Disclaimer: Erin Hunter would not want her cats to go berserko
Chapter 2
Leafpool: MMMHH!! NNNHH!! MMMH! FMMNF!!
Cinderheart: Gaawwwsh you can speak again, you know!!
Leafpool: NNN!! HHNN HM!! Oh right… I can speak again… hehehe
Firestar: Wooow look at that table!
Graystripe: TAABBLEEE!! I LOOOOVE TABLES!!
Millie: WHAT?! Me gonna slap ya baaaaaaaad!!
Graystripe: GAAAHH!! NOOOOOO!
Dustpelt: Whatsa table?
Firestar: A housefolk thing… I mean a Twoleg thing!!
Jaypaw: Look, whats in those… containers?
Other Cat: IF YOU DON'T KNOW GETTA OUTTA HEREIO!! GAROT!!
Brightheart: Oooh, itsa smexy beast! With such a voice!! Yaaahh yo!!
Other Cat: I AM CHAMPAGNESTAR!! RAAR!
Brightheart: Champagnestar… siiigh
Cloudtail: :O BRIGHTHEAAART!!
Champagnestar: Oh yes, Cellar Clan told me of some weird cats arrival, yot. Cats that don't know what Champagne, or wine, or alcohol is, yot! A disgrace to cats,
yot! CURSE YOU, YOT!!
Dustpelt: Shaddupp! We're entering and I don't care boutchu! FERNCLOUD!
Ferncloud: Comin, babeh!
-goes inside without permission-
All the cats stare briefly at where Ferncloud and Dustpelt just entered.
Champagnestar: Damnit he ruined my entrance, hic! So much for being dramatic, hic! What the martini, just enter, hic!
It was a big room, with a … not a chandelier but a champagnedelier.
Champagnestar: In honour of Champagne Clan… and me!! BLOT!
Lionpaw: Stop saying random things after each sentence!
Champagnestar: I am? Kioppy? Really, I haven't got a choice, kioppy!!
Random Cat that happens to be Champagnestar's deputy: DRINKIN TIIME!! WOLIO!
Champagnestar: Winevine, its druuuuuuuuuunk time! WHYO!!
Sandstorm: FIRESTAR!! My claws are dirty!! CLEANN IT!!
Firestar: MMH thisso good! MMOOORE!!
Winevine: Suuure, Redwine, Whitewine, get the beer, now, raao!! Squishedgrape, get more martini, raao!
Whitewing: Why, this wine tastes so… exquisitely amazing!
Birchfall: What does exquikitly mean? Huh? Huh Huh Huh?!
Champagnestar: Oh my, these cats get drunk too… easily.
Brambleclaw: Ehehehe!! Tigerstar, I can kill you noun!! I can kill anyyyyboddyyY! Hehe, uuurrgg!! Raawrr!! Squirrelflight!! C'mere!!
Squirrelflight: Umm… whaa?? Ashyfur… come back to mee!!
Ashfur: YEAAH! PARTAY!! WHOO WHOO! WHOO!!
Squirrelflight: ASSHYY!! PLLEEAAASSSEEE! Bwamble is scawing me!!
Ashfur: POPPYFROST IS MINE!! GETTA AWAY JAYPAW!! HISS!!
Jaypaw: Finey, fine, fine! Oi gittit!! No need to act like a foxbrain, mousedung!
Poppyfrost: Dontcha do that Jaypawy, ASHFUR COME A-HERE!
Hollypaw: THE WARRIOR CODE SUUUCKS!! Breezepaw where are yaa?!
Lionpaw: WOOP WOOP FORBIDDEN LOOVE!! HEATHAPAAAW!
Squirrelflight: Fowbidden wove ain't goud ya know!!
Jaypaw: But Squiwelfwight!! I LUV Willowshinneywiney!!
Hollypaw: WOO! That breaks the warrior code even more!! Go Jaypaw! GO JAYPAW!!
Leafpool: Dontcha dare run away!! I'll die of a random badger attack iffy ya leave!
Longtail: Mousy! I hava something to tella you!
Mousefur: Whatsit, darling, deary?
Longtail: You're so… so… oh, Mousy!!
Mousefur: Longtail, what is it?
Longtail: I think that you are so… so um…
Mousefur: TELLL ME LONGY! PLEAASSE!!
Longtail: You're too… you're too OLD for me!! I'm still a warrior, you dishevelling cat!
Mousefur: WHAT?! Why, I'll claw off your ears and feedit to Shadowclan!!
Champagnestar: THAT'S ENOUGH, OUFF!! Time to go to your rooms now, ouff!!
Winevine: If they can make it… drut!
Champagnestar: Show them their rooms, Winevine, veroomf!
All the ThunderClan cats staggered into their 'rooms'.
Hazeltail: Whereza the bush? Aneeda pee!!
Winevine: Pee in the room, it won't make a difference once you get your hangover, poi!
Mousewhisker: A could stay lika this forever… morot!!
Leafpool: Youz becoming lika the Champagne Clan cats!
Brambleclaw: So, whossy care?! Me likey to speaky like thissey!! Bwomf!!
Winevine: I'm still here, so shaddup and sleep!!
Toadkit and Rosekit: Wherezy is mommu? MOMMU!!
Daisy: I haven't had so much fun since… GYAHHAHA!!
Spiderleg: Where iss Dustpelt and Ferncloudd??
Dustpelt: We're here. Sleep, some cats are tired.
Birchfall: Why dontcha sound drunk, Daddeh? Huh Huh Huh?!
Ferncloud: We were occupied with something else!!
Leafpool: ZoossH!! Youz gonna have kitties again! No, no, no!! Too manies!!
Dustpelt: I can never have too many kits!!
Jaypaw: Thazzy dizguwsting! YukK!!
Ferncloud: Excuse me, Dustpelt? I'm the one who has kits!
Dustpelt: Of course, Ferny, dearest. I was just saying-
Spottedleaf: I HAVE FOUND YOU FIRESTAR
Firestar: Whaaa, who-a you?!
Spottedleaf: I will haunt you forever, Firestar. You will bear my kits!
Leafpool: Damnizz youz Spootedweak! Medixine catz cats can't ave kitties!!
Spottedleaf: TOO BAAAAD!! I WILL GET YOU FIRESTAR!!
Firestar: Whaaaaaa… sooo… sleepy… urg! –pukes-
Leafpool: Oh noz, I feel a pukie coming on!! –pukes-
ThunderClan Cats: URRHHGG!! –PUUUUKKEEEESSS-
Sleektail: hehehe well I'll continue that really soon xD, it'll
Be about their hangovers!!