Me: hey hey hey!! Peeps! I am aware that some people call Schrödinger a cat-bay, but I am going to call him a dog- boy because he is a werewolf.

Walter: Mistress Ziggy, would you like me to do the disclaimer?

Me: no it's okay, I'll make Master do it

Alucard: And what makes you think you can force me to do anything Pyro Girl?

Me: I could always change it to Schrödingerxoc and AlucardxAnderson.

Integra: Oh good gosh! Horrible, horrible images.

Anderson: An' what exactly makes ye think ae would do anyting like that?

Me: The fact that I've planted explosive devices some where inside each and every one of you, activated by my distressed brain waves.

Alucard: I'm just going to do the disclaimer. Pyro Girl owns nothing but the plot and made up characters that don't appear in any form of entertainment.

Me: Now on with the craziness!!

Experiment #456327

"You may stay in one of our rooms while I think over my decision", the woman who had been identified as Integra ordered in a way.

"Yes, thank you so much", this was the only way I could express my gratitude- by being a suck up.

I left the room and Walter was there waiting for me.

"Follow me Miss."

He began to walk down all the hall ways yet again, except this time, the hall ways turned dark and seemed to have something hidden there.

"This is the only room open currently, I am sorry", He said, opening the door and bowing.

"Oh, no! It's perfect! No need to be sorry. I'm the one intruding", I say sheepishly.

He nods and leaves me in the almost bare room. I look around and sit on the almost hospital like bed. I shove my hands into my pocket and feel something hit my hand. I grabbed it and opened it and read it. It read:

Can you hear it?

Can you hear it?

The beating of my heart.

Can you hear it?

The crying of my soul.

Can you hear it?

The rhythm of the night.

Can you hear it?

The screeching of the light.

Can you hear it?

Can you hear it?

The life of the dead.

Oh, can you hear it!?

Tears sprung forth from my eyes as I held the paper to my chest like a child would a teddy bear. This was the poem I had written before The Shop came. The day that my mother died, I created this poem; and how true it was.

I set the poem down on my bed and left, I couldn't think about such things right now. First, I needed to find a way to hide from Millennium and The Shop. Then I needed to find a way to rid myself of these powers so that if I had children one day, they wouldn't obtain them.

A lot to do for a sixteen year old. I wondered around the dark hall ways until I passed a large door with ancient writing on it. A power pulsed and waited behind this door. I looked around then opened it. It led to an immense set of stairs which led into a large room that was like the throne room in a castle. At the end of the elongated room, a man sat upon a chair with a wine glass filled with the darkest, thickest red wine I'd ever seen.

"Hello?" I called out.

"You're new aren't you?" The man asked in a clear suave voice.

"Um, not really. Some weird German kid with dog ears was chasing me and I came here", I explain.

"Interesting. Has Integra told you, you could come here?"

"Well… no, but they put me in an almost empty room with nothing to do but leave and explore."

The man let out a small chuckle that changed to a loud shout until he settled down.

"Is it not a beautiful night?"

"Um, well… it was." I was shifty in my answer. Something about him overwhelmed me.

He smirked evilly and held out his glass.

"Would you like some?"

"Sure!" I perked up considerably and stepped forward, grabbing the glass. I put the edge to my lips and poured the drink down my throat. It tasted wonderful but familiar at the same time.

As soon as I had begun to swallow, he had begun to laugh insanely. He continued laughing even after I finished the drink. I went to wipe the little bit off that had gotten on the corner of my mouth, but his large gloved hand stopped me.

"Let me", He said with mirth dancing in his eyes and voice.

"Okay", I replied nervously as I noticed him leaning in closer.

He stuck out his tongue and was about to lick up the red liquid, an angered voice stopped him.

"What in gods name are you doing!?"

I turned around, my wrist still in his large hand; it was the butler. He was holding a tray with a large bucket of ice and a blood pack in the center, another wine glass off to the side.

His eyes widened in shock then narrowed in anger.

"Alucard, you've over stepped your boundaries!" The butler rushed forward and shoved the tray onto the small table next to the large chair and ripped me from his grip. "We need to speak with Integra."

That was the last thing the butler growled before Alucard disappeared from his chair. Walter sighed and pulled me along to Integra's room again. Where both she, and Alucard were waiting. Integra looked up when we entered and looked at the liquid that I had yet to wipe off.

"What is the meaning of this!?" She shouted standing up and knocking some papers to the floor.

"Um, well… I was bored and the only thing I had to look at brought back bad memories. So, I went exploring and found Alucard and he offered me his drink and I complied", I explain nervously while Walter got ready to leave the room.

