Hmm maybe I should change the rating on this. You tell me. Please enjoy!
Oh. And sadly, I don't own Vocaloid peoples. I have a Len keychain though.
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"No I want the canned leeks… or maybe the fresh one will be better if I'm making something tonight… but then I can keep the leeks for a longer time if they are canned…" Miku said to herself. She had a finger on her chin in thought as she looked at the display of leek products.
"Um, why not just get both?" asked Kaito. Wouldn't that be much more easier since you can't make up your mind? Who makes canned leeks anyway? And I want to go to the ice cream isle already!! He looked at the area where a sign that said "Ice Cream" was hanging. He looked at his right hand that was holding Miku's and prevented him from escaping to paradise.
Miku looked at Kaito with bright eyes. "Can I really!?"
The older man nodded. "Yes you can." He held out a red grocery basket in his other hand in front of him. "Just put what you want in the basket."
Miku squeezed Kaito's hand. "Thank you!" She began grabbing the leek products with amazing speed and putting them into the basket. "Okay, now let's go to the ic-woah!" The second Miku put the last leek product into the basket, Kaito darted over to the ice cream isle, dragging the poor pig-tailed girl along with him.
"Oi, don't eat the ice cream this time." Warned Meiko with a dull tone as the other two vocaloids flew by. Meiko was busy checking out beer bottles and comparing which one would be best while pushing around a grocery cart filled with bananas, oranges, eggplants, and seafood products.
It was the afternoon and the three vocaloids were on a trip to the grocery store(if you haven't noticed). They usually only go once every three days, but because of the crazy party the night before, they had to restock on food before Luka tried to kill Gakupo and claim it was for survival.
"It's beautiful…" whispered Kaito when they reached the isle. A whole isle dedicated to ice cream stood before him. Muki, finally catching her breathe, looked up at the older man. Though he had a faint smile, his eyes were filled with light and pure happiness. Miku giggled.
"You sure do like ice cream." Miku commented.
Kaito nodded happily and began walking down the isle with the diva following. "It's my one true love."
Miku looked up at Kaito, confused. "I thought you said you liked whoever kissed you last night."
Kaito stopped in his tracks and blushed. "I-I never said that."
The diva shrugged. "Well you said something like that."
"N-no I didn't!"
"I said it was something like that! Hmph!" Miku turned her head and struck a defiant pose.
The blue haired man sighed. "Look, I'm sorry Miku-chan, but it's really stressful-"
"Hah! Since when do you get stressed?" Meiko rolled up over to the two with her cart now filled with beer bottles and cans.
Kaito pouted. "I get stressed a lot!"
"Then name one time." said Meiko.
"…" Kaito really didn't know when he had ever been stressed. In fact, he wasn't really sure is he was really stressed at all.
"Teh, you aren't stressed at all." Meiko said with a smirk. "Now hurry up and pick out your ice cream so we can leave this place. I'll be waiting at the stupid line." With that, she turned her cart back around and left.
"Do you have an idea of who it was last night, Kaito-san?" asked Miku.
Kaito shook his head. He opened one of the freezer doors and took out a tub of his favorite brand of ice cream,Häagen-Dazs. "But Len-kun says I should just ask people what they did last night so I can, um, what was that word…" Kaito placed the tub on top of the leek products in the basket he was holding before reaching out for another one. "Oh yeah! Narrow it down." Kaito's mind wandered to his conversation with the boy last night.
They were getting ready to go to sleep when Len asked, "Do you know how you're going to figure out who, um, k-kissed you last night?" Len was busy buttoning up his creamy-yellow stripped pajama shirt.
Kaito blushed. He still wasn't really used to hearing the word 'kiss' since he had been knocked out right after the experience. "N-no." He crawled into his bed and pulled the covers over his ears.
Len sighed. "Why don't you just ask everyone what they did at the party?"
Kaito turned over to face Len. "Oh I should. That's a good idea."
The boy smiled. "I know."
