"Alright, alright. That's enough, everyone, shut up!" Kurt finally had enough, Blaine looked like a lost puppy and they were being verbally attacked by six girls who had been neglected on gossip. They actually calmed down a bit, enough for them to hear what one person said.

"Spill Porcelain. We aint' got all night." Santana eyed Blaine while she talked to Kurt. "Well, we kind of do. But this needs to be explained right now. Who exactly are you, hobbit number two?"

"My name is Blaine." He says, unsure whether he should tell the crazed girls about being Kurt's boyfriend.

"Blaine, huh. Do you have a last name?" Santana asks again. Kurt could practically see the inner battle his boyfriend were having, so he made his decision. Blaine weren't supposed to do this for him.

"Anderson. That's his last name, Anderson." All eyes were fixed on Blaine, Kurt continued. "And stop scaring him! I'll explain everything... Just, go sit in the living room and I'll be right back." He sighed and started making his way to upstairs. It didn't escape any of the girls notice how he made sure to touch Blaine in passing.

Rachel groaned, but went to sit in the old, worn - but comfy - grey couch. The rest of the girls and the mystery boy followed and took their seats.

Nobody uttered a word until Kurt came back. It wasn't like they didn't want to, Kurt just scared them a bit too much.

He brought his phone this time, but otherwise he was empty-handed. What none of the teenagers thought about, was the fact that all possible seats were taken. Kurt didn't even bat an eyelid before he sat down on Blaine's lap.

The curly-headed boy wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist as he saw this as a silent action to confirm their relationship.

"So... Girls, this is - obviously - Blaine. Blaine, this is Tina, Quinn, Mercedes, Rachel, Santana and Brittany. And yes. Blaine is my boyfriend." A soon as the words left his mouth they were all about to explode again, however, Kurt didn't let them. "And I will tell you everything, I guess... Do you remember when we were doing mash-ups before sectionals earlier this year? Well, we were discussing scene arteries and had different opinions. Puck said something. And i quote, 'Why don't you make yourself useful and go spy on the Garglers?'. So I did. And when I was at Dalton I met Blaine. He showed me a shortcut to the performance they were having in the senior common rooms. And before i knew it he was serenading me with teenage dream. A bit cheesy, but he was still cute. Then he and two of his friends took me out for coffee, we bonded over music, being a gay teen in Ohio and all that jazz. Him and I exchanged numbers and started texting each other. We were friends for about a month or so before he had the courage to ask me out. And the rest is kind of obvious - we are still together and very happy." He finished with a smile at his boyfriend while both of them remembered the beginning of the relationship.

"Boo, why didn't you tell us? By the sound of it you've been dating since christmas. Didn't you think this was something you should share with us?" Mercedes looked at her best friend with hurt in her eyes.

Kurt actually grew a little annoyed here, he could tell there was something going on between the diva and Sam and she certainly hadn't told him.

"I don't know, really. At first it was still so very new and I didn't want you to interfere. Then it got to the point where I didn't want to share, Blaine is too damn lovable for his own good. And it was also the fact that I was not sure how you'd react on me having a boyfriend at all. You accept me being gay, but that doesn't automatically means you are fond of people acting on it. Last but not least: He was our competition in sectionals and regionals. New directions don't have the best experiences with spies."

"I really want to be mad right now. It's hard though, you are so cute together!" Quinn grinned at them and both of them smiled back, thankful for her changing th subject a little.

"Does Burt know about this Kurt? Because i think it would be highly irresponsible, disrespectful and not like you at all to lie to your father. But then I guess Carole would know, and that means finn would know. We all know that Finn can't keep quiet about these things. Hmm..."

"Oh my Colfer, Rachel. Breathe! And yes, my dad knows. Carole too. But because of what you just said we decided to keep it from Finn."

"Enough with that serious crap for now, we need to have a chat with your boy, porcelain." Santana said. She looked forward to this, Anderson wouldn't know what hit him.

Kurt just groaned. He did not bother protesting though, he was aware this was going to be done one way or another. At least he could hope that the interrogation made by the boys would be easier if Blaine already had won the girls over.

"Should I be worried?" Blaine whispered in Kurt's left ear. Kurt chuckled softly.

"Depends on, Mr. Anderson. You've got something to hide?" Kurt whispered back.

"Only the hickeys on my..." But he wasn't able to finish the sentence before Kurt smacked him lightly on his bicep.

"Blaine." Tina gained their attention. "This might sound cliché, but what are your intentions with our boy?" The others nodded in approval to the first question and Kurt turned to Blaine with a curious spark in his eyes.

"Eh, I guess I just want to be with him. He's my entire world and I love him. I'm not saying I'll never hurt him or cause him any pain, but I will never, ever do it on purpose." Blaine was looking into his boyfriends eyes as he spoke, but after wrapping it up he threw some glances at the others. They all looked at the couple with soft and understanding faces.

"I love you too Blaine." Kurt pecked his cheek and gave his shoulder a reassuring squeak.

"Where did you go for your first date?" Mercedes asked.

"Coffee is kind of our thing, the date was in a coffee shop called the Lima Bean. Everything was like, really sweet and nice. But when we came back to Dalton we found out two friends of ours had spied and filmed the whole thing. That shattered the image just a bit."

All the listeners 'aww'ed. Even though the film part was a little freaky.

"Tell us about your first kiss!" Brittany squealed.

"Yeah, that wasn't on the first date, right?"

"No. Second. With anyone else that would have been a bit to fast for my taste, but me and Blaine were really good friends before. It was a sweet kiss, and we officially became boyfriends right after. There isn't really that much drama in 'the history of Klaine', as my friends like to call it." Blaine had regained his usual confidence and is able to give them a more certain smile this time.

"Who tops?" Santana asks bluntly, smirking towards the now blushing pair.

"Santana!" Kurt squeaks.

"What? It's not like you're still a virgin with that hot piece of ass as a boyfriend. I'm just curious. You're the one that wears someone elses clothes!"

"What are you curious about, Sanny?" Brittany asks the latina.

"Dolphin sex, Brit-Brit." Santana gives her a look Blaine only can think of as love.

The warbler frowns, Dolphins?

"Did you say dolphin?" The others giggles as Santana and Brittany nods.

"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" The blonde tilts her head.

"No, I didn't..."

"So, who tops?" Rachel asks.

"Rachel!"

"It's not like gay sex is an unfamiliar or new area too me." She turns straight to Blaine. "You see, I have two gay dads."

"... we switch."

"KURT!" This time it was Blaines turn to look scandalized.

A/N: Did I do alright? There is more to come, the rest of ND, more details on the video, facebooking, possibly some Burt/Furt. I'm a bit exited for the next chapter. The obligatory threats are to come :) Prompts are welcome and all of them will be considered!

The feedback and support I got for the last chapter was amazing. Thank you, those who reviewed/favorited/alerted/read, I LOVE YOU!

xx Alice