A/N: By the way, it's a different character in every chapter, sort of like Pokemon Chronicles, however if I get enough questions about one char in particular, I'll probably write something else about them to clear things up or just for popular demand. Warning, sexual references, but no sex!
Ch.2: The Day Care Couple
The old man grinned, holding out a yellow egg with black bolts etched across the shell. The boy took it willingly, he had to be around 16 years old. An African American (Even though Africa doesn't exist in this world) by the looks of it with fadedblack hair. His brown eyes looked gratefully at the man.
"Well, we have no idea how it got there, but when we went to check on your pokemon, this egg was there!"
The old man exclaimed, otherwise known as Old Man Daycare, the boy blinked as he held the egg staring at the man dumbfounded.
"You... have no idea? No idea whatsoever how the egg got there?"
Old Man Daycare grinned and nodded, still blissfully unaware.
"Ok, how do you think it got there?"
He answered it as though it was the easiest question in the world.
"Your pokemon found it."
"And it happened to be the exact same color as the pokemon who found it?"
He nodded, still not comprehending what the boy was trying to get him to understand and that there could be no way something like that could be possible.
"Ok let me rephrase the question... How do you think the egg was created?"
"Well," The man started, reminiscing how his father told him back in the day. "The great pelipper messenger of the Great Arceus swoops down from the sky, its beak filled with all the eggs it could carry and hid them all over the land for pokemon to find and hatch."
The boy, Damian, stared in disbelief. The man obviously had no idea how children were made which explained the lack of children around the daycare.
"And your wife believes this is how pokemon are hatched too?"
He nodded, still grinning which seemed a bit idiotic to Damian at this point. He sighed, the two were due for a rude awakening.
"Do you mind if I stay here for a little while?"
Damian, Old Man Daycare, and Old Woman Daycare hid in a tall shrub, peeking out at the wide area where the pokemon were at play. But more specifically, they were out by the woods that still fenced in the area, a secluded area with a small clearing. Damian sweated, he really didn't feel comfortable watching what was about to go on but he felt the two needed to know. Old Man Daycare and Old Woman Daycare just stared on when two pokemon entered the clearing, a male Luxray and a female Lopunny walked into the clearing. Old Woman Daycare blinked and spoke. A little too loud for Damian's taste.
"Why are we watching them?"
"Shhh!" was his only response, silencing her as the two pokemon looked cautiously around. Luxray was obviously too preoccupied to use its special x-ray eyes so rather than dwelling on making sure there were no intruders, they went into the middle of the clearing. Lopunny bent over and-
Old Man Daycare's eyes widened in surprise as his wife hid her face behind her hands, peeping out between her gnarled fingers. Damian only grimaced, it was necessary.
"Doesn't that hurt?" Old Woman Daycare asked.
Damion grinned, almost chuckling at the question.
"Actually, quite the opposite."
Old Man Daycare blinked as he stared at the two, turning to the teenager.
"What's this have to do with eggs?"
Damion only shook his head.
"You'll see soon enough."
And indeed they did, the pair soon finished and Lopunny stepped away from the Luxray, sitting down for a moment, while concentrating hard. An hour passed by and Old Woman Daycare passed out while Old Man Daycare stared on at the spectacle until the proud mother held the egg between her paws and bounded off with the satisfied Luxray in tow. Damian nodded, he couldn't help but chuckle at the pair's reactions.
"And that's how eggs are made."
Damian left the next day and the trainer who owned the Lopunny and Luxray came by to pick up the pair. He was surprised when he found the man shaking, holding a brown and white egg with the tips of his fingers as if it was something dirty.
"C-C-C-Congratulations."
He said shakily, staring at the object with wide eyes. The trainer smiled and grabbed the egg.
"Wow I can't believe it!"
He shouted out laughing with happiness, hugging it. He turned to the man.
"I hope you'll be just as reliable with these two." he said, holding out two more pokeballs. The old man stumbled back, waving his hands in protest.
"N-No, in f-f-fact, me and the missus have decided we're long past due for retirement! Seeyalater!" he shouted, suitcase suddenly in hand with a hawaiian shirt on and a straw hat, running off in the distance. His wife finished hammering the "Out of Business" sign on the door and followed after him. The trainer scratched his head.
"What was that all about?"