"Oh you should! That's a good idea!" said Miku excitedly.
Kaito smiled. "I know." He had just finished stacking about thirty tubs of ice cream to the already filled-to-the-max shopping basket. It's a wonder how he kept it all from falling out. "Let's go meet up with Meiko before she forgets about us and leaves."
Miku nodded and began leading the way, still holding onto the older vocaloid's hand. Kaito began to notice this himself. Hmm.
"…Miku-chan."
Miku turned her head. "Hmm?"
"What were you doing at the night of the party."
Miku stopped at the end of the isle and so did Kaito. She used her free hand and placed it on her cheek. "I remember cooking in the kitchen."
"Oh yeah. I remember that too." said Kaito. An image of the kitchen popped into his head. "But what happened afterward?"
"Hmm… I remember I made this leek cookie batter…" Kaito's eyes widened. What the heck!? How does she think of these things to make?! "And then I went to go find someone to go try it out for me." Miku looked up at Kaito with a 'why are they doing this to me' expression. "Apparently I don't have good taste buds." Kaito scoffed and quickly covered it up with a cough so as to not hurt the pigtailed girl's feelings.
"Well what happened after that?"
Miku began tapping her foot in a quick rhythm. "I remember I ran into Ted-kun, Teto-chan's brother, and asking him if he wanted to try some of my cookie batter. He said yes. After her tried some he…" The diva shook her head. "I don't understand."
Kaito squeezed her hand to urge her on. "What happened, Miku-chan?"
The green haired girl looked up at Kaito, looking like she was about to cry. When she opened her mouth to speak, all of the words were said so quickly and quietly, it sounded like a bee was flying around. "He just took his finger and dipped it into the batter and then took a small lick off his finger. He started to nod his head but then his face turned green and he quickly ran way holding his stomach-and butt for some strange reason."
Kaito blinked. His frame began to shake. "Pfft.... BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Tears were streaming out of his eyes and his stomach was beginning to hurt, yet somehow, the basket of food was still in the basket. Weird.
"Kaito-san!" whined Miku.
"I-I'm s-sorry, Miku-chan!" Kaito took a deep breath, held it for a couple seconds, thought of Ted, and bursted out laughing again.
"You two! I told you I would be waiting in the line! Hurry your asses up!" screamed Meiko from the cash register.
"Coming!" Miku called to Meiko. She began dragging Kaito along with her, squeezing his hand harshly.
"Sorry, Miku-chan! It's just-ow! It's just…" Kaito began to laugh again.
"Kaito-san! I'm going to tell Meiko-san to leave you here before we go if you don't stop laughing!"
"Alright, alright." Kaito regain his composure again. "Well what happened after Ted-kun left?"
"…I'm not telling." Miku said in a whisper.
"Hmm? Why not?"
"Because… you'll laugh at me." Miku was beginning to sound like a little girl now. Or whiney since she sorta is a little girl.
Kaito smiled. "No I won't. I don't think I could anyway. I let out all my laughter already and it'll take a while before I can laugh again." Hopefully she'll believe that.
Miku looked at the older man from the corner of her eyes. "Promise?" Wow.
Kaito nodded and squeezed her hand in assurance. "Promise." She believes such a stupid theory.
The diva took a deep breath. "Well I wanted to know why Ted-kun left so quickly so I decided to try some of the cookie batter myself and when I did, it wasn't as good as I had thought so I ran to the bathroom but Ted-kun was already there and then I ran to the other bathroom and barfed up everything and I barfed so much I became tired and ended up falling asleep next to the toilet." The diva began gasping for breath.
No wonder she can hold her notes for so long thought Kaito. Oh wait. She slept on the toilet. "Ehem" Guess she couldn't have been the one that kissed me last night then. Kaito chuckled.
"You said you wouldn't laugh!" Muki cried.
"I know! I'm not laughing at you. I was just thinking that since you were sleeping on the toilet-"
"I wasn't sleeping on the toilet. I was sleeping next to it!" Miku corrected.
