AN: WE'RE BAAAAACK! AGAIN! Yes, after many months of homework, homework, and more homework, WE HAVE A DAY OFF! … A four-day weekend. Booyah. You should probably read our other story (Gundam SEED Randomness! or When Two Fans Go Crazy!) first, as this directly follows the VOP segment, which we are finishing up today.

Disclaimer: We don't own Gundam SEED. We don't own The Wizard of Oz… Wicked pwns… Don't own it. We don't own Rugrats. Yeah, stop staring. We don't own Spider-Man. We don't own the Space Program. We don't own Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We don't own Star Wars.

With a giant 'ZAP!', the cast of our favorite anime found themselves surrounded by a dense tropical rainforest with odd noises. Shiho walked forward and picked up one of the leaves, staring at it.

"I don't think we're in A.D. anymore…" She commented.

Yzak, who had been studying the foliage and fauna remarked, "It appears that we are in 65 million B.C., you know, around the time of the dinosaurs."

Athrun blinked at him for a moment. "You need friends," which prompted an-Yzak-glare.

Kira, however, was looking at Yzak much differently. "A-are you wearing a-a-a-"

Kira was cut off by a loud scream. Everyone turned to Cagalli, who was wearing a leopard-skin bikini. It appeared Yzak was too. And Miriallia. And Fllay. And Shiho. She screamed too.

Yzak, in a random burst of feminineness, squeeed (pronounced like 'squeal' without the 'l'), "We're wearing matching bras!"

Everyone stared at him for a moment before said Coordinator burst out into Chibi tears. "WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!" It was followed by, "I MUST GO AND HIDE MY SHAME!" And then ran away into the bushes.

The teen guys, however, were currently all having nose-bleeds, except for Kira, who was screaming, "MY EYES!" No brother should ever have to see that. Actually, Mwu wasn't having a nose-bleed. He was trying to find Murrue, who seemed to have decided to hide due to, well… use your imagination… or don't. Please don't.

Cagalli was slamming Athrun head into a nearby tree. "FOCUS!"

"I'm trying!"

"NOT ON ME!"

In the confusion, the remote-time-thingy fell out of his pocket in the leopard-skin he was wearing and hit a rock, causing it to spark. No one noticed this.

A little kid, Meyrin, tugged on Miriallia's leg. "Why are all the guys having nose-bleeds?"

"You'll understand when you get older." She patted little Shinn on the head while he was not nose-bleeding. "Why can't they stay this cute?"

"I wanna always stay this cute because Stellar said she likes cute things!" Shinn chirped.

Stellar blushed, and a second later, glomped him.

All the while, Yzak was behind a bush, trying to figure out how to cover himself up, when Lacus came up him with Haro behind her. "What are you doing?" She asked. Lacus was in a leopard-skin sundress instead of the bikini (hehe…).

Kira sobbed. "Why!"

Yzak replied dully, "I'm trying to hide my shame."

Suddenly, a loud rustle came from the bushes and loud cry of, "UGA UGA!" echoed through the trees. (Yes, we know- no cavemen back then, but this is just too irresistible)

Everyone stopped what they were doing (resulting in Athrun almost falling over from the near-concussion he now had) to see three large very hairy men wearing leopard-skins.

Yzak popped out from his bush, suddenly interested. "It seems they are cavemen. Wait, cavemen?"

The cavemen laughed at Yzak's shame. "OOGA OOGA OOG! Translation: You look like our women!"

Yzak, who had no life in junior high school, had actually learned to speak caveman. "Hey! Well, OOGA UGA UH! Translation: You're fat and hairy, you troglodytes!"

The cavemen gasped. "UUHGA! Translation: Heathen!"

Athrun leaned over to Yzak, "You see those long, pointy spears they're holding?" A nod. "You want to be on the end of them?"

"Point taken." Yzak replied. Shiho slapped him for the horrible pun.

Haro floated up to the cavemen and started rapidly conversing… in caveman… with little 'Haro!' yells thrown in.

Cagalli turned to Athrun. "You programmed him to speak in caveman!"

"It seemed like a good idea at the time…"

The cavemen suddenly yelled and cried, "OO UGA OO! Translation: RUN AWAY, YOU IDIOTS! METEOR!"

"What'd he say, Yzak?" Nicol asked. Yzak didn't respond. "Yzak?" They found Yzak gone.

