iSwitch With Her

Chapter Two

Carly groaned as she searched through her closet, or Sam's closet to be more exact. She knew that this joke that Sam has played on her had went too far. The only thing that was striking Carly was on why Sam was playing a cruel joke on her. This was usually the kind of stuff that she reserved for Freddie. She also didn't know how Spencer was in it as well. Spencer was a prank master, but he was clean of his addiction, and he would never do that to her.

Carly flung multiple articles of clothing around the room. She then decided to wear a purple plaid shirt and a pair of jeans. It was better than all the other stuff that Sam wore. Of course, Sam's wardrobe has gotten a little more girlie, due to the fact that Sam spends most nights with her, so she takes some of her clothes to wear. Yet, Carly wasn't in her home. She was in tomboy central.

She quickly got dressed, taking note at the fact that Sam's clothing actually fitted her. Sometimes, Sam would complain about her clothing being tight. Carly had to admit, Sam was more curvy, so it made sense. It just freaked her out that Sam's clothing fit nicely on Carly's body. As if she picked them out herself.

She looked at the clock. She sighed. She had ten minutes before Spencer and his supposedly "little sister" come and pick her up. She was going to have a huge talk with Sam once she has the chance to. Hopefully, once they reach school grounds, Carly can have the chance to ask Sam why she would play this kind of joke on her.

Carly grabbed Sam's phone and placed it in her jean pocket. She found Sam's checkered backpack underneath a pile of dirty laundry. She slung it over her shoulder, and made her way downstairs.

Sam's face is filled with content, as she was laying on the bed. Spencer came rushing into the room, seeing that Sam was still sleeping. To his surprise. His sister had been known to waking up early. Even earlier than him at times. It was shocking to see his little sister, cuddling her pillow.

"Hmm...I love you too...C-C..."She stopped abruptly and began to snore.

Spencer smirked in amusement, and then went over to Sam's bedside. He shook her body, trying to make her wake up for school. Sam barely moved at Spencer's touch. Sam just continued with her fantasy. Spencer stood in disbelief, before he got an idea and ran to his bedroom. He came back a few minutes ago, with a blow-horn in his hand.

He took the horn far away from him. He covered one of his ears, and then blew the horn loudly. Causing Sam to jump up abruptly, her body moving around the bed quickly.

"CARLY! I'M SORRY! I WON'T TOUCH YOU, ANYMO-"Sam stopped shouting and moving around when she spotted Spencer. Who was grinning crazily.

"Great, you're up."says Spencer,"Now, you have time to get ready for school."

"Huh?"Sam asked confusedly."What's going on here, Spence?"

"You must have forgotten to set your alarm clock, Samantha."

Sam's eyes widened at the use of her full name. She got up on the bed, gritting through her teeth."What did you just call me?"

Spencer replied nervously,"I called you by your name."Then he adds,"You better hurry up and get dressed. You need to eat breakfast, and we need to pick up Carly for school."

"What?"Sam was shocked at the last part being said. She looked around the room."Carly...? Where is she?"

"Home, of course."Spencer sighed."Of course, it would be more likely if she was here. Since she spends a lot of time at night with you. Sometimes I wonder..."His eyes went to Sam."Nevermind. Just get ready. You have ten minutes, until you have to go downstairs. Carly might think we're ditching her, but I doubt she cares. She probably already fell asleep after our phone call together."

"Phone call?"Sam rubbed her face. It was too early for her to be up. Spencer knew this. So, why did he wake her?"What...phone call?"

"She called me, asking to pick her up from our place. Her words were 'Come pick me up from Sam's place.' She is one strange girl."

"I don't think you should be calling your sister strange. Seeing as you are not the definition of normal yourself."

"I...didn't call you strange."Spencer stated,"I said Carly was strange."

"Yeah, Carly. Your sister."

"What is with you two? Is this some kind of joke? First, Carly says she's my sister, and now you. Samantha-"

"SAM! Spencer, my name is Sam! You should know that. Since when we first met, I threatened to cut off your...private area with kitchen shears."

Spencer's eyes widened at Sam's words, and lightly laughed,"Are you feeling alright?"He asks,"You seem...sick?"

