Right than, on with the next chapter! The disclaimer is the same as the first chapter...thanks for the review!
Chapter 2
The team seemed to be confused or not at the moment on if they actually could leave or not, since their Sensei just suddenly disappeared without a word. So, they all just decided to wait at the training grounds to see if he would come back or not. Obito was sitting against a tree wondering when training would be over so he can go home and watch Digimon. He was starting to get really impatient, he began to shake is leg impatiently and glanced at his watch for the hundredth time since sensei left.
"Aww..." Obito accidentally said, after noticing that he was now missing about fifteen minutes of his show.
"Obito?" Kakashi asked worriedly, he was currently sitting above him on one of the branches reading his book when he heard him and looked down at him. He flipped another page in his book.
"Hmm?" Obito asked, really shakily. He glanced at his watch again, and let out a silent curse.
Kakashi continued to read his book. "I think you need help..." He responded, after flipping to the next page.
"Yeah, I know this guy who sits in his room all day, he still lives with his parents and he never leaves home." Rin interrupted. Kakashi gave her a look like, How-the-hell-do-you-know-Obito's-current-condition look. She didn't see him though since she was staring at the sky. She was currently seated across from Obito laying on the grass, watching the clouds go by."Oh, wait, that's my brother..." She mumbled after awhile, still watching the clouds.
"I'm fine!" Obito screamed at them.
"Yeah..."Kakashi said, not convinced. "So whats your favorite episode?" He asked him casually, then flipped another page in his book.
"Oh, that's easy! The one where Mayomon evolves and loses control and destroys the town!" He answered immediately, as he childly motioned the way Mayomon crushed a building with his hands.
"He didn't even ask what show, see you DO need help!" Rin stated, sitting up from her spot. Obito put his hands down, looking defeated.
He seemed to ponder for a minute about something, grinning like a little kid with a new toy he reached for something in his pocket. "Time to use my awesome fire skills!" Obito announced, lifting up his arms, after grabbing a lighter out of his pocket. "Flame on! Darn it, I need to get this fixed..." He attempted to light the lighter but it wasn't working.
At this point, Kakashi put down his book and looked at Obito as if he had grown two heads.
"Oh well, I'll just use my awesome flying skills instead!" This time he grabbed a crumbled up used napkin out of his pocket. "-For I am, Obitomon!"
Kakashi shook his head, picked up his book and continued reading. He really didn't want to see what he was going to do with a napkin. Especially a used one.
Rin just rolled her eyes and laid back down on the grass, seeing what shapes she could make up in the sky.
This went on for a long time...
--Meanwhile (some random time in the future)--
Some obvious addictions...
"I like ramen!" Naruto beamed, as he grabbed another bowl and devoured it.
"I like...men." Sasuke stated seriously. Which in return made everyone stare at him with odd looks, besides Sakura who was occupying herself with something else so she couldn't hear him.
"Girls have cooties and are annoying. I wanna avenge my family. Itachi is evil. blah...blah...blah..." Sasuke continued as he droned on and on...
"Oh my gosh, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura beamed at him. "MUUUU!" She imitated the sound of a cow as she bent over and started eating grass.
"Adult books." Kakashi shrugged his shoulders from his spot in the tree's and went back to reading.
--Meanwhile--
Now currently back to the past, where it started to begin with. Something shocking was taking place during the teams training. Minato, Rin, and Kakashi were standing by some trees shocked and confused. Minato was escorted back awhile ago by two ANBU members, because he was told he still had to do his job. Which was pure torture in his opinion.
Obito on the other hand was standing a good distance in front of them and had just ripped off his clothes revealing a dinosaur costume underneath, all that was missing was his mask so he was currently digging through his ripped off clothes trying to find it.
As soon as he found it he made a dramatic pose and announced. "I am, Dinomon!"
Gai was walking by as he heard Obito's announcement, and had also ripped off his spandex. Revealing a Turtle costume underneath that made you question how he could have hidden it in the first place.
He ran up to Obito. "DINOMON! I Turlmon am also a dedicated fan to Digimon!YOSH! Let's battle!" Gai declared, pulling out a water balloon in the process.
Minato mentally slapped his head. 'Maybe, i should pretend to die, and take over the world...' he wondered as he shook his head at the scene that was happening in front of him.
Kakashi ignored the scene and continued to read his book, and Rin had decided to run home from the traumatic stress she was experiencing.
"Huh? Did you say something Gai?" Obito asked him as he had pulled out his Digimon collectable cards from his ripped pants pocket. A card managed to escape his grasp and landed on the grass in front of Gai, the Digimon picture was facing upwards.
Gai cried out dramatically, seeing that the card, in fact, was a very strong Digimon card. "I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED ONCE AG-" Gai was cut off by being sent flying through the air as Kakashi had 'accidentally' kicked him.
"Obito.get.some.help." A voice said from behind Obito, making him jump from the shock.
