Chapter 2
I was going out to buy some milk we were running low and I was getting pizza hut anyway so I decided why not but with the pizza box in hand and the milk in the other a blue materialized and the an from years ago the Doctor stepped out and said "see I wasn't gone long just a quick orbit around the earth Ethan right?" So I nodded and walked inside as he followed me "Hey hey don't ignore me I was just gone like 2 hours unless.." I turned around and said "that was 3 years ago" as he looked at me in disbelief he uttered "3 years since cream chocolate milkshake" I nodded and walk inside and he proposed and offer to me
"My blue box is a time machine it can go anywhere we want.. if your up for it?" I looked at him "Can I be back in time for tomorrow?" he shakes his head
"Ethan you can b back in time for 5 minutes ..no seconds from when we leave how about it"
"Sure"
"OK put down those groceries and hop into the box"
"Wont it be a bit cramped?" as he looked at me with a smirk I decided eh what the heck so he walked in the box and I walk in and it's..it's..
"It's smaller on the outside!" as I yell in disbelief the Doctor starts laughing
"What's so funny?"
"I thought I've heard every comment about this ship but that is a first" as he continued laughing I being the goof ball I am, flick a lever by mistake I jump back and then the Doctor stops laughing and runs towards the cone soul or something he was laughing I didn't hear but we were spinning out of control and we landed he looked at me like i created a parallel universe and then he stared at me and uttered "you just created a parallel universe.
I was shocked what? how? so I gasp and say "How do you know it was me? he looks at me and says because there's a religion based on you.
I mentally cross of 'Have my own religion' off my bucket list and I say "Wait what if this universe created our universe so I could create this one and etc.
he stares at me "You sir are brilliant"
so I announce "I am going to explore this universe"
"OK just don't wander..." I'm already outside looking at the magnificent view so I decide "Hey lets become worshipped" so sticking to the plan I go to the church of Ethan and bellow " I AM ETHAN BOW BEFORE ME next thing I know nearly everyone is bowing before me but an Ethiest(Aha Pun) Slaps me and says Ethan was never real so I slap him and walk out and a tank is pointed at me then all hell brakes lose and then the bring out a reality bomb I rush back to the box and shout "LETS GO GO GO"
the Doctor looks at me confused I look at him and say "I started nuclear warfare by revealing myself as there supreme ruler and ethiests pulled out a reality bomb and yeah"
he says "huh OK the tardis is just leaving" but I hear a noise that I can faintly hear and I say to the Doctor "What does the word exterminate mean to you," he looks at me and said "you heard it to?" I nod and he randomly pulls out a brass stick thingy with a blue light on the end the DOctor looks at it and says "Ooh you beauty"
and then a robot not with legs but more like a droid with a whisk and a plunger strapped to it he made a funny noise using the blue tipped stick thing and then droid is blinded and i kick it down a hole in the floor and then then I hear the droids voice "you will get trapped by FLOOR"
the doctor looks at me and says "That was a Dalek," he pulls out the brass stick thingy "This is a sonic screwdriver, you created a parallel universe which you blew up which was the big bang which created our universe, and you kicked a Dalek and killed it"
"Hell of a day I've been having