"No! I'm not sick! If anyone's sick, it's you. You're acting overly-dumber today." Sam snapped back.

"Well, I did kind of-"He pauses and looks down in embarrassment at what he is about to confess,"-drink Rock Energy, and you were right. It did fry my brain. I am sorry, Samantha."

Sam was furious,"Spencer Shay! Is this some kind of joke? Cause if it is, I'm not laughing!"

Spencer sighed as he heard Sam's phone go off. The obnoxious, girlie love song that has been heard all over the radio for weeks. Sam groans as well, which causes Spencer to wonder why. Usually, his sister would dance through out the whole ringtone, before answering. Now, she quickly flung herself off the bed, and answered the phone.

"Hello?"Sam spat with a tone of anger.

"Sam?"She hears the angelic tone of Carly's voice from the other end."Is that really you?"

"Carly? Oh my God! What the hell is going on? Spencer is acting really dumb right now, and I'm alone at your house!"

"Is this another one of your pranks, Sam?"Carly asked with pure bitterness in her voice."I woke up this morning. In your bed! In your house! I called Spencer, and he...said that you were his sister. So, tell me? Why are you pranking me? What did I do to deserve this kind of treatment? Huh? From my best friend?"

"Carly... I didn't do this. I swear. I woke up this morning in your bed. Spencer's acting as if I'm you. I don't know...I'm so confused."Sam replied.

Carly replied back with a whimper,"I am too. I just went to the bathroom, and it was not pleasant to see some guy, who is apparently named Ray, taking a whiz on the toilet."

Sam laughed, "Ah. My mom's new boyfriend."

Spencer just stared at Sam in confusion, and decided to give her some privacy. Carly didn't find the situation amusing at all."Sam! I saw his private area. It is so gross! I swear. I mean, why would your mom want to have sex with...that?"

"I have no idea. Usually for the moolah I suppose."

"It was a rhetorical question."

"Oh."

As soon as Spencer goes back to the kitchen, to the semi-cold breakfast that was waiting for Sam, the door bell rang. He raced to the door, expecting it to be the delivery guy with his new vibrating hairbrush.

Spencer opened the door quickly. Instead of the delivery guy, it was of course, Freddie Benson. The guy who always had a major crush on Sam.

Freddie grinned, and stepped inside the loft, without even bothering to ask. He looked around the living room, expecting to find Sam somewhere. Possibly in the kitchen, finishing off her breakfast.

"Where's Samantha?"He asks with curiosity, wondering where she could possibly be. He had just purchased a new car, well relatively new. It was owned by his uncle before he got into a terrible fishing accident, which resulted in hooks in places hooks shouldn't be. He wanted to show the car off to Sam, hoping that it was impress her enough to go out with him.

"She's upstairs talking to Carly on the phone. If I were you, I'd be careful. Samantha just isn't acting right today..."Spencer said cautiously.

"What do you mean?"

Spencer sighed,"She kept saying that Carly was my sister and asked why she was in her own bed. It was creepy."

Freddie furrowed his eyebrows, and asked,"You think you can get her to come down? We are going to be late to school, and I was wondering if she wanted a ride in my new car."

"Yeah. Be right back."Spencer said and ran up the steps.

He came on top of the stairs in seconds, and managed to zig zag down the hallway, and into Sam's room. He opened the door furiously, and saw that Sam was still on the phone with Carly.

"Yeah, Carls."She said softly to her friend,"I'm scared, too. I have no idea what's going on. Maybe if we get Spe-"Sam stopped as she looked to the doorway, and saw Spencer.

"Gotta go, Carls."Sam says,"I'll talk to you later."

She hung up, and stared at the man leaning against the door frame.

"What is it, Spencer?"Sam asked with a tone of voice clearly showing she was annoyed. At the fact that Spencer disrupted her call.

"Um, well,"Spencer pants,"Freddie is downstairs...wanting to give you a ride."He stops, and then realizes how his words sounded."I mean, he wants to give you a ride in his car! To school! Yeah, that..."

Sam smiles and realizes that Freddie is the key to all of this madness ending.