I had no inspirations for this. None. I was going to hold it off for a year or more. Then...Oh wait, what's this. -looks on computer-. O-o Oh my goodness, it's Bulgaria's 2016 Eurovision entry. BOOM! Inspiration. It's so gorgeous and so perfect for what I'm planning here. Go look it up.

Well here's Dimitri for the chappy.

I'm not a weirdo, I swear I'm perfectly normal, but for once in the seventeen years of my life, I started to loathe summer break. Yes, I know, kill me. I'm turning against all of teenaged-manity, but you guys don't have the entire story. Unlike you people who actually have profitable interests in life, I had nothing to do, no one was home...Also, I have no friends. That probably doesn't help.

So there I was, only several weeks into summer break, sitting on my ass while scrolling through Youtube. Nobody was home, my mom teaching classes and my brother at summer camp, and I couldn't just walk across to the neighbors and ask to water their plants. I wasn't that bored.

But maybe human interaction was for the best. I'd wake up every morning, maybe closer to afternoon than morning, and bath my senses in...Nothing. Not my mom clopping around in her ridiculous high heels, not the smell of fresh coffee wafting from the kitchen, not even the sound of my annoying-ass, little brother Andrei shouting at me to wake up and play video games with him. It might have been nice to any other person with siblings, but for the awkward extrovert with no social life the silence was deafening.

The cons of going out still outweigh the pros. The majority of the people in walking distance were either days away from the grave or ten-year-olds with no life other than bullying Andrei and torturing animals. And then there's Mrs. Karpusi, who's possibly the most intimidating fifty-year-old woman in existence. She lives about five seconds away. I can literally walk ten steps from my house and peer into her window. I don't do that, I swear. I'm not that weird. She's the weirdo. Plus she'd kill me if she caught me stalking here.

Unfortunately for me, she's best friends with my mother and comes over every night we're not busy, FML(You might have thought I'd be used to her by now...Well no.) \

The woman has a son my age but we aren't exactly friends. Sure, I played an occasional video game with him, but that only happened when my mom needs someone to "babysit" me, when I'm stuck there against my will. Mrs. Karpusi was persistent enough about the whole thing, not realizing that was only making things worse. Besides, Herakles had plenty of friends already, probably more than I could ever make in a lifetime. He didn't need me fangirling at his doorstep too.

Yep, I was a lonely guy and it honestly didn't matter that I was the one too lazy to get off my ass and initiate the friendship.

Then somthing super out of character for me happened. If I remember correctly, August 9th, 2013, the coolest day we had experienced in months. My mom had left already to teach her summer chemistry classes and Andrei was at sleep-away camp. I was left with my bored mind and an even more boring book on Dimitri Mendeleev. I tried reading it. I really did, but the sun streaming through the window was just...So nice. And warm. Not annoying hot like it usually was.

Studying could wait. Plus I never got enough exercise anyways. Mom wouldn't mind if I took a short fifteen to thirty minute walk. She always complained about my lack of getting up to do things.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You guys came here for a story that you could fangirl over. Right. Let me get to that. Warning and disclaimer: I am not Prince Charming. In fact, I'm about as cringe-worthy as someone awkwardly asking out their childhood crush to the eighth-grade dance. Yeah, that's pretty cringe-worthy, even for me. I don't have the ability to sugarcoat stories to make them sappy and cute. GET READY FOR DARK AND GRITTY PEOPLE. Keep this in mind if you dare to proceed.

(Aaaannndddd Nikola just hit me.)

This is short, I know, but I need this out so I'll want to finish it XD See you guys soon :3

Also, if you guys read all of my shit, I like talking about the Karpusi's a lot XD