Part 2

I am back.

I know, you know.

I know.

I was rather shocked by your performance, servant mine. Are you seriously that narssicic?

I do not have much imagination. I was distracted by the... urg. You know.

I know. Now that that is over, tell mo who is prettier : me or Bellatrix?

Pretty, my lord.

Oh, yessssss.

Pretty. Look at me.

I do.

Do what?

Want to marry you.

My...

Shush. I know you. I see how you watch me. You find me pretty!

Um. Ahem. Will I die if I say no?

Of course not. I love you, my dear. I have new found feelings!

Don't be modest.

You are my favourite.

I think I shall...

Snape!

My lord!

Stay.

Ack ack ack.

Bucket, please, Bellatrix. My beloved has... spewed. I WONDER why? Do you know why?

I like my life. So no.

I should go to Gringotts'. Look at me and swear on your life you will not move from here. Stay with my beloved.

Yhhhes, myh lordhhh. Actually... I won't! Love me!

No.

Yes!

NO.

YES!

Will you shut up? I hate you. I am me and that has not changed. Giv him to me. I will take him home. Marriage!

END OF PART 2