(Lol first chapter)

Pein opened his eyes slowly. Two minutes ago he swore that he was going to die in Naruto Uzamaki's arms. Now he was laying somewhere soft and comfy. Sitting up, he looked around to see that Deidara, Konan, Madara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Orochimaru lying near him. Sitting up, he started to shake Konan hopping that she would wake up. Grumbling slightly when she wouldn't, Pein crossed his arms and sat criss crossed.

"Where are we?" He grumbled.

"I believe I can tell you that," A voice said.

Looking towards the voice, Pein saw an old man in dark blue robes and a strange pointy hat. Curious about the man, Pein tried to stand up but fell to his knees. He felt so weak and he didn't know why. Groaning a little bit, he sat back down and looked up at the man.

"Who are you?" He asked.

"Dumbledore," The man said smiling. "But you may call me Professor Dumbledore Nagato."

"Professor?"

Dumbledore nodded smiling and patted Pein's head. Finding that completely aggravating, he was about to say something when an odd sensation fell over him. When Dumbledore pulled his hand away, Pein shivered violently. Trying to find the right words, Pein glared up at Dumbledore and tried his best to stand perfectly. He was able to stand but was wobbling like a drunk man.

"What did you do to me?" Pein asked.

"Gave you magic," Dumbledore said. "Sadly it hurts a bit but don't worry it won't hurt for long. Now I suggest you sit down or lye down if you want."

"Magic? Magic doesn't exist you old coot!"

Getting off balance now, Pein fell down and didn't bother to stand up again. The floor was very comfy at the moment. Sighing in defeat, he just glanced up at the old man.

"Magic does exist where I'm from," He said. "Now be a good boy Nagato while I give magic to your other little friends."

Pein snarled at Dumbledore for referring him as a 'Good boy'. He considered that being called 'little boy'. Watching Dumbledore do his little 'magic' on everyone, Pein found himself in Madara's arms when the older man had woken up. Groaning, Pein didn't even bother to move away. After all he was still in pain. When Dumbledore finished his little spells, he turned to all of them with a huge smile on his face.

"Why I see all of you are coupled up," He said glancing at Pein and Madara.

"Mine," Madara said hugging Pein tighter.

"Help me," Pein said struggling slightly.

"Well you see next month Harry Potter will be attending Hogwarts. I need someone to protect him when it's time for him to join school so I want to hire you. I will pay you for every year he's in school also...if you want I can keep you all here and so you can grow up as wizards."

"How much are you going to pay us?" Kakuzu asked as he sat on Hidan's lap. "If it's less then twelve thousand bucks then I'm out of here."

Dumbledore chuckled then patted Kakuzu gently on the head.

"I will give you one thousand galleons a year hows that?" He asked. "That'll get you a lot of things in Diagon Alley...Oh yes! You all need to get your things soon. Lets see...who will stay with who...Do all of you want to stay in an orphanage? Or perhaps someones home? I can enchant their memories so they'll believe you've always been their child. So choose little kiddies."

"We're not children," Pein snapped.

"Not yet I mind you. Not quite yet. Pein you do not get a choice. You will stay with Potter as his little brother. As for Sasori...hm...you look like a Weasley. How about this? You'll be Ron's twin brother. Don't worry about it dear boy I'm going to change all your birthdays so it will fit in with everything. Hm...As for the rest of you...Deidara will be with the Malfoy's as Draco's younger brother...by only a few months. Orochimaru perhaps....will be Snape's brother."

"What the hell is a Snape?"

"Snape is a man...well...soon to be a child...we are making sure he can watch over Harry. We're also taking precautions and making sure his mothers genes stand out more. That way no one will know it's him. After all, everyone has seen Severus before. Mcgonagal will be the only teacher who will remember him though. However I can't morph everyones mind so that's why we have to fix his appearance. Anyway...back to the homes. Madara and Itachi will be Snape's cousins. Kakuzu will be....Cho Chang's brother. Konan will be Cedric's sister while Kisame will be Granger's brother. Hidan will be Luna's Brother."

Pein glanced at the rest of the Akatsuki. They seemed a bit unsure then nodded at him. Looking up at Madara he watched him nod then looked at Dumbledore.

"We'll do it," He said.

"Good now....get ready!" Dumbledore said then waved a stick in front of them.

***

Pein slowly opened his eyes and grumbled slightly. His head was throbbing like crazy! Turning to his side, Pein soon saw a black haired boy sleeping next to him. So this is Potter....He looks rather young for his age...Pein thought then glanced down at his body. He was just as skinny as Potter and wore baggy clothes like him too.

"Nagato....go back to bed," Harry muttered. "Aunt Petunia is going to wake us up in ten minutes we better get all the sleep we can."

"O-Oh sorry Harry," Pein said a bit shocked. "I...had a nightmare."

"You too?...Was it about your parents?"

"Um...yeah....I keep seeing them die..."

"Poor you...I've seen that green light again...but...come on Nagato lets sleep more."

Nodding, Pein laid back down and watched Harry sleep. Looking around for a second, he realized they were in a very cramped room in a single bed. Trying to make himself comfortable, Pein gave up then rested against Harry. Slowly he started to drift off to sleep when the there was a loud knocking on the door. Sitting up fast with Harry, Pein started to rub his eyes still tired.

