Here's chapter 2, enjoy!
Chapter 2
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
'Ok,' said George in a very business-man-like voice, 'We have to wizardize this. I mean, we can't get a car to Hogwarts…Or use a hairdryer…Or point it at passing cars…,' George trailed off as he thought through the complications.
'Or could we bring a car to Hogwarts?,' said Fred as he stroked his chin. George looked thoughtfully at his twin.
'Maybe…We can just use a breeze charm and point it at passing students,' he suggested. Fred nodded.
'Yes, yes we'll do that. But what about the car? How will we get one?'
'Wait! I've got a brilliant idea Fred!' George exclaimed excitedly.
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Fred and George stood in the middle of the Great Hall, both wearing dark sunglasses, and both astride stationary broomsticks. Each held their wand firmly in their right hands and were shooting breeze charms at anyone who passed them.
'Hey! Look at this one, George! She can't weigh much!'
Fred directed his wand at the tiny first year who wore an expression of terror at being mentioned by the two lunatics. She attempted to scamper away but Fred had already casted the spell. It had no affected on her whatsoever.
'Aww, I was so sure she would slow down!' whined Fred. George heaved a sigh.
'You know, Fred, I'm starting to think that this might not work,' he said seriously.
'No! It will work! Don't lose faith!' cried Fred as he shot more breeze charms at the students giving them strange looks. Ron, Harry and Hermione just happened to be approaching the twins at that point and Ron shook his head.
'I always knew it would happen eventually,' he sighed.
'Knew what would happen?' asked Harry, as he laughed at the twins who had started chasing a particularly light-looking Slytherin boy.
'That they would go mad.'
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