The cavemen soon followed. "OO OO OO! Translation: Maybe that girly one's not so stupid after all!"

Kira blinked. "What are they running from?" Athrun, who was looking at a large meteor falling from the sky, sharply turned his head to the sight. "Oh, CENSORED."

Lacus shoved a random bar of soap into his mouth. "There are children!"

The six children blinked at one another, shrugging. "We're all growed up!" Luna cried, the result of her little sister's wish.

Dearka, who still had one wish left, had a sudden idea. "I wish there was a Gundam here!"

Chirp, chirp. "Isn't that not supposed to work here?" Sai asked.

"No, I decided to save my last wish, remember?" Dearka responded.

"Oh, right…" Sai knew everything.

There was silence. Dearka tried again, louder. "I SAID, I WISH THERE WAS A GUNDAM HERE!"

Ashley, sitting in Language Arts, felt a sudden tingling feeling. "Wish-senses-tingling."

The girl sitting next to her, who happened to be the same one from the previous chapter, asked, "What was that, Ashley?"

"Uh, nothing Mel!" Ashley grinned nervously. "Just go back to your Space magazine!"

"Shh, Mrs. Huster hasn't noticed yet!" Mel hissed.

Ashley turned to her teacher, Mrs. Huster and asked, "Um, Mrs. Huster, can I go to the bathroom?"

"No, Ashley, you have to wait until break." The teacher responded.

Ashley then heard a loud echoing yell in her head. "I SAID, I WISH THERE WAS A GUNDAM HERE!"

She then started dancing around on both feet. "But I really, really gotta go!"

Mrs. Huster ignored her horrible grammar as Ashley's classmates stared at her in confusion. "Well, all right… Just take a pass…"

"YES!" Ashley dashed out of the room, leaving one of the boys to say, "What the hell? … Ninja." Ashley stuck her head back in the classroom, "SHUT UP, PATTY!"

Ashley ran down the hall to the bathroom to find Mike and Sara already there. "What, how did you guys get here?"

The said in unison. "We were in the library. Mr. Pollack forgot about us again."

"Oh… Well, that's convenient." Ashley coughed. "Well, um, do you want to, or should I?"

"Let's do it together!" Sara cried in her Pinky-voice. The other two gave her a blank stare. "Right…"

With a wave of their hands, there was a big 'POOF!' and a time portal opened in the air, sending the 'POOF!' back.

"There," Mike said, "that should do it."

The three began the slow walk back to class.

Back in the past (…?), the 'POOF!' materialized and Dearka leaped into the air. "FINALLY!" He grinned at Miriallia. "I'LL SAVE US, MILLY!"

She smacked her head. "Don't you remember the technicalities!"

Dearka turned to see the Freedom, standing in all its glory. "Crap."

Kira started jumping around like a little boy on Christmas. "YAY!" He ran to the Freedom and hugged it. "I missed you, so!"

Lacus then got a sudden burst of enthusiasm. "Only you can save us, Kira!" And Dearka gloomed.

"Life sucks." He then got out a piece of paper and started writing a song.

Kira climbed into the Freedom and shot the slow-moving meteor right before it hit the ground. And there was much rejoicing.

Cagalli held up a little flag and waved it. "Yay."

Yzak suddenly ran back, wearing a bush to hide his shame. "YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!" He cried.

They rolled their eyes. "Oh, come on!" Athrun said. "What harm could this do? We just saved those nice cavemen."

"If you heard what they said about your mother you wouldn't say that…" Yzak grumbled.

"What?" Athrun blinked.

"Oh, nothing…"

Mwu, who had finally found Murrue (who was now wearing a leopard-skin dress), picked up the remote. "Next."

"But the dinosaurs-!"

ZAP!

Ashley bid farewell to her friends and walked into the room just as a quick flash passed through the reality. "Huh?" She shrugged. "Oh well."

Mrs. Huster cried, "Ashley! You're just in time for the Dinosaur Drill!"

"The Dinosaur… Drill?" Ashley paled. She then noticed a very hairy voice of one of her classmates. "Killian?"

"Uga."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

A/N: Hope you liked our latest installment!

Mike: And a comment about the story, when is Yzak's burst of girlyness random? Seriously!

Sara: Burn.