"You sleep in Nagato," Harry said and rubbed Pein's head. "You look like you need it."

"I'm good Harry," Pein said.

"Well then we better hurry...ugh....today's Dudley's birthday."

Watching Harry get out of the small room, Pein slowly followed him. Going into the kitchen with Harry, he soon had a broom thrust towards him. Looking up, he saw a bean stalk of a woman glaring down at him then he glanced at Harry who was making bacon.

"Now clean up the kitchen," She said. "This has to be perfect for my little baby!"

Looking around slightly, he saw a fat chubby kid stuffing his little face. Rolling his eyes, Pein started sweeping.

"This broom is taller then me...," He grumbled.

"If you steal a cartoon milk maybe you can get taller," Harry said smiling.

"GIVE ME SOME FOOD BOY!" Uncle Vernon shouted.

Nodding, Harry walked over to the fat man then walked towards Pein and helped him with the cleaning. Glancing up at his new older brother, Pein smiled sweetly which got him a pat on the head.

"Hey Harry can I ask you something?" Pein asked.

"Sure," Harry said.

"When is our birthday?"

"Don't tell me you forgot our birthdays...."

"Well....maybe..."

"It's okay. I sometimes forget too. My birthday is July 31st yours is August 29th."

Pein smiled again then glared at the ground as he continued sweeping with Harry. That old coot made me the younger brother?! I'm suppose to be helping Harry not him helping me! He thought. Ugh...I wonder how to others are doing.

**

Deidara groaned as he woke up. He wanted twenty more hours of sleep give or take a few minutes (hehe....me in the morning...). Looking around he saw that he was lying in a big bed with green silk covers with snake designs on them. Getting out of bed, he stretched slightly when the door opened. There stood Draco giving smiling slightly at him.

"Come on Deidara dad is going to take us flying again," Draco said.

"Flying?" Deidara asked and thoughts about his big clay birds.

"On a brooms remember? He said he would."

Nodding fast, Deidara quickly changed into clothes and followed him. This is going to be awesome! Deidara said smiling big. Sliding down the rails with Draco (I can only imagine their house is HUGE so I can just picture Draco sliding down the railings) Deidara then jumped off and landed on his feet.

"AND HE STICKS THE LANDING!" Deidara said happily.

"But he's going to lose to his older brother," Draco said running towards the kitchen.

"Hey wait up!"

Quickly he followed behind Draco and the two screeched to a stop. Standing there in the kitchen, the boys smiled nervously at Lucius who seemed a bit annoyed by their actions. Narcissa however thought it was mildly cute (In the sixth Harry Potter book she just seems to think that he should be safe and cared for him...yeah I don't think she'd be annoyed).

"Boys before you go flying with your father I want you two to eat," She said.

"Okay mom," Draco said and put his arm around Deidara. "Maybe if you eat more Deidara you can actually beat me in a race."

"Maybe if you eat more you wouldn't look anorexic," Deidara said with a smirk.

"Now now boys just start eating. Can't have my cute little sons starving to death."

Lucius let out a groan as the boys sat down. Obviously he didn't like how his wife treated them. Snickering slightly, Deidara smiled. I bet the guys are having just as much fun as I am! Deidara thought.

**

Sasori grumbled as he woke up. He had woken by being shaken by the two older twins George and Fred. Getting out of bed, he looked across the room to see a red head with freckles. It was Ron no doubt. Watching the twins walked towards him he noticed they put a spider on Ron's nose. When he woke up, Ron let out a loud scream and hit the spider away. The twins ran out of the room laughing hysterically while Ron shouted at them. Growling, Ron got out of bed and started to change. Sasori slowly got out of bed as well and got changed too. Going downstairs with Ron, Sasori soon noticed a mildly fat woman cooking. I guess this is our mother...Sasori thought and sat down. I wish Dumbledore told us more about our families...Soon Percy came downstairs and sat down next to Sasori.

"How much longer do we have to wait for our letters?" Percy asked.

"Only a couple more days dear," She said. "And then Ron and Sasori can go to Hogwarts for the first time!"

"I wish I could go," Ginny said with a sigh. "But I have to wait for another year."

Molly let out a laugh and looked at Sasori.

"You were just as eager as Sasori was when he was ten Ginny," She said smiling.

"What happened then?" George snickered. "Last year he was a happy boy but when we came back he was like this."

Sasori gave George a glare then crossed his arms. I hate this family He thought. Soon food came flying towards them and landed right in front of each of the Weasley kids. A bit shocked at first, Sasori started to eat and smiled slightly. It wasn't as bad as he thought it would be. The food was quite delicious to say the least.

"Ron, Sasori," Molly said. "You two are going to have to wear George and Fred's old robes for a while."

"Aw...but mom...," Ron said.

"No complaining young man we can't afford new robes. We also need to get you Charlie and Bills old wands..."

Sasori almost choked on his bacon. He was living with a poor Family! Grumbling slightly, Sasori continued eating. Dumbledore is a jerk.

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