Author's Notes: Here's the second installment! Also I'm working on getting my personal archive back up and running.
No Man's Land?
by Mamoru's Playmate
Chapter One
Hmm ... … … let's see Tony doesn't wear these anymore, he claims these are too tight around his butt, these are too loose around his waist, too many holes in these. I swear he has so many clothes that he doesn't know what to do with half of them anymore. I think I'll just take this whole box back to Jane's lab with me. "JARVIS have housekeeping prepare a room for our new friend."
"Right away Miss Potts."
Pepper picked up the box of unwanted clothes and other items from Tony and walked out the room with them.
"Pepper, where are you going with a box of my clothes?"
"If my memory serves me right, Tony, these are your clothes that you don't want anymore. And besides our new friend can make use of them until I can make time in your busy schedule to take him shopping."
"Why can't you just take him shopping in what he has on now?"
"Because, Tony, he's bearing everything his mother gave him in the Astrophysics Lab right now. Apparently he has no clothes on under his armor and if I wasn't mentally dating you right now I'd be jumping his bones. The old saying is wrong, good things do come in big packages!"
"Pepper, you're not mentally dating me you are dating me!"
"Is that why after you went out partying on the town again last night that I had to take out the trash again this morning? I waited up half the night for you in my room and you never came, Tony! Now if you excuse me Jane is waiting for me," said Pepper as she continued with the box of clothing.
"Wait, Pepper, some of my favorite things are in there," Tony called after her.
"Well, know they now belong to Thor!"
"So, before my idiot for an assistant came in here you were telling me about where you're from …"
"Yes, I come from the realm of Asgard. It's one of The Nine Realms, just like Midgard is."
"Is it a place that I can see at night with my telescope?"
"Nay, Midgard is shielded from the other realms. 'Twas mine father's doing for the good of Midgard. Apparently you Midgardians are just as bad if you weren't shielded all by thine selves."
"Well, since the invention of science and technology Man has messed up the planet. You have the industrial factories that blow never ending stacks of thick black smoke into air, gasoline powered vehicles that blow exhaust into the air, and don't get me started on non-recyclable materials. If Gaea has sent you on a mission to save the Earth you're going to be here for a very long time."
"Lady Jane?"
"Yes, Thor."
"Why are you trying not to look at me? Is there something wrong with me? Am I not a desirable size?"
"It's not you, Thor, and there is nothing wrong with you. If I was into what you're offering I'd be a very lucky woman. I wonder what's taking Pepper so long."
"Are you uncomfortable being alone with me, Lady Jane?"
"It's not you, Thor, I'm uncomfortable being alone with any guy for too long. I wish what happened never did, but you can't change the past. So, I've made all my future choices based on my past."
"May I ask what happened to you, Lady Jane?"
"I don't feel comfortable talking about it."
"Somebody must have hurt you really bad, Lady Jane. I promise you when I find the person who hurt you they will not like the outcome."
"Thank you, Thor, your type of kindness is a very rare existence among men these days."
"Would it be wrong to if I asked you if it would be okay if I could give you a hug, Lady Jane?"
"No, but I don't feel comfortable with it, Thor." Thor had an almost sad puppy dog look on his face. "I'm sorry."
Just then Pepper walked with big box of clothes. "I'm back, Jane."
"Just in time!"
"I found a box of clothes hiding in Tony's closet that he has no intentions of wearing any time this century. Hopefully our new friend can make good use of them," Pepper said with a wink. "And I thought while I was gone, Jane, it would have given you enough time to take care of Thor's problem!"
"PEPPER! You know I don't swing that way!"
"I didn't say you had to fuck the guy, you could give him a hand job or preform fellatio."
"Why do I have to take care of his problem?"
"Because he seems to like you a lot, Jane. I saw how he looked at you when we entered the lab. So, I'd say it's your problem to take care of!"
"But still you know I don't swing that way. And Darcy came back from her break, then left again saying that Tony sent her to run an errand."
"Tony did no such thing because he was fighting with me about this box of clothes that he never wears anymore."
"WHAT? I will deal with Darcy later."
"Let's see if any of these clothes will fit for now then deal with everything else later."
"Agreed."
"I got the rest of the day off," said Darcy.
"What did you tell her?"
"That Tony sent me on a errand, but all I have to say is that it took me a lot longer then expected. Jane will believe me. She's too caught up in the new readings that recently came in from her computers to notice that I'm not telling her the truth."
"I see."
"She's been kind of an absentee lover lately. Claims that all she has time for is a quicky and then falls asleep for a few hours then goes back to work."
"So, you have been feeling neglected sexually?"
"Yes, especially when Jane gets all wrapped up in her work. She forgets about everything else. I have to remind her to eat at times."
"Well, I can make you just as happy. Is there anything that Jane doesn't like that you do?"
"Penetration! She doesn't like it done to her but she will to me. Jane won't tell me why but she refuses to let me play with her using the strap on or even a double sided dildo."
"Has she ever told you why?"
"No, and it pisses me off. I get that she would be considered butch but neither one of use fancies dresses, skirts or any sexy type feminine clothes. We're both kind of whatever when it comes to fashion."
"So, what do you plan to gain with our relationship?"
"A release of all this pent up unresolved sexual tension within my body."
"You know that one day your going to have to decide whether or not your sexual relationship with Jane is worth keeping."
"I know, but right now I need more than she can give me." And Darcy starts to remove her clothes. "Lauren, make love to me now!"
"Well, at least we know the pants will fit except each pair has the same problem … … in order for the fly to close he needs to be flaccid."
"Pepper, if I do this you owe me big time! This is a one time thing only." Jane looked sternly at Thor as she said it. "Got it, Big Boy!"
"Aye, Lady Jane."
"Pepper, don't let anyone into the lab and I'll let you know when I'm done."
"Yes, Jane," said Pepper as she left Jane's Lab.
"I don't know what you're used to back home, but when I'm with my girlfriend she plays the female role. This will be a first for me. I don't really care much for the female role."
"I can be gentle with you, Lady Jane, if you would like?"
"Thank you, Thor," said Jane as she closed the distance between them.
This is when Jane realized how much taller he was than her. Even on her tip toes her eyes barely reached his chin. Thor slightly bent his head down towards Jane to connect with her lips. He kissed her with the most passionate kiss he could give her. The kiss ignited fireworks to go off within Jane leaving her to want more.
She unbuttoned the lab coat to reveal his really ripped set of abs. He fumbled with the buttons on her blouse. Jane put her hands on his and removed them from her blouse and began to unbutton it herself. From there she also unclasped the bra from the front to reveal two perfect sized breasts.
Thor immediately claimed one of her nipples and began to suck on it lightly. She then unbuttoned and pulled down her jeans with her panties. He then picked Jane up and placed her on one of the lab tables not caring if it had papers on it. Thor left a trail of kisses starting from her breasts down to her fuzzy lump-kin. Like some men, Jane kept her lawn trimmed and mowed.
He first used his tongue and began licking her clitoris. It drove Jane completely nuts. Then when Jane was good and wet he slowly and cautiously slipped himself inside her.
To Be Continued … … …