Speaker voice: CONTESTANT 72! WAKE UP!
Emmett: I can FLY! I can FLY! I can FLY!
Speaker voice: Silence!
Emmett: Huh? Oh sorry.
Cat: Meow.
Speaker voice: You sleep-talk as much as Contestant 65.
Emmett: Who is that? Wait, th-
Speaker voice: Did I not say silence?
Emmett: …
Cat: Meow.
Emmett: (whispering) shhh!… Miss Meow! You'll get us in trouble!
Cat: (whispurring) meow meow.
Emmett: That's better.
Cat: Meow.
Emmett: What are you saying?
Cat: Meow.
Emmett: (slaps forehead)
Cat: (Jumps on Emmett, knocks him over, then curls up on his lap.)
Emmett: oooookay. (*cuddles*)
Cat: Meow.
Emmett: 3 I wuv you too.3
Speaker voice: Contestant 72. Identify the pun.
Emmett: My sanity?
Speaker voice: Incorrect.
Emmett: The lack thereof?
Speaker voice: Incorrect.
Emmett: The fact that I am being pummelled by a kitten?
Speaker voice: Incorrect. Please return Miss Meow through the reward chute.
Emmett: NOOOOOOO!!!! ( holds Miss Meow close)
Speaker voice: Contestant 72. You are losing your challenge…
Emmett: *sniff* fine. Goodbye Miss Meow. *sniff* I'll miss you! *SOBS*
Cat: Meow Meow Meow.
Emmett: (puts cat down chute)
Speaker voice: Congratulations! You have completed your first challenge successfully.
Emmett: Yay! (dances)
Speaker voice: As a reward, would you like one phone call, or one visitor?
Emmett: How long would each be?
Speaker voice: Phone call= 1 hour. Visitor= 30 minutes.
Emmett: I choose a visitor.
Speaker voice: ( a rose is thrown into the room through the reward chute)
Emmett: Huh?
Speaker voice: It's your wife.
Emmett: HEY! I meant Rosalie! I'm not married to a plant.
Speaker voice: Time begins now.
Emmett: So…… How ya doin'?........You..uh… come here often?
Speaker voice: …
Emmett: What am I supposed to do with this?!?!?!
Speaker voice: …
Emmett: Na na, Na na na, Na, Na, Naaaaa…..
Speaker voice: Na. Na. Na. Na.
Emmett: What do you want with me?! WHY AM I HERE?!?!?!
Speaker voice: I'm sorry. I shouldn't've intruded on your romantic moment with your wife.
Emmett: MY WIFE ISN'T HERE!!! Couldn't you at least have sent a person?
Speaker voice: You are unhappy with the reward?
Emmett: Well, frankly, yes.
Speaker voice: You ungrateful hoe.
Emmett: (gapes)
Speaker voice: Interesting… So you're saying that you don't have sexual feelings for your wife.
Emmett: I do. But this is not my wife. (trying to keep his patientce.)
Speaker voice: We are legally required to ask your permission before we give you medication for your delusional state.
Emmett: No, you may not!
Speaker voice: (the room starts filling with delusional state medication gas)
Emmett: I- hey! I…I s-smell…thaaaaaattttt….. (collapses)
Speaker voice: Interesting. You seem to be responding strangely. I should go tell the product developers that this version doesn't work either.
Emmett: Am I ssshome k-kind uf ex-pear-i-mint or stuufffs?
Speaker voice: Congratulations! You have finally successfully completed challenge 1.
Emmett: The fruit was an ex-pear-i-mint?... Yay!
Speaker voice: Incorrect!
Emmett: What?!?! Do I still get a reward?
Speaker voice: No. Two Weeks.
Emmett: Damn.