve your Stutter by Lady Googoo!'

"P-p-p-p-poke her face. P-p-poke her face. Umbrella- ella- ella- eh- eh -eh." I hummed to myself, bat woman beside me, and continued down the cat walk. I was trying to jiggle my butt like Ruka when I heard Edward The Fairy's snickers. He unlatched the gate that Yuuki was holding shut and everyone fell over, humping and what-not.

"Kuran-senpai." Zero called. I lashed around to see what the heck he wanted. He chucked a motion bomb towards me. I heard the tiny box singing "I Believe I Can Fly" in a Chipmunk voice.

I caught it. Why did I catch it? Because It'd look terrible if everyone thought I was uncoordinated!

"You dropped something." Zero squawked.

"Zero!" Yuuki squeaked.

"I'll take it. Thank you, Yuuki." I said sarcastically and ran off to disable it. Whoever set it was extremely inexperienced….BOOM!!!!

"Kaname-sama… do those bother you? I will hold them" Bat Lady (Seiren) told me. I handed her the bombs

"Only these will be fine." I selected the best working bombs for her to install. Why risk my life when a not-so-important UGLY character is right beside me?

"This is the only one I want." I said. I was planning to disable it quickly but I brought it to my lips. I sniffed it like a dog and realized something… it smelled of… peanut?! I ripped open the package like a mad man and lifted the small green lid. There, inside, was Edward the Fairy with a hand on his fat belly. I cracked open peanut shell was beside him in the box. He burped and snickered evilly. I closed the box lid and through it to the ground, I stomped on it all over. I pulled out the jump rope I always kept in my back pocket and played jump rope on him. I dropped to the ground and pretended to steam roll him. I-

"Hehehe!" I looked up from the earth to see Edward flying above my head with… a brick?!

"&%^(%&$()%*$*&!&**%&$() MICKEY MOUSE &*^$()^*()&%()%&* YOUR MOM!!!*$&%*$%&_(_&$*%&_$*%&$(%&)$&IN A TOILET%$&*%($&*%()$&*%)$*&%()$&*%"

Boom.

Later I woke up in the classroom reading my book that I haven't finished in ten years.

"Where are Aidou and the others?" I said quickly. Do they have the ultimate weapon(Explodinator 3000) in their grasps?!

"Ah, now that you mention it, they're not here." Ichijo looked up from his bomb sets and the instruction card he was reading. "I wonder where they went?"

They're plotting against me! I know it! They'll tag team and I'll be(sexy) toast!!!!

….

"Well, it is something they have already reflected on." Ichijo defended the main Night Class vampires that stood guiltily behind him. They had told me the story of them attacking Zero for his bombs and how they were actually planning to go against me (as I thought).

"Besides, he was provoked by Aidou." So Aidou was in charge of this rebellion, eh? "Kiryu-kun, I wonder if there was really something that hurt his feelings…" Ichijo almost sounded like he wanted me to kill them. He kept a smug(not as smokin' hot as my) smile on his face.

"It can't be helped… for now." They all jumped when they realized I did, someday, plan to proceed with the war. They'll never know when it will hit them.

"Because four years ago after that incident. His life has changed." I said, referring to Zero. Four years ago the young lad scarred Santa(Pookie) Claus so bad that he wet his pants and fell off a roof. Ever since then Zero has been rejecting the change of turning into Jolly Ol' Saint Nick. It's tragic really and I can't help but have pity for him. I admire him for resisting so long but it can't be helped. The children of the world need Santa! They need him more than I need peanuts! Well… not that much but they need him! Zero can't last for much longer… he cannot deny his existence.(But I can deny the existence of ALL my peanut buddies)

Farewell Diary, Love, see you tomorrow.

- Kami Bill Kuran