Meanwhile in a much happier section of the worlde, aka: across the street from HQ...
Riza walked out of her house. She needed a job. In fact, she was going to go get one right now. Riza crossed the street to the headquarters of the military. However, right before she walked inside HQ, the building dissapeared.
Riza blinked. This was odd. I mean the blinking thing, usually, Riza licked her eyeballs to keep them moist. Ok that was just grossm, nevermind.
Riza then procceded in the frowning action. She needed a job. Oh well. She then walked home and saw someone on her front lawn. He had poofy red pants, a wierd necklace, long silver hair, and a poofy red shirt. Another interesting feature was the cat-like ears perched atop his head. Riza reconized him at one. Inuyasha. Ugh. Not again.
Inuyasha ran right up to Riza.
" Riza! I have an important question to ask you!" he yelled.
Riza walked towards her house totally ignoring him. Inuyasha grabed her arm. He wasn't about to give up.
" Riza, I think you are the most beautiful girl in the world." he said as the THREE Kagomas behind him burst into tears.
Riza rolled her eyes. She didn't see what was so special about Inuyasha.
Inuyasha continued his speech," I Know that I am probably the single most handsome man you have ever seen in your entire life."
Riza rolled her eyes again. Inuyasha had a big head full of hot air in her opinion.
" So, Riza...I now ask you...Will you take my hand in marrige?"
Riza sighed. What a dunce.
" Tell me Riza...Will it be..yes or...mhmhmmhmm yeeeess?"
" Neither. I choose No."
Inuyasha thought a moment and then replied," Umm...I don't think that was a choice."
" I know it wasn't a choice. I hate you. Get lost..."
Inuyasha looked angry. This wasn't a big suprise. Riza then got an idea and pulled Inuyasha up to her door.
" Stand right there ok?" she said.
" Anything for you my pookie bear!' He replied stupidly.
Riza opened the door, and then slammed it in Inuyasha's face.
This caused Inuyasha to fall backwards into a mud-puddle that had recently materialized out of nowhere. Not soon afterwards, A pig materialized on his head. When Inuyasha pulled it off, about five more appeared on his head.
" Where are all these damn pigs coming from!" he roared as he crawled out of the mud and saw a familiar face with two inch long buck teeth. La' Shippo. His sidekick.
" Hey, don't worry Inuyasha! Belle..er..Riza will come to her senses eventually! Until then i can sing about how fat and ugly i am! fat fat fat fat! Oh so fat! Why so fat? Fat frat! Imma fat prat frat boy!" He sang. ( No offense to Shippo,I really love him.)
Inuyasha frowned. He needed a new sidekick.
At that moment, the three Kagomes that followed Inuyasha around all began to try and comfort him about Riza, whom they claimed, was just an ugly git.
" Shaddup!" He roared as him and La' Shippo walked away.