"Ok, ok. Since you were sleeping next to the toilet, you can't be the one who kissed me." Kaito smiled. I hope she wasn't. Then I would have kissed someone that barfed a few moments before. Kaito subsided a shiver.
"But-" Miku started before she got interrupted.
"I SAID HURRY UP!" yelled the beer lover. She was getting really mad.
To make the brunette's attitude worse, the worker at the cash register spoke up ."Um, mam, we request that you don't yell in the store."
Kaito's eyes widened. He knew the poor cashier was going to be ripped apart. He stood no chance against Meiko, regardless of who he was. He was this scrawny little teenage boy with sun deprived skin. He was shaking as he stood there. Yep. He'll be killed.
Meiko snapped her head around to glare at the worker. "Did you say something?" Each word dripped with pure evil.
"Please don't kill me" squeaked the cashier. He had his shoulders hunched up and arms close to his side and was even paler than his natural skin tone. He truly believed he would be killed.
Kaito sighed and figured he should try and save the poor boy. "Um, Mei-"
"SHUT IT!" Meiko pointed furiously at the poor boy making him squeak. "TELL THIS LOSER TO GIVE ME MY DAMN BEER! I PAID FOR IT!"
Everyone, including the boy at the cash register gave her a questioning glance. Did she already forget why she was yelling? This is what beer does to you.
The brave cashier dared to try and correct the angry brunette. "Y-you didn't even pay ye-"
"Ok, ok. What the hell is going on?" asked someone from behind Kaito and Miku, saving the cashier. They both turned to see a middle aged man with a black apron on.
"Boss save me-hiiii!!!" The cashier covered his head and ducked when Meiko looked at him as if she was shooting lasers from her eyes. She might as well be.
The boss looked at Meiko and immediately his eyes widened. His hand flew up and pointed at Meiko while his other hand flew to the top of his head as if a hat almost flew off his head, which there wasn't. "YOU!"
"Shit." grumbled Meiko. She quickly began stuffing her beer bottles and cans that were on the counter into a grocery bag, leaving the other food products behind. "Hey Mark."
"Don't 'Hey Mark' me!" He began walking towards Meiko while still pointing at her. "I banned you from my store! What are you doing?"
"Hey, Miku, Kaito, let's go!" Meiko said ignoring Mark.
Miku began to walk to Meiko, Kaito still being dragged along. "But we haven't paid for our stuff yet."
"I don't care. Just bring it. Let's go before I leave you here." Meiko was quickly walking to the exit now.
The pigtailed diva nodded and turned around to face Mark. "We're sorry for causing a disturbance…again." Miku added after some thought. She yanked and Kaito's arm and the three flew out the store. Since the food had been stolen, the sensors near the door went off beeping like mad.
"GET BACK HERE AND PAY FOR THAT ALL!!" yelled Mark. The vocaloids were all in the family car. It was an old land cruiser that was painted red and had a picture of the vocaloid family in black and white on the back. Kaito and Miku were frantically trying to put on their seat belts since they knew what was going to happen.
"BYE MARK!" Meiko yelled out the window as the man stepped out of the store. She gave a salute and stepped on the gas pedal, causing the two in the back to fall back into their seats and then quickly lurch foreword when Meiko slammed on the breaks to yell out one more thing. "THANKS FOR THE BEER!" She bowed her head and stepped on the gas pedal again, driving off into the distance at 80 miles per hour.
--
"We're HOOOME!!" Meiko called out into the house once she walked in. She began laughing as she started walking over towards the living room. Behind her was Kaito and Miku with both of their hairstyles blown straight up from the car ride. Meiko had decided that the car was stuffy and decided to pull down the windows with the speed she was going at. The two wobbled into the house. They were both woozy.
Kaito looked at where Meiko was going to when he noticed something on the ground in front of her. "Meiko watch out!"