"When did you get back Rin?" Kakashi asked. Rin disappeared back into the trees this time screaming at the top of her lungs.
Asuma was walking by with 20 cigarettes in each hand, and 5 in his mouth. He walked up to the group to see what was going on.
"Wmmt-Gn-mn-En?" He attempted to say, which actually translated as 'whats going on?' he somehow managed this without dropping any of the cigarettes. Everyone looked over at Asuma with either a confused or shocked expression on their face.
Rin came back again this time, and walked over to Asuma with a very pitiful expression on her face.
"A-Asuma?" She asked, "Why?" she asks sadly, almost to the point of tears.
For about the next two minutes or so Asuma was just standing their smoking his cigarettes and looking at Rin with an unreadable expression on his face.
"Isz becaz uff euh!" he finally mumbles incoherently, which translates as 'it's because of you!'.
"Huh? What? Speak up!" Rin asked confused.
Asuma rolled his eyes and took the cigarettes currently in his mouth and put it in his hands with the others. "You...always pretended that I have lung cancer..." Asuma said in between coughs. Turning around dramatically so he wasn't facing her, he somehow manages to light up two more in his hand.
"Asuma, who are you talking to?" Obito asked him. Does Asuma talk to himself to? He wondered, staring off into the tree's, he saw a dark figure fleeing far away in the distance.
"R-Rin was just here!" Asuma said flailing his arms around, sending his cigarettes flying around in all different directions.
"MY EYE!" Someone cried out in pain.
"Hey, What's this?" Obito asked as he picked up a piece of paper he found laying between some branches on a tree. He opened it up and read it quickly. "It's a note from Rin!" he shouts.
"MY EYE IS BURNING!"
Dear Asuma,
I went to get my 'Doctor' supplies.
-wink wink-
Love,
Rin
--Meanwhile--
Minato had snuck away from the group the first chance he got and was currently walking up to the front door of his house. Digging through his pockets he sometime later came across hes key and unlocked the door. Noticing that his wife wasn't anywhere in sight , he made his way to the basement, revealing a lair. There in the middle of the room was a baby in a crib, Minato picked up the baby that was laying in it.
"Tell me, the truth." he demanded. He got no response from the baby so he asked again, this time with force he added a smack across the baby's face. "I want the truth!" Still no response.
Suddenly lil'Iruka barged in the room. "Minato!" He yelled angrily. "That's the 5th time this week!" He walked with force down the steps to express how mad he was.
"Wait, I can explain! It's a fake! I found it on-" He was he was cut off when the baby suddenly crapped itself. Minato looked at it with an annoyed expression. Great, NOW it responds! Stupid battery's must be dying...
"Don't lie to me Minato! I knew you stole that baby from the health class! It's mine!"
"How do you know that?" Minato asked, as he set the baby back into it's crib.
"Is it missing a finger?" Iruka asked seriously, all signs of angry suddenly gone.
Minato glanced into the crib."Yeah." He confirmed.
"It's mine for health class. Anyway..." Iruka sighed. "Minato, this has got to stop, everyday when I'm at school I hear teachers talking to each other saying 'Hes done it again.', Tell me, what happened that you must steal mechanical babies?"
"I...I..."Minato started.
"Yes?" Iruka asked.
"I...have a phobia of fake babies becoming real!" Minato yelled out, pounding his fists on the table dramatically. "They haunt my dreams.." He said quietly hunched over looking at the table, hes shoulders began to shake vigorously as he started to cry.
"Uhh.." Iruka started, not quite sure of what to say.
"No! Don't!" Minato yelled, quickly wiping his face so he wouldn't see. "You know what's going on!"
"Wh-What are y-"
"Tell me! Tell me the truth!" Minato yelled, standing straight up, suddenly anger and frustration was apparent on his face."Who do they work for? Why are they here?" Minato had so many questions, so many unanswered questions. He needed answers!
"Please, calm down..-"
"I AM CALM!" Minato yelled. Suddenly they heard a noise coming from the crib. Minato made his way over to get a closer look.
"What was that?" Iruka asked him.
"I-It's the baby! LOOK!" Minato pointed at the baby in the crib. Iruka walked over to stand next to him and let out a small gasp. The baby's head was beginning to turn slowly to the left, eyes were glowing a bright lime green and an evil smile was planted on it's face.
"Play with me!" The baby said evilly, then launched itself onto Iruka's arm.
"Ah! Get it OFF!" Iruka panicked, he grabbed the baby and threw it at the wall. Breathing heavily he watched as the baby adjusted itself to a crawling position.
"How come-" The babies head started spinning again. "YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH ME!" the baby yelled.
The baby slowly started to crawl closer to them when Asuma suddenly appeared in the room, he grabbed the lighter out of his pocket and lit the baby on fire with his lighter.
"Your." Asuma coughed. "Welcome."
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