Author note:

So, English is not my native language. I'm sorry for all the mistakes you could find in here. If you can recommend me a good Beta I will be very grateful. Ok, so basically it's my first long fic in English. I'm not satisfied with this chapter, but action will be better in next one. Hope you will still like it.

There were three main things that Darcy Lewis learnt about her team:

Never left Tony and Bruce unsupervised

Keep Captain America and Thor away from technology stuff

Never drink with Natasha Russian vodka

Chapter 1

Silent Moon

Darcy almost never gets a hangover. Apparently, it should just teach her to never let herself be taken by Black Widow to a bar. She tossed on the bed to keep the sun out of her face, which was kind of frustrating. She felt like shit and didn't remember why. Next thing she knew was the water that was splashed on her head without warning. She screamed and quickly put her body out of bed. However, she forgot that while she had a hangover, her coordination became less…. Needed by her body, let just say. She looked with hint of anger on the idiot that allowed him or herself to be soooo funny, and…. Fuck! She really has a hangover if she didn't remember why she was in a room with Natasha. A way to keep it classy, Lewis. She mentally shrugged and put her hands on hips. Natasha was looking good. Well, better than her for sure. So, last thing Darcy remembers was getting some of whiskey, which Tony kept hidden in case Pepper confiscated other goods. "Come on Lewis. We don't have much time and many things to do, so you will go and clean yourself, then wear what I put for you in bathroom and then off we go!" ok, nobody argues with Natasha when she is using that tone. Darcy still remembers her first day of training with famous Black Widow… one of junior agents wanted to show his friends that he was better than Widow…. That was unforgettable moment of Darcy's life, and if she was not mistaken, then this guy was put on coffee duty for the rest of his career. So, Lewis just went quickly to bathroom, as she was ordered.

The clothes Natasha made her to wear…. Let's say that she would never choose this. She looked in the mirror and barely recognizes herself; she put a short black mini skirt that clad to her tights just like second skin, dark top-shirt and translucent black shirt on that. That girl was quite sexy, even without make-up, but her hair…, Darcy thought to herself. But something still bothers her; this was not her normal style. Even the size was not the same Darcy remembers. She was never the same size as Pepper, but apparently now she is. One thing to be proud of. Well, when she was thinking about the day before, she started to understand why she drunk herself into oblivion. "I swear I will never drink Tony's hidden alcohol" she mumbled as she came to kitchen. The red-head was sitting on one of bar chairs and she was reading some magazine. "So tell me, why you get drunk and forget to invite me?" she asked casualy. "You sound like Tony" was a short reply that makes Natasha show Darcy one of her murderous looks. "Ok, so the story is that I'm sexually frustrated and I need to get laid, but the problem is that those guys I wanted to screw are together and others are lost in comparison with those two. So I work in gym, but yesterday I had enough and ended with alcohol. Happy now?" she explained angrily as she grab one toast.

"One more question. Who are those "guys"?" asked the spy with hint of amusement in tone, but blank face. One good thing, that Natasha doesn't know who they are. If Tasha don't know, then others as well. That was a small victory on Darcy account, but she knew that it will no longer be like this. She mumbled something quietly. "Sorry, didn't catch that" Darcy would give her that Black Widow caught what she said but she wanted to rack Darcy a little more. "Clint and Bucky" she said at loud.

"Good. Now we gonna go to HQ for your new uniform, this one is too big, and then Pepper give me one of Tony's credit cared to buy you some new clothes, although I suggest buy whole new wardrobe." And with that Natasha makes her day a living hell.

When they finally came back to Tower Darcy discovered that all of her old clothes had been thrown away. Ok, keep it cool Darce, she ordered herself. She put new clothes on their place, just like new cosmetics. It was a good day, even if the Widow kept talking about both objects of her desire. So now, she was not only sexually frustrated but also angry on… she doesn't know on what, but that was no important. Much more important was the fact that, Doctor Foster was here, but she still didn't have "the pleasure" to meet her again. One for Darcy, zero for Jane Foster. As always she went down at 6 o'clock, still wearing new clothes: purple strapless dress, that clung to her figure and she still didn't look like slut. One of Natasha's friends teach Darcy how to put more dark make up in which she look good, and her hair…. It was now soft and tamed in curls, maybe not just like Tasha's but something similar.

"Hi Darcy" Bruce always could say when she came, probably just because of her footsteps."We ordered pizza a while ago so…. Oh fuck!"

With this one phrase everyone look firstly on Dr. Banner and then at her. She felt uncomfortable under their watchful gaze, so she just came to very stoic Natasha. Play it cool Lewis. Nothing changes. Yeah, she was a bad lair, as long as she was lying to herself. "Hey everyone" she greeted them, and her voice was much calmer than she would give herself a credit for. "You did something with… and…" Steve gave a wave of hand to her clothes and hair. "Yeah, those old become bit too big for me"

She carefully looked in direction of Clint and Bucky. Both were looking at her, and both have mouth opened like they could not believe in what they saw. She giggled and looks at Natasha giving her a quick hug and quite "thank you". Maybe, after all it was not so bad decision? Dinner was quite pleasant, because Bruce and Steve con not stop form giving her compliments about how good she looks. It was quite addictive, but the best was when Tony came.

"Pep I need coffee" he demanded without looking from some papers. One problem, Pepper was out; she had a business meeting or something like that. It wasn't unusual for Tony to act like that, so they just ignored that. Truth to be told, some of them (Clint, Natasha, Bucky and Bruce) to it just to annoyed billionaire more, others (Darcy, Steve and Pepper) don't want to waste nerves on Tony's remarks. "Where the hell is Pepper? And what you do to Darcy?" he demanded after understanding that his CEO was nowhere to seen. "Dear Mr. Stark I'm right here" she sing sang sweetly. For fifteen minutes he was just looking with blank face. Darcy cannot stop herself from ordering JARVIS to send the video of speechless Tony Stark to Coulson. That was unforgettable moment in Avengers Tower. But when Tony become himself again, he spun around and warn all single man (mostly all of them who were in room) with words: "Keep your hands away or Pepper gonna kill me" and go upstairs.

"Well, that was…." Steve stopped looking for right word.

"The day when your opinion about Tony was changed?" Bucky almost never speak, only when he felt like he need to.

Pepper brought with her a few bottles of Russian vodka, so Natasha, her and Darcy ended in her room. Somehow, Darcy forgets that she had one hangover, and had a bad mood. Or maybe it was just an alcohol? Well, nevertheless, they make her drunk again. What was interesting, she still remembered what happened a night before. The problem was that now Pepper knows how pathetic she was. Really, a way to keep it classy Lewis, she replayed what she said yesterday. But what happened the next day was….. Well, something she never suspected.