"WHAT!!" She roared, whirling to face Alucard. "Is this true!?"

"Yes it is, Master", Alucard replied smugly.

Integra sighed, clearly annoyed; I shuffled uncomfortably.

"Do you know… what the liquid was?" She asked slowly, irritation in her voice as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Um, no…was it bad?" I was shifting from foot to foot, wanting to leave badly.

Alucard began chuckling while Integra sighed and shot a glare at him.

"It was blood. Alucard, is a vampire", she explains, grabbing a cigar and lighting it.

My head tilted to the side and a look of confusion was on my face. "It was? It tasted yummy though."

Integra began coughing and Alucard just laughed insanely. I stood there feeling like the odd one out.

"Oh Integra, vhere did you find my vife to be", the German kids voice asked as he steped out of the shadows.

I whirled around, my anger kicking in. "Who in the right mind, would want to marry your fucking pansy ass!!" After my outburst I covered my mouth with my hands. "Oopps."

"What is your business here?" Integra asks in a deadly calm voice.

"The get my vife to be und give you a message", the boy replies, putting out a small T.V. thing and pressing a button.

"Who said-", I began but was cut off by the man on the screen.

"I did my dear. I bought you form The Shop. You are mine now und I can do vhatever I vish with you."

"Fuck that...", I mumbled under my breath causing both the German boy and Alucard to laugh. "Go die doggy!"

After shouting this, I used my ability over fire to 'kill' the boy. Once I made sure he was a pile of ashes, I turned around to face an amused Alucard and a shocked Integra.

"What? He had it coming", I complain.

Alucard chuckled than said, "You would make a great Nosferatu"; an evil smirk gracing his lips.

"NO! She will be kept human unless she is dying", she directed at Alucard; she then looked to me and said, "You will be staying in Hellsing and will be practicing with our soldiers."

I nodded then said, "Um, one question. What's Hellsing?"

"Hellsing is an Organization that hunts vampires and other non- human things."

"Ohhh… Thanks! I promise I'll do the best I can!" I exclaimed happily, tilting my head and smiling.

"Now leave, I have something I wish to discuss with Alucard", she said, her voice dropping to a dangerous sounding octave.

I nodded and hummed at the same time, whirling happily to the door and skipping out and away. As I was walking around the seemingly endless halls, I heard some guns going off and raced towards them excitedly. What? I liked guns… and explosions… and blood.

Anyway, I quickly reached a door and peered inside the little window to see a shooting range that was placed outside of the building. My eyes widened in happiness as I opened the door and ran out to a man with light brown hair in a braid and hugged him tight.

"Wha- who are you?" He asked in a French accent.

"I'm Skylar and you happen to be one of my idols!" I exclaim happily.

"Really? Well that's great! Come, shoot with us", he offered and wrapped an arm around my shoulders, bringing me to his band of Wild Geese. "Men this iz Skylar, she iz one of our fans, she will be shooting with us!"

"Well then, welcome to the bunch!" And other such comments were shouted.

A girl with a giant ass gun walked over to us, holding the gun on one shoulder.

"Hi", I say awkwardly. I was never much of a girl that had friends that were actually the same gender.

"Hello", she said cheerily in a British accent. "I'm Seras Victoria, who are you?"

"I'm Skylar Victoria Nestearia", I reply shifting slightly so that I was behind Pip.

"I hope that Pip isn't bugging you", she replied giving him a glare.

"Oh, no! He couldn't bother me if he tried. He happens to be one of my idols that my dad got me into", I say smiling, then my face contorts into that of sadness.

"Well your dad must be a great man!" Pip exclaimed, patting me on the shoulder then removing his arm.

"Was… my dad was killed earlier tonight….." I stepped away from the group and began to run back to the mansion.

Calls of protest were shouted out after and some footsteps had gone after me until I slammed the door shut. I continued running until I reached my room, I slowed down and stopped out front of the door. I looked at the door, then down the hall. I took off again hoping to get to Alucards room but I was stopped by Walter.

"Sorry Miss, I've been ordered to keep you out of Alucards room", He said, holding my struggling form in his arms.

"No, I need to see him! Let me go!" I cried struggling as hard as I could. I began to feel the room temperature raise slightly. "Stop! Let me go!! RAPE!!"

After yelling that, Walter instantly let me go and looked at me quite shocked. I glared at him before taking back off towards my room. I opened the door and slammed it behind me harshly. I locked it and threw myself onto the bed and began to mourn.

After mourning for an hour or so, a poem Idea hit me and I got up to search the room for paper and a writing utensil. Once finding what I needed I sat down and let the words flow through my hand and onto the paper. When I was finished, I looked down and read my creation.

