How Bizzare

By: xx strawberrylube xx

Kairee- We're baack! Yes, another chapter! Aren't you sooooo happy? I am! And of course you are too! Well, we know you're eager to read, so I'll just stop here, and get on with the fic!

Disclaimer- We don't own anything that may be mentioned in this fic, we own the idea for it though… and we wish that we owned Naruto but sadly we don't. It's obvious too 'cause if we did… EVERYONE WOULD BE SCREWING LIKE RAAABBITS! Well, yeah, we don't own. XD

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Naruto walked up to the front and practically yelled, "Well, when I grow up I want to be Hokage!" He sighed and then added, "Until then, though, I need to make money, so I guess I'll have to be a prostitute."

Iruka gave Kakashi a weary glance and whispered harshly, "Is this what you've been teaching them?" Kakashi just grinned.

As Hinata walked up to the front of the room, Naruto returned to his seat. "I would... wo-would li-like to... t-to marry someone ver-ry special to me..." she stuttered while glancing at Naruto and blushed a deep red. Naruto didn't notice though as he was too busy staring at Sasuke with bedroom eyes. Hinata shyly walked back to her seat as Iruka walked to the front of the class.

"Thank you, parents for joining us, today! Err... If you would like please come to the front of the room and announce your job and tell what it does." No one budged. Finally Mr. Lee's other Dad - name unknown - stood up and skipped to the front of the class. "HELLOOO, CHILDREN," he chirped loudly to the class, "My name is-" Someone coughed loudly. "I am Lee's dad and a prostitute, meaning I have sex - in my case with other men - for money! It pays well and puts food on the table for my beautiful Lee." He smiled at Lee, and wiped a tear from his eye as he took his seat; it was very quiet now.

After almost five minutes of uncomfortable silence, Hiashi walked up to the front of the room. "As most of you know, I am Hyuuga Hiashi, and I am Hinata's father. Our clan is the most honorable and our loyalty is the highest," he added a curt nod and went back to his seat.

"Okay, that was kind of awkward and strange..." Naruto commented under his breath. "Damn, I'm horny," mumbled Sasuke. Naruto's head - both of them - shot up.

"What was that, Teme?" Naruto asked with curiosity.

"N-nothing," Sasuke replied quickly as a light pink tinge appeared on his face.

"Fine," Naruto said, trying to discard the strange feeling and trying to un-hornitize himself. Sasuke happened to look down to see Naruto's growing bulge as Naruto tried to push it down, but Sasuke didn't know that...he just thought Naruto was, well, MASTURBATING! Naruto noticed his foe staring at him and squeaked, "Sasuke-teme! What the hell are you staring at?"

This caught Sasuke off guard. "Nani?"

"You heard me! What the-"

Kakashi cut into their conversation, "Some Ninja-chan need to pay attention to this," he said, looking at Naruto, "so they can get good jobs and not live like a street-rat." With that said, the sensei left with a smile.

Naruto had a confused look on his face as he turned to Sasuke and said, "I think he was making fun of Lee's dad." Sasuke didn't hear him though because he was too busy dealing with other things. "Hey, Sasuke-teme, are you listening?" Naruto asked while poking Sasuke repeatedly. "Hn." was the only reply he got.

Iruka noticed the look in Sasuke's eyes and realized that Sasuke must have a crush on Naruto or may even be in love with him! He turned to Kakashi who appeared at his side one again and with concern in voice asked him, "Do you think that maybe Sasuke has hidden feelings for Naruto?" Kakashi just smiled at Iruka with lust in his eye - his other was covered. Iruka gave a lopsided smile and said, "You're a lot of help."

Kakashi's smile grew, "I know." Iruka just sighed, and then noticed that all of the parents just sat patiently in their seats to leave. He stood up and waltzed to the front.

"Okay, parents, you may all go home now. You may take your children too if you like; if not they will stay until I dismiss them." All of the children and their parents rushed out of the room, leaving only Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, and Iruka still there. Iruka looked their way and said, "Sasuke, Naruto, come here for a moment please." They complied, and when they got to Iruka, he smiled at them warmly.

Kakashi glanced down at the bulges in their pants and chirped, "Someone is feeling a little excited!" Sasuke and Naruto glanced at each other and when their eyes locked, they blushed and quickly looked away. Kakashi chuckled while Iruka just giggled uncontrollably. Kakashi then slung his arm over Iruka's shoulder, and leaned towards him to whisper into his ear, "Why don't we leave these two alone and go make ourselves busy?"

Iruka blushed, and Naruto tilted his head to the side and asked, "Iruka-sensei, are you feeling okay? Your cheeks look kind of red." Sasuke just 'Hn'd even though he was thinking dirty thoughts about him, Naruto, and chocolate syrup.

Kakashi leaned over once again and whispered huskily, "Other things will too after I'm done with you, Iruka-kun" With a squeeze of Iruka's ass, and a lick of his ear, Kakashi walked towards the door. He glanced over his shoulder, grinned, and said, "You know where to find me." With a wink, he left the room. Iruka's blush skyrocketed, and now Naruto was even more confused than before. "Iruka-sensei, are you sure you're not sick?" his voice was laced with curiosity and worry.

"Y-yes, Naruto, I'm just fine!" he answered, his voice a few octaves higher.

"Okay, if you say so," Naruto replied hesitantly with a shrug.

"Now, back to what I was going to say to you before I got distracted," Iruka blushed as he said this.

"Yes?" Naruto asked, leaning forward. Sasuke was too lost in his own mind to even hear what Iruka said.

"Well, I'm beginning to think that you two have... feelings towards each other, and-"

Naruto cut him off, "What kind of feelings?"

Iruka looked Naruto straight in the eye, "Love, Naruto, or possibly only lust, I can't be too sure..."

Naruto blushed and stuttered out, "M-me have feelings f-for Sasuke-teme? Are you cr-crazy, Iruka-sensei?" Sasuke seemed to come back to reality as he heard Naruto's stuttered words.

"You have feelings for me, Dobe?"

Naruto blushed even more, "N-no way, Sasuke-teme! Why w-would I?"

Sasuke just shrugged it off. "Wouldn't mind if you did though..." He added almost inaudibly.

Naruto tried to back away from the teme but Iruka-sensei stopped him and said, "You shouldn't hide your feelings, Naruto-chan" and added a smile. Naruto glanced up at Iruka, and then suddenly blushed. "B-but...I'm afraid that he'll p-push me away..." he bent his head down, and stared at the floor. In a hushed whisper, he added: "and I wouldn't be able to take that..."

STOP THE BREAKING, MAAN

There you have it, Chapter 2! He he, kind of cliffhanger-y too, kind of... Yeah, well, review please! If you do, it'll motivate us to update faster, and you probably want that!

Junsui Kegasu's BETA Notes: After successfully dividing the gargantuan paragraph into what we call a chapter, I return this to you!