Okay, you have to admit, you're pretty embarrassed about last night. You tried to play it off by giving the short troll 50 bucks, you gave him your business card in hopes he would contact you. You kind of really wanted him to text you because you are lonely and damn, Mr. Shouty was cute. After thinking about the smaller boy for a while you realize you are laying on the ground in the living room of your older brother. Jade, John, and Rose slept over after leaving the toy store and grabbing some pancakes and Ihop. You quietly get up from the piles of blankets and pillows you dragged out from every room and closet in the apartment last night and look at your three teenage nerd friends.

First was your sister Rose, the mysterious blonde girl who liked books, big words, and cats. She lives with your your mom in a big ass house when shes not away at college. She is a Lit major and likes to rub in your face how many big words she knows and how many you don't. Only, shes very passive-aggressive about it which makes it more frustrating. She has a hot-ass alien girlfriend which you were always kind of jealous of. Not the girlfriend part, but the alien part. You're kind of really into trolls, not that you would ever admit that to anyone. You just think their horns are really cute and Rose told you once they were sensitive. Like head nipples.

Next to Rose was the furry fucker, Jade. She is an actual dog. Well not an actual dog but a major furry. She had lots of black hair, like so much hair. You don't really understand how she brushes that shit. You love her company because even though she is a dork who sometimes barks, she has a good sense of humor. She wears dorky glasses to match her personality, but also because she is blind as shit. She is interested in space a whole lot, along with gardening. She has a beast of a dog named Bec, and is studying to become a vet. She used to live on some weird island with her Grandfather, but after he died, she moved in with her cousin.

That brings you to John, who is Jade's cousin and also the dorkiest of them all. He looked a lot Jade, same fluffy black hair, different glasses, just as dorky and just as blind. He was your best bro, your main pal. He likes playing pranks on people, which you assume he got that interest from his grandmother. He also has a terrible taste in movies. Like Nic Cage level bad. God damn that boy has a horrible taste in movies. You may or may not have had a crush on him for your entire highschool experience. It's okay, you moved on. You accepted the fact that he was straight long ago, you couldn't do anything about it. You decide to climb on top of the doof until he wakes up. You sit on top of John, crushing him beneath you. John stirred in his sleep, feeling the weight on top of him. You grab a pillow and hold it over your head. John muttered something and groaned, his eyes fluttering open. Your eyes and his made direct contact and you see the confusion mixed with fear for a split second.

"Dave, what the f- OOF" His sentence was cut short by you slamming a pillow right in his face. Owned.

"DAVE!" John screeched. He grabbed a pillow from beside him and hits you with it, knocking you off of him. John threw the pillow, aiming at you but hitting Jade instead. She sat up quickly and looked at you and John. Jade growled, picking up a pillow. She jumped to her feet and hurled the pillow right at Johns face.

"Haha oh shit." You and Jade laughed when John sat up with an angry look on his face, even thought it was kind of adorable. Soon, John started giggling along with you and Jade, but the two's laughter trailed off as they stared at something behind you.

"What are you guys looking a-" You say as you turn to see what the big deal was. Oh dick no. Above you was the one and only, Rose Lalonde, holding a fancy pillow she had crafted for you for Christmas years prior.

"Rose, sis, please no, I'm your brother. You wouldn't hurt your dear old bro would you?" you begged. but alas, you watched as she lifted the pillow and smacked you right in the face. You lay on the ground and think about what a tragic life you led while your friends assault each other with pillows. Did you just start a pillow fight between the childest people in the universe?

You lift yourself from the ground and head towards the kitchen. "Y'all want pancakes?" You say from over your shoulder. You hear 3 yes's behind you and you grab the pancake mix from the cabinet and begin to make some sweet ass pancakes. You hear your pesterchum notification from you phone and put down the bowl of batter and pick up your phone. Who could be pestering you? Your friends were already at your house, and Terezi doesn't ever get up until at least 2 P.M. Huh, it was a Trollian tag, carcinoGeneticist. It must be that cute shouty troll from last night.

CG: HEY SHITHEAD WHAT'S UP

CG: ALSO THANKS A BUNCH FOR HITTING ME IN THE EYE

CG: THAT WAS SARCASM

CG: DON'T DO IT AGAIN

You couldn't help but smile at this idiot.