"Hihi!" I yelled. "Welcome back to Tokyo mew mew truth or dare! In this round, I've decided to let the contestants out of there chairs!"
"REALLY?!" Ichigo asked.
"Well, Maybe not Ichi…."
"WHAT?! NYYYYAAA!!"
" 'Nya' is now my thing. Now, Pudding, read the first review."
"Okay, Onee-Chan, Na No Da." Pudding said. " It's from usagiki1234. It says:
DARES!
Taruto: U LIKE PURIN! IDMITT IT TO THE WORLD!
XD im not eben supposed to be on
LATER FREAKS
P.s. ICHIGO A.K.A PINKY-JUMP IN A LAKE!"
"Okay, Taruto, admit your affection for Pudding." I said.
"WHAT?! NO WAY! I DON'T LIKE HER!"
"WE ALREADY KNOW THE TRUTH! THERE IS NO POINT IN DENYING IT!"
"I LIKE HER! THERE!"
"Thank you. Now, Ichi, jump in a lake."
I don't wanna jump in a lake!!" Ichigo whined.
"So? I don't wanna be in therapy, but I am, so DEAL!"
"O-okay…" Ichigo went and jumped in a random lake.
"NEXT REvIEW!! Mint, you read."
"Okay. It's from Faith-Hope-Love-Joy:
Name:
Faith-Hope-Love-Joy
Fave Character: Lettuce (STOP TORTURING
HER!)
Dare: I dare Zakuro to kiss Pai because I KNOW that they
like each other!"
"Yay! A Zaku-Pai fan! Okay Zakuro, kiss pai!"
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"DO IT OR ELSE!"
"Okay…" Zakuro kissed Pai lightly on the lips. They both turned a light shade of red.
"See, that wasn't so hard!" I stated happily. "Now for the next review! Lettuce, read the next one!"
"Um, it's from SukiraOfTheLight:
AWESOME!
Kish:
U r now my boyfriend. Oh and meet Cerberus. (shows GIANT 3 headed
dog)
he does whatever I tell him to and hates it when Im mad or
sad.
Ichigo: DIE! (stabs her) Darn Pinkie.
Tart: kiss Pudding.
OR ELSE (Cerberus growls)
Deep Blue: I AM MORE EVIL THAN U! U
wanna know why? I AM QUEEN OF THE
UNDERWORLD AND UR NOT!
MP:
(puts shock collar on Ichigo and hands u the remote) Have fun!
Mika-chan."
"Okay!" Said Kish cheerfully.
"Oh, I know Cereberus! He's in books! He's AWESOME!" I said.
"Urkk, blegh, gaaarrrkkk……" Ichigo died of being stabbed. YAY!
Unfortunately, I had to bring her back to life so she could answer reviews.
"Tart, kiss Imoto-Chan! OR ELSE!"
"Kay……" Tart kissed Pudding and their faces turned redder than ichigo's hair.
"Your more evil than me? Doubt it." Deep blue replied.
"Nah, I betcha she is. Heck, I'M more evil than you. You're a pansy."
"…………"
"AW SWEET! I GET A SHOCK COLLAR FOR ICHI?! AW MAN, YOU ROCK!"
"Why me.." Ichigo whimpered.
I began shocking Ichigo for no reason whatsoever.
"ACK! ARGH! AHHHH!!"
"Yay, I'm happy! Zakuro, read next one please!"
"Okay. It's from Spirtcharm:
Hi everyone! Hi Mint and Ryou I'm worst nightmare! MWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ryou: Run around Tokyo dressed in a cheetah printed dress. High
heels, fish
net stockings, red lip stick, pink eye shadow, and
pearl earrings.
Mint: Run around Tokyo screaming "I'm an idiot and I'm in love with a hobo!"
Lettuce: You one of my most favorite characters ( Hugs Lettuce.)
Mint: Give Pudding and Tart all your money.
Pudding and Tart: Take Mint's money and go buy all the candy in a candy shop.
Ryou: Make out with a gorilla. A male gorilla us and tell us how it was.
Mint: Make out with a hobo's foot and tell us how it was.
Okay I'm done. Bye bye."
"This'll be fun!" I cheered. "Ryou, here's your dress, fishnets, eye shadow, lipstick, heels, and earrings! You know what to do." Ryou took the items glumly, changed, and then ran around Tokyo for 5o minutes, looking like an idiot.
"Mint, do the dare."
"But-"
"NO BUTS!"
Mint ran around Tokyo screaming, "I'm an idiot and I'm in love with a hobo!"
Mint came back with a glare on her face. "I hate you, Spirtcharm………"
Lettuce hugged spirtcharm back. "A-arrigatto…"
Mint sobbed as she gave all her money to pudding and tart. Pudding and tart spent it all on a load of candy.
"Can I have some?" I asked.
"Sure, Onee-chan, Na no da!"
"Yay!" I happily ate the candy.
You made out with a male gorilla. He kept muttering, "Horrible.."
Mint then made out with a hobo's foot. "It was repulsive and disgusting!" She shrieked.
"Now let's get on with are final review! Kish onii-chan, read!"
"Okay, imoto-chan. It's from MewToffee. It says:
YAY! Another of these thingys i love!
MewPurin: OMFG!! U FORGOT
ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN TOKYO MEW MEW!
NODA-KUN! or as
you all know him, THE IGUANA KID!
Noda: NODA-KUN! -Glomps-
Kish:
Date SukiraOfTheLight (Mika). She is my wonderful Onee-chan, AND IF
YOU
DONT, IT WILL BEE OFF WITH YOUR HEEWAAD!
Ichigo: Go... gut
yourself, jump off a cliff, make out with Masaya AND THEN
KILL
HIM!
Ryou: RYOU-KUN! -Glomps him-
Pai: PURPLE! Whats your
opinion on ZakuroXPai? What do you lie better.
ZakuroxPai or
PaixLettuce?
Pudding: HI PUDDING-CHAN! WILL YOU BE MY BEST FREIND!
-Hugs-
Lettuce: -evil glare- Go... Umm...er... I got nothing...
try and anger
Cerberus.
Well... BYE BYE!
Toffee
"WHO'S NODA?! WHERE IS HE?!" I shrieked.
"I'm already dating Mika-Chan." Kish stated.
"WHAT?! NO WAY!" Ichigo protested.
"Yes way." I shocked her with the shock collar, and then she gut herself, jumped off a cliff, made out with masaya, and then killed him with a knife.
"Can't…. breath…" Ryou panted.
"Personally, Lettuce is a tad to young for me. Howeer, she did help me realize that not all humans are terrible."
"But one-chan is my best friend…. I know! I'll have two best friends, na no da!"
"Um, hi Cerberus.." Cerberus attacked lettuce, ripping her to shreds.
"Well, that's all we got fer now! JA NE!" I Screeched.