Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. Just my irrelevant tweets :-)
It was Saturday mid afternoon. A lazy one, that's for sure.
Ash Ketchum sat alone on his couch, wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and boxers. What? It's hot out and he's home alone, which was rare for him. His mother, Delia, was out and his friends were all busy doing their own things. He would usually be hanging out with his best friend/girlfriend, but she was sadly at work and he was stuck bored at home. He let out a huge sigh, flipping aimlessly through the channels, and finding nothing remotely interesting on TV.
He let out a groan as sweat dripped down onto his forehead. He wiped it off with the back of his hand, before wiping it grossly on his shirt like it was nothing serious. He pushed the red button on the remote, finally deciding to binge watch something he'd most likely already seen.
While Netflix was loading, he got up from the couch and made his way into the kitchen to get something cold to drink. He frowned when he saw nothing satisfying in the fridge, and settled for a slightly frozen water bottle.
After opening up the bottle and gulping down a couple of sips, he let out a sigh of relief from the cold liquid going down his throat, immediately cooling him down. He walked back over to the couch, plopping down on it, still clutching his iced water. He clicked the play button to anything that was on his 'continue watching' list.
Bing.
Breaking his trance from the episode of 'Supernatural' he looked down at his phone, immediately grinning, seeing that the text was from his girlfriend.
Misty. 1:23.
What are you up to? I just got on my lunch break!
Ash. 1:23.
How's work? And nothing much. I'm Netflix and chillin' :-)))))))
Misty. 1:25.
WHAT.
Ash. 1:26
….What?
Misty. 1:26.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU NETFLIX AND CHILLING WITH, KETCHUM!?
Misty. 1:26.
I'LL KILL YOU.
Misty. 1:27
ANSWER ME ASH KETCHUM!
Ash stared down at his phone, his eyebrows furrowed from confusion. What did Misty mean 'Netflix and Chilling with someone?' His eyes widened, finally understanding what she meant after a couple of minutes. He wasn't stupid…just a bit dense at times. Well, most of the time. Right as he was texting back, his phone started ringing loudly.
'I wanna be the very best.
Like no one ever was…'
"Mist! It's not what you think!" Ash answered in a panic.
"Oh yeah?! Then why did you say you're 'netflix and chilling' huh?!" she screamed loudly at her boyfriend.
"Because…. I'm watching Netflix…. drinking iced water…. Not the icky meaning." Ash said, defensively.
"….Icky?"
"Uh...yeah icky…" he replied again, hesitantly.
"ARCEUS ASH YOU'RE SO IMMATURE. YOU THINK IT'S ICKY?! YOU WEREN'T SAYING THAT YESTERDAY WHEN WE—"
Ash's cheeks turned red at the memory.
"MISTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Netflix and chilling by myself. No, not the icky meaning like I'm really chilling. I'm drinking iced water :-)