Meiko turned around and raised an eyebrow. "Wha-ouf!" She tripped over something and fell to the ground face first. "Ow-agh. What the heck was that?" She turned to see what she tripped over to find Len and…Luka(?) sleeping curled up together on the ground.
Kaito walked closer to get a closer look. Luka was holding Len in her arms with his head in the crook of her neck. She was clutching the back of his shirt, raising it slightly to reveal some of his back. The blond had some of Luka's hair in his hands pressed to his lips. The back of his ankles hooked to the back of the tsundere's calves. It almost looked like they were mother and child.
"Aww." Miku whispered seeing the sight. "That's so cute!"
Kaito smiled and nodded. "Yeah."
"Well, they might be cute but this picture is just disturbing." said Meiko pointing.
Kaito and Miku turned to see where she was pointing and wished they never looked. On the couch was Gakupo. And Rin. Sleeping together. In a strange and pedophile-ish way. Gakupo was sitting on the couch with one arm resting on the top of the back and his head on his shoulder. His other arm was around Rin's little waist since she was sitting in his lap with her legs on either side of him. Her head and hands were resting on the older man's chest and she had a smirk on her face. So many things could be said.
"Woah." Miku managed to say. Kaito was speechless. They heard a click and saw a flash behind them. They turned and saw Meiko with a camera and a huge grin on her face clicking away.
"Meiko, what are you doing?" Kaito asked, shielding his eyes from the blinding flashes.
"Blackmailing." Meiko knelt to the ground to take pictures of the two one the couch from different angles. "When this drag queen gets me pissed again, I'll show these to Luka."
"…ok" Kaito turned to the two that were sleeping on the ground. They looked so peaceful like that. "…did you take a picture of those two?"
Meiko stopped taking pictures to stare at the blue haired man. "No"
"Aww you should!" Miku turned back to the tsundere and shouta. "They look so cute! We should make Christmas cards of this!"
Meiko stood there and thought. A crooked smile appeared. "Fine." She began snapping pictures of the two. "I'll make Christmas cards of Drag(Gakupo) and Sadist(Rin) too."
Miku looked at Kaito who looked back. They both shrugged.
"Guess that works." They both said.
--
"Hey you think they'll give me some of those Christmas cards?" said Assistant. This person will now be called that.
The person that will now be called Announcer was fanning themselves. "Uhh I don't think so."
"But I want one."
"And you can't get everything you want."
"I hate your philosophy crud."
--
After some picture taking, the three decided it was time to wake them up. Problem was, how should they?
"Let's wake Luka-san first." suggested Miku.
Meiko shook her head. "If she see's Drag like that then we're going to lose another TV"
"Oh yeah you're right" Miku began to ponder again.
"So... we're waking Gakupo-san first?" Kaito assumed.
Meiko shrugged. "I guess so."
"But if he see's Luka-san like that with Len-kun then he'll get really mad and try to kill Len-kun." Miku had a worried look in her eyes.
"Better than losing a TV if you ask me. " Meiko got of from the ground. The three had been sitting in a circle in the middle of the living room to have this discussion. She walked over to Gakupo and whacked him on the head. "Wake up Drag."
"Huh-wha- what I do Luka?" Gakupo sat up straight, looking around for the pink haired women, causing Rin to start falling backwards and wake up.
"Hmm?" Rin said cutely as she hit the ground on her back. She stretched her arms and yawned. "What happened?"
"LUKA!!" Gakupo cried. "HOW DARE YOU LEN-KUN!"
Everyone turned to look at the two that were sleeping on the floor until Gakupo woke them up. They opened their eyes and slowly got up. Luka looked at the boy in front of her that was rubbing his eyes then at everyone else in the room. "Oh, you're home." she said in a sleepy tone to Meiko.
Len turn his head around to see Gakupo glaring at him. "Wha..?"
Out of no where, Gakupo had his sword in his hand pointed at the blond(not Rin). "You must die for soiling my precious princess."
