The BMW screeched to a halt in front of a Mexican-styled house- in recent years the jungle surrounding the house had been turned into suburbs, and houses were built around it. It looked very weird.

"Hi, Dora," droned Caillou robotically.

"Hey, Kay-i-you," Dora droned back in a similar text-to-speech accent, sounding like a messed up valley girl.

"Dora, would you like to go with me to the Funai headquarters to destroy Funai?" Caillou asked her.

They were silent for a few moments, then Dora simply said, "Yes."

"Let's go to the caaaar... Dora," Caillou said. They walked very slowly to the car, then got in, with Caillou getting into the driver's seat.

"But I want to drive," his supposed-to-be-Hispanic-but-looking-more-black-than-Hispanic friend complained, refusing to get into the passenger seat.

"I am driving, Dora. Sorry."

"If you don't let me drive, I will call your parents!"

"Fuck you, Dora. Get in the fucking passenger seat."

BAAAAANNNG!¡!¡!¡!

Dora's eyes popped and her jaw fell open. Then, everything turned red, and Dora began to angrily pump her fists in the air, which in turn caused flaming rocks to start falling from the sky, setting everything on fire.

"OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!" Dora bellowed demonically in a scary voice, startling Caillou because it was so loud. "KAY-LOU, HOW DARE YOU SWEAR AT ME? THAT'S IT. I AM GOING TO CALL YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW."

Caillou knew what he had to do. He started the engine, and floored the gas pedal. He then swerved onto the sidewalk, towards his best friend, and there was a loud "thump" as he drove over her.

"Wah-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ah-arrrr..." Dora moaned in pain before blacking out.

Sometime later, Caillou had left the GoCity city limits, and was now traveling through the woodsy countryside by himself, past grazing cattle and the occasional silo.

"I! Wanna rock and roll all niiiiight! And party ev-e-ry day!" he sang along, to the only KISS song he actually knew. He sped past a misplaced police station, and in a strange coincidence, an officer happened to be outside the station right as he passed it.

"Busted!" yelled the officer, even though no one could hear him. "That car is driving really fast!"

Caillou heard sirens behind him and jumped. "Oh, no," he sighed. He didn't want to pull over, because then he would get into trouble. "I know," he said, slamming down on the gas with both feet. "I'll just drive faster."

Both cars drove sideways down the road, since there weren't any car props that weren't in a profile view. As the chase continued, it eventually became clear to Caillou that traveling at top speed was not helping him. "I know, I'll just turn around," he decided, jerking the wheel 180 degrees left. The resulting 130 MPH U-turn was so wide, Caillou drove off the road!

Caillou slammed on the brakes, but was going too fast for it to really do any good and it just caused the BMW to start spinning uncontrollably.

He spun into the woods, and when he finally regained enough control of the vehicle to see where he was going, he panicked.

"Oh, shit!" realized Caillou as he reached a clearing. "There is a large pond of water ahead, and I can't stop my goddamn car from moving. I'm going to fucking crash."