"How's my Lillie doing?" Lusamine asked her, conversing with her over a video call, with Lillie being at a Pokémon Center.
"I'm doing fine, mother!" Lillie remarked, bothered by the fact that Lusamine always smothers her.
"You want me to come visit you again? I have some time before I get back to work!" Lusamine bent over, ripping a loud, deep pitched fart, causing Lillie to shake her head.
"No! No thanks! I have it bad enough since I'm constantly farting all the time! And haven't you forgotten about the last time?"
A flashback occurs where Lillie is walking into the Hano Grand Resort on Akala Island, where Lusamine stepped out from behind a column, her arms out.
"There's my gassy little girl! Give your mother some love!" Lusamine exclaimed, much to Lillie's misfortune as Lusamine grabbed her tightly, ripping a bunch of smelly poots, her daughter Lillie unintentionally farting along with her.
"Mother!" Lillie snapped, pushing herself away from Lusamine. "What are you doing here?" Lillie farted, her dress blown up by her stinky blast, which made her blush in embarrassment.
"I had some free time, so I decided to conserve my love, my gas, and my love of gas, just for you! Isn't that just ultra nice of me?" Lusamine giggled, ripping a deep pitched fart that stunk up the hotel lobby. "Phew, I just keep pushing out stinky pheromones like a Pheromosa!"
"Mother! Stop it! You're embarrassing me! I already embarrass myself with my own gas!" Lillie snapped as she noticed a bunch of random boys staring at her while she farted cute little poots.
"Aww, you don't want my love?" Lusamine stepped closer, reaching out to hug Lillie again, when Lillie's Cosmog Nebby popped out of her bag.
"Pew!" Nebby remarked, forcing Lillie to fart hard enough to shake the hotel lobby.
"Nebby! I told you to stay in the bag!" Lillie shook her head, embarrassed beyond all belief. "Just leave me alone!"
With that said, Lillie ran out of the hotel, taking Nebby with her, pushing out loud, deep pitched brassy farts that blasted Lusamine's hair and dress back.
"Peeyew! That's strong! Like a Buzzwole!" Lusamine fanned away her daughter's stinky farts. "That's my girl."
"Yes, you're slipperier than a Nihilego, aren't you?" Lusamine joked in a cunning voice. "What feisty children you and Gladion turned out to be!"
"Pew!" Nebby stated, popping out of the bag again, with Lillie grabbing her stomach in pain.
"Nebby!" Lillie snapped, ripping a huge fart that shook the Pokémon Center, causing it to stink worse than a Guzzlord eating garbage.
"My my, your butt is more thunderous than a Xurkitree!" Lusamine joked. "I can smell those big farts through the video screen!"
"Oh, I knew those Big Malasadas were a bad idea!" Lillie groaned, putting Nebby back in her bag while her butt constantly went off, shaking the Pokémon Center. "I gotta go!" With that, she ended the call, leaving the smelly, gassy fate of the Pokémon Center unknown.
"Oh, how I desire to continue sharing my conserved love with her, because without her all I have to share it with are all the Pokémon of the world!" Lusamine looked outwards outside her office window, letting out a set of loud, brassy farts that stunk it up worse than a Guz-
"Yes, yes, I got it." Lusamine remarked, then her phone rang, much to her annoyance.
"Hello? Oh, Mohn! How are things at the Poke Pelago?" Lusamine asked him, sitting down in her office chair. "What? Really? A farting Gardevoir?" She blushed. "And it's gassing out the islands, showing off its butt?" Lusamine took in a few deep breaths, feeling turned on. "P-Pokebeans you say?" She grabbed her lower region with her other hand. "That's amazing!" Lusamine farted loud enough that her gas echoed throughout her mansion. ""What? Oh that wasn't me! It was….my Lopunny!" she lifted her butt cheek, letting her smelly gas continue to expel from her butt. "What? You can smell it over the phone? I gotta go!"
Lusamine hung up the phone, taking a whiff of her ultra stinky farts, fanning it. "Peeyew! My love stinks! Probably because I conserve it too long!"
