Chapter 2: The One Where Ron Actually Reads Something
Diagon Apartments, Apartment 6C: Home To Mr. Ronald Weasley, and, on occasion, to Miss. Hermione Granger, his (sometimes) girlfriend
"Oh my God, it's serious," Harry said as soon as he saw Ron sitting in his apartment with a large box of books, "She forgot her books."
"No, you bastard! These are mine!" Ron shouted. Harry pretended to faint in shock.
"Hey! I read too, you know," Ron said, not finding it funny.
Harry went over to the box and began to read the titles out loud. "Quidditch Through the Ages, Flying With The Cannons, PlayWizard--Is this what your fight was about?"
"Not this time," Ron replied, glumly.
"Ok, so, then there is, The Complete Guide To The Vicar of Dibley...what?"
"She got me hooked on the BBC, man. I tell you, she'll reck your life with her books and classic British comedy," Ron sighed, flipping through the book.
"Ok, then, and here we have...The Smart Wizard's Guide to Magical Proposals?" Harry laughed, "Man, who writes a book like that...oh, I see. Our lovely friends, Gilderoy Lockhart and Rita Skeeter. Why do you have this?"
"I was going to ask her to marry me, but then I accidentally spilled broom polish on her letter to Viktor Krum and she moved out. Again," Ron added.
"Accidentally?" Harry asked, skeptically.
Ron looked truly offended. "Well, why does she need him for? She lives with me now!"
"Some of the time..." Harry muttered, before Apparating back home again, taking Ron's PlayWizard with him.