Can't you see?

Can't you see?

That I'm trying?

Can't you see?

That I'm crying?

Can't you see?

That in my heart,

I'm dying.

Can't you see?

The pain I'm in.

Can't you see?

My end begin.

Can't you see?

That I'm falling.

Can't you see?

Can't you see?

What you aren't doing for me.

Can't you see?

I sniffled a couple times, then folded the paper and hid it under the mattress, doing the same with the other that I had written only days before. I laid down on my side, facing the wall with my back towards the door and cried until I fell into a dreamless sleep.

My eyes fluttered open just as I heard my door being opened. I heard a cart wheeling in and knew it was Walter so I didn't turn around. My room smelt of bacon and eggs when Walter left. I turned to my other side and saw a plate of two over- easy eggs and four strips of bacon. I wasn't really hungry so all I ate was the bacon. When I was done, I took the plate and stood up; opening my door and placing the eggs outside of the door. I closed the door, locked it, and went to lie on my bed again.

It didn't even occur to me that Walter opened my door when it was locked. I just lay there until I felt my eyes getting droopy and sat up. I set my feet on the floor and stood up. I shuffled over to my door and opened it, looking both ways before heading towards the higher levels. I walked to where I assumed the kitchens would be located and was right that they were there. I opened the fridge and grabbed the bag of bread, heading back towards my room. Just before I opened my door, Walter passed by and shook his head when he saw the bag in my hand, and continued on his way.

I opened my door and locked it once again. Going to sit on the bed cross legged I ate the bread facing the door. When one fourth of the bag was done I closed the bag and got under the covers to sleep. Tonight, I was 'fortunate' enough to dream.

-- Dream --

I walked forward into the dark room to be greeted with a pair of arms. I looked at who was hugging me but couldn't see the face, all I could see was the lips. They were smiling and began to move as if saying something. At the end of what ever it was saying, the lips formed the words 'I love you'.

I found my lips going the same before they met in a passion filled kiss. The picture suddenly shattered and I was standing upon a battle field. The bodies were numerous and mutilated horribly. I could feel myself smiling and laughing at the carnage. Yet again, a pair of arms wrapped around me and I could feel the breath of some one talking on my ear but not hear the words. The person began to kiss my cheek, then my neck. They turned me around and slammed their mouth upon mine, gripping my shoulders tightly.

-- Dream End --

I sat up after waking up and turned to the bag of bread on my nightstand. I blamed the dream on thirst and stood up and left the room. I went to the kitchen and grabbed numerous water bottles, and headed back towards my room. I set the bottles down to open my door and pushed all the water in with my feet. After I had done that I entered my room and closed and locked my door yet again.

This pattern continued for a few days; me only leaving my room to get more food and water or to use the restroom. I'm pretty sure people got sick of it and didn't even bother to talk to me anymore. I was still in a state of shock at all that had happened. It didn't hit me until I said those few words.

It's amazing what the human mind does to protect you for as long as it possibly can.

Today was going to be different and I could feel it in my bones. As I was sitting on my bed, I felt a powerful aura heading towards the mansion. It was produced by more than one person but it didn't bother me at all. All I did was sit in my room for a couple hours until Alucard entered my room.

"You are needed in battle", was all he said before leaving through my door.

I stood and unlocked my door, I then proceeded to walk to the higher levels of the house but was stopped by a group of half decaying people and a guy with multiple peircings adorning his face.

"Hey boys, look what we have here!" He sneered. "An unhealthy soldier who probably can't even fend on her own."

"I am perfectly capable of protecting myself, scum", I comment, my voice quiet from it's lack of use.

He paused in his maniacal laughing to look at me.

"And how exactly are you going to protect yourself?" He smirked when I didn't reply and nodded his head towards me.

The decaying men lunged at me with their swords unsheathed and ready for battle. I dodged a couple of them and got ready to use my power, but it wasn't building up. My eyes widened in fear as the men came after me again. I got stabbed through my right shoulder, my right forearm, and my stomach before my powers finally cooperated and activated. After burning them all to a crisp I fell to my knees and cringed, grabbing my shoulder lightly.

"You are dying, you only have two choices", Alucards voice rang as I heard footsteps approaching from in front of me. "Are you virgin?"

I looked up and nodded my head. He smirked and bent down next to me, taking me into his arms.

"Do you wish to walk the night for all eternity?"

Yet again, I nodded weakly. The last thing I saw before my head fell backwards was his smirk as he opened his mouth and put it to my neck.

A/N: I wrote the poems before I wrote this story, they just fit in so well.