Len furrowed his eyebrows. "What?"
Rin, who was still on the ground, had Gakupo standing over her. She frowned and grabbed on of his legs, making him lose balance and crash to the ground. "Only I get to kill my brother." She mumbled. Then in a cheery tone, "Right, Lenny?"
Her twin rolled his eyes and got up. "Riiiight" he said sarcastically.
"What were you guys doing when we left?" asked Miku.
"Truth or dare." said Rin. "You should see the kitchen. We had a lot of food related dares since Lenny couldn't think up of any good truths." It was only later that they would find the kitchen half destroyed with strange food splatters everywhere and a smelly blender in the middle of it all.
Len walked over to the older vocaloids. "Did you guys get all the food?"
The three that had gone out all nodded. "Did you pay for it this time?" They looked at eachother.
"Yes…" Meiko answered, slowly turning her head back to face the boy.
Len glanced behind them, sighed and shook his head. He closed his eyes. "You stole the food again didn't you?" He opened his eyes to watch their expressions.
Kaito began playing with the fringe on his scarf while Miku was desperatley looking for anything interesting to focus on. Meiko's lips were beginning to turn up at the corners but she looked more nervous than happy. "W-what makes you think that?"
Kaito and Miku looked at eachother as if to ask what had given away the fact that they had 'forgotten' to pay for the food.
"You forgot your purse." Len nodded over to somewhere behind them, answering their question.
The three turned around and saw a red purse with a brown leather strap on a small table that was near the door. They turned back around. Luka was now standing next to the blond.
"You drove without your licenses, again." said Luka. She crossed her arm beneath her chest.
Rin laughed. She got up off Gakupo's back since she was wrestling with him. "That explains why you two" she pointed to Kaito and Miku "look like you got a make over from some crazy rock band" she began laughing again.
Miku blushed. "Meiko-san was driving fast."
Kaito began to pat his hair down into place.
Len turned around and walked out of the room.
"Hey, where are you going?" called Meiko.
"I'm paying for the food. Again!" he answered back. "You better have gotten my bananas!"
Kaito and Miku looked at Meiko. Her eyes were wide opened. Through all the madness at the store, Meiko had only thought 'get the beer!' and did just that, forgetting every other thing that she had gotten. "Crap" she whispered.
--
Kaito watched as Len sat on his bed with a scowl on his face. He was staring at a piece of paper that had some random lyrics on it with numbers. Besides it was a pencil and a phone. The two had gone back to their room to relax. It wasn't working for Len though.
Kaito smiled tiredly. He was sitting on the edge of his bed, watching the blond scribble stuff down on the paper.
"C'mon, Len-kun. You know she didn't mean it."
"…"
"Len-kun…"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENSE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME BY A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD!" screamed Meiko from somewhere in the house.
"Hey!" cried Rin.
"Not you, you idiot!"
Len turned to face the wall. The blond's stomach growled making the boy blush and the older man sigh.
"You can have some of my ice cream, you know?" said Kaito.
Len turned to face Kaito, wide eyed. Kaito never offers his ice cream. When he does, he always looks like he was about to cry, which makes you refuse the offer because making a grown man cry is embarrassing and wrong. This time, he looked calm.
The blue haired man raised an eye brow. "What?"
Len shook his head and returned to staring at the paper.
"… you can't always eat bananas Len-kun"
"You can't always eat ice cream Kaito-nii."
Kaito looked at the boy shocked. "But I love ice cream!"
"Yes, and I love bananas. Not to mention the fact that bananas are more healthy than ice cream"
The older man pouted. "At least I don't eat the banana strangely…" he grumbled.
Len glared at Kaito. "At least I don't make out with a tub of ice cream!" He paused. "Do I really eat a banana strangely?" he said to himself. He turned back to the paper.
The blue haired man looked at the blond confused. "When did I make out with a tub of ice cream?"
