CH. 2 I don't want kids
Barton and Romanoff must take care of the baby Avengers, while Loki finds a way to reveres the spell.
Right now, Thor and Stark were flying about the room and Clint was trying to catch them. And Tasha was making sure that Banner doesn't go Hulk.
"Could you hurry up?" she asked and gave Bruce a bottle of milk.
"If you think you could do better, be my guest."
And just then Thor dropped Mjölnir and stated falling.
"I go ya," said the archer and jumped to catch the prince.
The Thunderer yawned and closed his eyes.
"Looks like he fell asleep," said Hawkeye and put the Asgardien on the couch.
"He's not the only one," said Black Widow and saw as Iron man landed on the ground and yawned.
She picked the billionaire up and put him besides Thor. Then even Bruce and Steve started yawing and shortly after joined the other two sleeping Babyvengers.
"At least they're quiet," whispered Barton.
But the silence was short lived as a helicopter landed on the Stark Tower roof and woke the babies up. They started crying and the agents sighed.
A few moments later, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. walked in and looked around. When he saw his two agents shushing four babies that reminded them of four Avenges, he forgot the reasons we came here.
"What's going on here?" asked Fury and stepped to the duo.
"What does it look like? Stark was being an idiot and forced Loki to give him a magic cube, which he used to power up his new ray gun. That led to a malfunction and the gun blew up. But due to the magic, it turned everyone near it into babies. And when we finally got them calmed down, you came and woke them. Nice going by the way," exploded Hawk as he rocked a crying Thor in his arms.
Nick had to take a step back from the archer. He never expected anyone to yell like that at him.
"Clint, he couldn't have known," said Romanoff to calm her partner.
"Yeah I know… I just… I'm not good with kids. And that's why I don't want a kid. Don't know if I'll raise him of her, properly."
"Well how do you plan to fix this?" asked Fury.
"We have Loki working on a spell. And since you're here… Mind lending us a hand?" said the woman and rocked the baby Rogers in her hands.
"Sure. Who do I get?"
"Stark," both Avengers said and smirked.
"No not this one or this one… Where is it?" said Loki as he looked through all his books.
He needed to find an age transformation book. He knew he had one, just not where.
"Maybe it's in the shower," he said and went to the bathroom.
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are," was the song Hawkeye sang to get Thor to sleep.
"Now listen here. Do NOT leave this sofa. Do you understand?" Fury was telling a baby Tony and narrowed his eyes on the small hero.
A few moments later, Iron kid stared sniffing and sobbing. In the next second he stated crying and screaming.
Nick heard Nat asking, from the kitchen, what happened. "Nothing," he answered.
The spy then looked at Tony and said: "Hush little one, don't you cry. Daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird," he sang and the baby stopped crying.
Fury let out a sigh of relief and then he heard clapping.
"I didn't know you could be that nice," smirked Barton.
"This never happened agent," said Nick, tone serious.
"What are we talking about?" joked Clint.
He could use this to black mail Fury if he ever needed to.
"Well he's asleep," said the director and pointed to the sleeping chilled.
"Mine to. Took me a while, but a 'Twinkle, twinkle little star' made him fall asleep. I wonder how Nat's doing."
"No don't drink that. It's sleeping drug," she warned but was too late as Rogers tasted the sleeping powder and went to dream land.
"At least he's asleep," she thought and looked at Bruce.
And a few moments later, the other two agents walked in to the kitchen.
"Hi Tasha, how's it-" but cut himself off and covered his nose.
"What is that smell?" asked Nick and did the same as the archer.
"I think he needs a diaper change," she said and also covered her nose.
"Well we will leave that to you," they both said and exited the room.
"You've got to be kidding me."
She took a deep breath and stepped to the baby, but as soon as she reached him, he stated crying. But that was the least of her problems. Banner started going green and in a few moments he changed into the Hulk.
"I hate my life," she said to herself as the green Avenger started crying and the smeill got worse.
"I knew it was in the garage," said Loki and started going to the upper floor.
When Anthony brought him there, he kept going on and on about his armor. So the prince took a book along and was reading while he was pretending to listen.
"Now I just need to get the babies together."
Nat, after a long 20min, finally managed to get the Hulk a new diaper. But now she had to sing him a lullaby.
"Okay, this one I know.
The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout,
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out.
Out came the sunshine
And dried up all the rain,
So the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again" and the green baby fell asleep.
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