Len's mouth opened in surprise. He quickly closed it and spoke "The night of the party." He turned to the phone and traced his fingers over the numbers. "But… never mind about that."
Kaito frowned. Then he remembered something. "Len-kun what were you doing the ni-"
"YOU STOLE MY BEER TOO?" Meiko yelled. She was in the kitchen since her yells were coming from beneath them. "WHAT THE HECK! I NEED MY BEER!"
"What was that, Kaito-nii?" asked Len, still staring at his paper and ignoring the outburst from the brunette.
"... you stole her beer?"
"…"
"…"
"Would you like some?"
"Len-kun!"
"What?" Len got up and was know kneeling on his bed. "She didn't remember to get my bananas!"
Kaito got up and sat down on the edge of Lens bed. "She didn't remember to get Rin-chan's oranges, and Gakupo-san's eggplants, and Luka-san's fish too."
Len looked at Kaito, defeated. He sat back down on his bed and smiled. "…what am I supposed to do with the beer from her emergency stock then?"
"HOW'D YOU FIGURE OUT WHERE MY EMERGENCY BEER WAS? DAMN YOU SHOUTA BOY!" Meiko cried. There was a crashing sound and an 'ow' from Gakupo.
"I'm not a shouta" mumbled Len.
Kaito laughed, his voice bouncing off the walls of the silent room, making it louder. He let out a content sigh and leaned back onto Len's side. "I don't think I was Miku-chan who kissed me that night."
The room fell silent for a moment.
"What makes you think that?" Len asked quietly.
Kaito turned his head so he could see the blond's face. "Well… she said she was in the bathroom the whole night."
The blond raised an eyebrow. "Why was she in the bathroom?"
"Uhh it's complicated."
Len shook his head. "What if you're wrong?"
The older man furrowed his eyebrows. "Why would I be wrong?"
"…because. People do weird things when...She likes you."
Kaito got off Len to look at him better. "She does?"
Len stared at Kaito and turned to the phone. "Yeah she does- I'm going to call the store now ok?" he said, quickly changing the subject.
The older man got off the bed and looked at Len. He looked so small now. That's weird. "Ok. I'll go tell everyone else not to make so much noise then." Len nodded. Kaito stood there a moment longer before leaving the room. He began walking down the stairs when Miku greeted him.
"Hello Kaito-san!" the diva said cheerfully.
"Oh hello, Miku-chan" Kaito greeted her with a smile. "Len-kun is making a phone call to the store right now so we shouldn't be so loud."
"Oh" Miku said understanding. "Ok. Want to watch some TV with me?"
Kaito looked back behind him and turned back. "Alright."
"Let's go! My favorite show will start soon!" Miku grabbed Kaito's had and dragged him down the stairs.
She likes you. Len's words kept running through Kaito's head. I really hope it isn't her. He paused. Why do I hope it isn't her? Because I don't want to think that I kissed some barf mouth? Kaito shuddered.
"Are you alright Kaito-san?" Miku asked, feeling him shudder.
"Oh yes! I'm fine. I was just…um, happy that I'm watching TV with you!"
Miku's eyes lit up and a shy smile appeared on her lips. She looked away, blushing. "Oh. T-that's good."
Kaito tilted his head. She's so sweet. Why wouldn't I want her to be the person who kissed me? Or am I hoping for someone else? Kaito let out a quiet sigh.
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"Why is he sighing so much?" said Assistant. "Doesn't it like, take away minutes from your life when you sigh?" They turned to look at Announcer.
Announcer let out a large exaggerated sigh. "There, lost minutes of my life." They shook their head. "They're robots. What does it matter if they sigh?"
Assistant rolled their eyes. "Well robots have to stop at some point right?"
"Yes but they don't build up stress like we humans do. Now shut up so I can watch what they're watching. It's my favorite show." Announcer stared at the screen intently.
Assistant gave a 'what the heck' look. "Watching a TV show on someone else's TV through this TV?"
Announcer nodded.
Assistant shrugged. "Whatever"
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